t/s: nutella vs. giardia aka garbage bowl XXIII (aka FINAL DYING GASP OF NOISE BOARD)

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her grandmother didn't slouch

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

had no idea who these people were until this thread, just Googled and in fact Giada is granddaughter of movie producer Dino De Laurentiis.

― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:04 (seventeen years ago) link

ESSENCE OF GELFLING

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

her grandmother with kirk douglas

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:06 (seventeen years ago) link

in fact Giada is granddaughter of movie producer Dino De Laurentiis.

http://www.digitalcreators.net/raiden/Funny%20Stuff/o%20rly..ruserious.JPG

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ok, i haven't actually seen either Nigella or Giada on television, only in this thread.

the recent evidence has my rethinking my initial decision

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Man whoever said Giada needs a smile trainer is sooo otm.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:21 (seventeen years ago) link

her grandmother with kirk douglas

also slumping due to enormous rack?

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Giada is NOT that big, people. Her grandmother, maybe (OKAY THAT PICTURE), but G herself is a scrawny thing despite the fact that her breasts seem oddly round. Now, Nigella might have an excuse for slouching and yet she doesn't!

― Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 28 August 2006 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link

at the end of the day...shes really not so special, as a physical specimen. as a spectacle...well, thats another story. i maintain that shes just an average woman who is made more attractive by the projection of a want for an object of lust.

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Rachel Ray is about 30,000Kx cuter than either of these shrill mutant bitches and she actually makes food I would eat. Nigella marinates pork in coca-cola and Giada thinks toasting tortillas with shredded parmesan in the oven is worth talking about for half her show.

Evidence that I am finally growing up = regardless of ribbed sweater and ludicrous cartoon boobs above, I am unable to ignore her ridiculous cow face.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is completely heartbreaking. At least Nigella actually seems to know how to cook. And FWIW I'm pretty sure every girl in the universe knows how to do the same trick Giada uses every episode of her show to make her boobs look bigger, ie the whole slouch-slightly-put-arms-kind-of-oddly-together stunt. So yeah, I'm with Laurel & bb I guess and am kind of amazed this would even remotely be an argument, how clearly worse Giada is. The only downside Nigella truly has compared to Giada is how creepy-ass all the eating segments on her show are.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe that anybody finds Giada attractive. She's right up there with that freak Ripa.

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Also KIRK DOUGLAS PUT YR PANTS ON YARRGH.

xpost whoa she totally does kind of look like Kelly Ripa. Like a cross between Kelly Ripa and Esther, dude.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd rather kiss Alton Brown beardo edition that find out what Giada's breath smells like

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Giada deLaurentiis is like my biggest pet peeve on the food network, I mean I'd sooner watch an Emeril marathon. She is the one person I would root for Bobby Flay to BEAT.

xpost beardo edition of Alton Brown = 1000x better than regular Alton Brown.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Is Nigella in the middle of a cheerleading routine in that photo up top?

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't figure another explanation for her mug

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha man, Bobby Flay, now THAT dude is a dickbag.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/fanfair/051024fast01.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa x 2
http://www.torontopics.com/co/rachel4.jpg

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:18 (seventeen years ago) link

$10 to the person who can find a sexxx pic of Paula Dean.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

get a room, you two

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I take it you failed to find Paula Dean cheesecake pix.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

only chef i will ever really crush on is jacques pepin. he makes legitimately good food and is oh-so-charming and cuet!!!!!

― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Re: garbage bowl vs "just go to the bin"...but lots of food waste doesn't go in the trash, it goes in the disposal in the sink. Also we Americans only cook five things at a time, minimum. No time for going to the bin.

Paula Dean is the only one of these women who would put out.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG is that IRON CHEF KAT CORA!?!

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, I don't get this "trash v. disposal" argument now. Note: I do not use a "garbage bowl"

xpost YES IT IS

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread has become jst plain hillarious...

STOP WITH THE RACHEL RAYE PIX IM ABOUT TO TRY AND HAVE LUNCH!!!

lets face it, every food network person is goddamned irritating...

but, a short paula dean annecdote (or blind item, actually)...a certain member of a certain brooklyn band once told me how he is obsessed with watching paula dean with the sound off. he was utterly captivated by her and the way she pours things out of cans and so forth...the few minutes i watcehd with him is all the paula dean ive seen. i find the premise of her show repulsive..

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't really watch Paula Dean, the voice gets me.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 14:53 (seventeen years ago) link

my wife loves paula dean. i don't get it since we'd probably never eat anything with that much butter, but i'm fascinated by her ability to sneak French techniques into Southern cooking [anathema!].

and um can we please discuss more about how sandra lee is still the craziest of all? did anyone see her insane usc show?

finally: rachel ray's body has changed so much since she started on food tv that i'm beginning to believe that's why Oprah chose her.

― blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ldopa.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/giada.jpg

"That scotch-bonnet sorbet didn't quite work out as planned."

French country cooking & southern cooking have a lot in common with hog fat instead of butter, amirite?

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

FUCK.

http://ldopa.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/giada.jpg

― Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Nigella marinates pork in coca-cola

that's not so weird. people in the south brine their hams with coca-cola and/or dr. pepper all the time -- something about the high acidity and the caramel flavoring.

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:17 (seventeen years ago) link

theres a recipe in the current bon appetit has an article for carnitas for tacos that uses coca-cola...from some fancy resteraunt...

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude, soda makes excellent marinade. I marinated rabbit in root beer once, totally flavorsville.

― captain reverend gandalf jesus (nickalicious), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

whoops, my paula dean thing above was actuallyt sandra lee...she the one that uses packaged foods right?

rabit in rootbeer sounds kinda awesome....duck in gingerbeer anyone?

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand Tom's sudden distaste for the cola marinade since I've seen him do not dissimilar things with my own eyes, I think that was grasping for straws because who the hell remembers anything Nigella makes with all the fuzzy lenses and smooth jazz, but I'm still LOL @ telling ppls from Alabama what is done in the south!!!

Sandra Lee is completely insane, I mean I can only assume she actually IS a Stepford Wife.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah that was part of the appeal to the silent viewer mentioned above...

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:43 (seventeen years ago) link

waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaaaaaa

― el borracho (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 August 2006 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

RUINING THREAD WAAA WAA WAAAAAA

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

meeeeeeeeoooooooooow

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

man it sure is amazing how I went to thanksgiving on a farm in folkston georgia for 26 years of my life and never realized that people who live ther like their tea sweet and their catfish fried

― TOMBOT (TOMBOT), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL @ gross food and fake smiles

― =[[ (eman), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

so much hate on such a boobage heavy thread. something in the water does not compute.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

LESS FATTEY LOVE FROM THE DC GEEKS

MORE NIGELLA VS. GIADA

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

plus, how rare is u.k. jew boobage on t.v.? nigella is a trailblazer! god bless her.

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahah

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

they are the chosen boobs. (wake me up when shoshanna lonstein gets a cooking show. rorrrwww. omg, i just outed myself as a closet shoshanna fan. someone kill me. i have to stop reading gotham magazine.)

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 28 August 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

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