I'D TAPIR DAT ASS

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― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:19 (7 years ago) Permalink

i thought this was an ade thread

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 21 April 2006 15:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

― autovac (autovac), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

i'm ashamed that it isn't

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

baby tapirs have rad markings

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:40 (7 years ago) Permalink

neat side-effect
neat side-effect
full of defect
youre bathing in mud
neat side-effect
like keen slice with tooth
close to the fact, fill-up 50/50

finger planters, frozen dead
shiny marbles, in their eyes
i grind them up
then twinkle circle
shine on my eyes, shine on my eyes
lay scattered
again i see
just another type of crime
happened like cell division

you got your neck out of a halter but you got stiff neck
you got ten ways to get out of there but you got blank mind
you got your neck out of a halter but you keep forgetting it
i drag out my trap from my closet

finger planters, still out there
shiny marbles killed them down
how many circles if counted?
more than ten shine on my head
lay scattered
again i see
just another type of crime
happened in my brain mixed up and burst!

...to catch a tapir...

neat side-effect
neat side-effect
full of defect
youre bathing in mud
neat side-effect
like keen slice with tooth
close to the fact, fill-up 50/50
neat side-effect
neat side-effect
full of connect, your face is in mud
neat side-effect leads you defect
50 gravity gives you vanity

i stab in his head again and again

you got your neck out of a halter...
you got ten ways to get out of there...
you got your neck out of a halter but you keep forgetting it
i drag out my trap from my closet

...to catch a tapir to give my nightmare...

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:40 (7 years ago) Permalink

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

home tapirs are killing the zoo industry

― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

In Chinese, Korean and Japanese, the tapir is named after a beast from Chinese mythology. A feature of this mythical creature is a snout like that of an elephant. It is said to eat people's dreams. In Chinese, the name of this beast, subsequently the name of the tapir, is mò in Mandarin and mek in Cantonese (貘). The Korean equivalent is maek (Hangul: 맥, Hanja: 貊), while it is called baku (バク) in Japanese.

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

獏

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

xpost :[

― BUTT IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER (Adrian Langston), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

IS THAT ALEX IN NYC FEEDING THE TAPIR!?!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 21 April 2006 16:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

"some names have been changed to protect the innocent"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 May 2006 20:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

that whole site is pretty dope!

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:18 (6 years ago) Permalink

whoa

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 16 June 2006 18:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

9 months pass...

omg boing boing

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 04:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

ALSO OMG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52cKspOdN5Y

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 04:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

that's a long....tail

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 10:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

am I the only one wondering about the depth of a female tapir's vagina...

― BLASTOCYST, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 16:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

3 years pass...

http://www.tapirday.org/

today's world tapir day fyi btw

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 21:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

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