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Rich Woman 1 (to Rich Woman 2): "Well, my masseusse just ran out of champagne."

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Friday, 31 March 2006 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, I've had one for years, but I'm not going to tell anyone here, because you're going to steal it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 31 March 2006 04:58 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

jaymc just got published:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/335291338_7ca16c4c83_o.gif

― sanskrit, Friday, 11 May 2007 10:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha, he's carrying a book that says "Klan Re..." on it.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:51 (sixteen years ago) link

The Klan Reader, perhaps?

― Hurting 2, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

klan review of books

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Klan Recipes

― mizzell, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

klan readers digest

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

there'd be some crazy "quotable notables" in there

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link

lynching, the best medicine

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link

life in these confederate states

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:12 (sixteen years ago) link

haha the reader's digest website is terrifying

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

thats outracist!

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link

increase your ~~word~~ white power

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:18 (sixteen years ago) link

someone grew up with some digests in the bathroom

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:19 (sixteen years ago) link

and a sheet in the closet!

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link

I totally forgot about Callahan. I think he used to be published in the Chicago Tribune, but they yanked him after some mildly offensive comic.

― jaymc, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:30 (sixteen years ago) link

whos the dude who paints klansmen

i like him

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link

philip guston? he's a fave

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:42 (sixteen years ago) link

so this cartoon would have been filed under "humor in uniform"

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:54 (sixteen years ago) link

or 'all in a day's work'

― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

guston is the best
http://www.tfaoi.com/am/13am/13am124.jpg

― mizzell, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.thecityreview.com/s04ccon1i.jpg

― mizzell, Friday, 11 May 2007 19:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.tfaoi.com/am/13am/13am124.jpg
"ok, it's harlem. but it's rent controlled."

― tipsy mothra, Saturday, 12 May 2007 05:20 (sixteen years ago) link

callahan lives around portland, i think

― kingfish, Saturday, 12 May 2007 05:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://tang.skidmore.edu/documents/images/a-g/CT.1991_1_lg.jpg

I HAS AN IDEA

― sanskrit, Sunday, 13 May 2007 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

love this guy

― river wolf, Sunday, 13 May 2007 14:53 (sixteen years ago) link

anyone else own this? so funny. and the fake cartoons are great. best thing in it though is the fake pauline kael thing.

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/31T9TR84G8L._SS500_.gif

― scott seward, Sunday, 13 May 2007 14:56 (sixteen years ago) link

what did reader's digest call the work jokes page again

― ^@^, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Man walks into a bar and sees a dog on a stool.
Dog says-"..and at these prices you won't see many more"
Man walks out into traffic frightened of this hallucination.

― danbunny, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Dog walks in on it's wife being suckled by someone else puppies.
Dog says-"I guess it's not the kettle that's black!!"

― danbunny, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Woman walks in on Donna Karan throwing up at a party
Well dressed woman in stall says to Woman-"I'll have what she's having....not!!"

― danbunny, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Little boy in flower costume for school play is seen behind the curtain.
Teacher says-"You'd better let that go down a little bit before you go out there"

― danbunny, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Cool "Hipsters" are seen in a line for their favorite new band..Boy says-"I thought Interpol was an international police agency?"

― danbunny, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Cat is seen looking into goldfish bowl
Cat has thought bubble
"God that would look good on my barbed penis!!"

― danbunny, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Mr Right is seen picking up his date in a idling Jaguar
Woman runs down her steps to his car
Womans mother can be heard to say-"Don't let him touch your "portfolio""

― danbunny, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:44 (sixteen years ago) link

Droll older man to thin young TV star.
"Do you fancy a blow job?"
He is carrying an expensive book

― danbunny, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

The second to last one almost sounds real.

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 13 May 2007 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

klan readers digest

-- strongohulkington, Friday, May 11, 2007 10:55 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Saturday, 15 December 2007 21:18 (sixteen years ago) link

those were some pretty good jokes about that.

― s1ocki, Saturday, 15 December 2007 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Cat is seen looking into goldfish bowl
Cat has thought bubble
"God that would look good on my barbed penis!!"

-- danbunny, Sunday, May 13, 2007 3:43 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Link

not bad!

― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 16 December 2007 03:11 (sixteen years ago) link

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