R.I.P. VAPEZILLA

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BESTED BY A BUNCH OF DRUNK RETARDS AT A BACHELOR PARTY IN ATLANTIC CITY.

GODSPEED.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:30 (eighteen years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOO.
BLEAK!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:31 (eighteen years ago) link

THE TECHNIQUE HAS INDEED BEEN SWEATED

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

IT IS UNDER WARRANTY!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, well, whatever then. just hope their turnaround is fast.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.nynewsday.com/media/photo/2004-10/14600628.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

[GAY MOD EDIT]

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:36 (eighteen years ago) link

There are warranties for devices that enable illegal activities? Well color me surprised.

XP OMG!! Hahaha.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:37 (eighteen years ago) link

ha, laurel saw the pic before it was deleted!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

HEY PUT THAT BACK, we didn't get enough time to comment on the artfully mussed hair.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:39 (eighteen years ago) link

DOODS SHOULD NOT BE GRABBIN THEIR OWN ASSES IN A SHOWER IN A HOTEL ROOM

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

TO TEH PHOTOSHOP.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

the vapezilla was in a shower?

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:44 (eighteen years ago) link

well, now you can go to bed before 10

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

NO, BUT I WAS APPARENTLY?!?!?!?!?

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm pouting until mussy hair comes back.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:46 (eighteen years ago) link

SO IS CUTTY.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't he always?

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

WE ARE IN NEGOTIATIONS RIGHT NOW

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:47 (eighteen years ago) link

these things take time

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

FUCKIN LAWYERS

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:49 (eighteen years ago) link

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:57 (eighteen years ago) link

OTM.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh sure, post something I DON'T want to see. Really.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 18:58 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm really worried about you, ben.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:00 (eighteen years ago) link

worry about cutty.

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty's not constantly posting pictures of shirtless dudes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

and you're worried because...?

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

STILL POUTING OVER HERE. Cutty, put those lawyer skills to work!

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

whoa..i DID post two of those today , didnt i?...

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

stence hates gays. boycott him.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://wiredforbooks.org/images/GayTalese2.jpg

― Jack Cole (jackcole), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

i wasn't going to fuck him anyway.

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

are you queer-identified or just a gay man?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

i am pissed at how much noize hates fags, and how much of the silly nonesense gets pushed here...i dont know why we are hosting them.

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...), November 16th, 2005.

i am pissed at how much noize hates fags

-- giboyeux (in....), November 16th, 2005.

anthony --

as a semi-regular noize-board poster, a personal friend of Jon from high school, and a USDA grade-a certified fag, i can confidently say you are talking out of your gaping asshole.

-- elmo (elmo.oxyge...), November 16th, 2005.

― elmo, holy helper (allocryptic), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT VAPEZILLA.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

anthony is talking out his ass btw, i love fags.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

threads been gettin real distracted recently...maybe theres been to much vapin'

― bb (bbrz), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

RAPED APEZILLA

― o -- (eman), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I THINK SMOKING BROCAINE THROUGH VAPEZILLA VOIDS THE WARRANTY

― IM JUS SAYIN (ddb), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.cutty.org/tracking.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 26 March 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.2pass.co.uk/nervous.gif

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Sunday, 26 March 2006 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

http://wizardishungry.com/lol/rip-vapezilla.gif

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Sunday, 26 March 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.evanzucker.com/we%20will%20rebuild.jpg

― smokemon (eman), Sunday, 26 March 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.shtick.org/Breakdown/steveaustin.jpg http://www.shtick.org/Breakdown/steveaustin.jpg http://www.shtick.org/Breakdown/steveaustin.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 26 March 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.thenextleft.com/blogatory/archives/anothervictim3.jpg

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Sunday, 26 March 2006 17:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I GOT A VAPEZILLA UPDATE FROM NICK WHILE I WAS AT THE BAGEL STORE THIS MORNING...MONDAY!!!!!

GRAHAM AVE. IS SUFFERING.

― ddb (ddb), Sunday, 26 March 2006 18:09 (eighteen years ago) link

check here for more vapezilla updates, we will get through this

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 26 March 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

RSS FEEEED

― R.I.P. West Village Bird Shaman ]-`: (ex machina), Sunday, 26 March 2006 18:25 (eighteen years ago) link

http://vapezilla.ytmnd.com/

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Sunday, 26 March 2006 19:53 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.cutty.org/tracking2.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 27 March 2006 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

FED EX IS CARRYING AROUND YR DRUG MACHINE.

MENTAL.

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 00:47 (eighteen years ago) link

http://vapezilla.ytmnd.com/

hellfaucet, your directory of ytmds are mind blowing, great stuff. i watched dune forcefield last week, had no idea it was made by a noizer.

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:34 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.truthasaur.com/congress/images/1fedx22.jpg http://www.truthasaur.com/congress/images/2fedx22.jpg

― smokemon (eman), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:44 (eighteen years ago) link

UPS is down with mexican brown

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 01:58 (eighteen years ago) link

"hellfaucet, your directory of ytmds are mind blowing, great stuff. i watched dune forcefield last week, had no idea it was made by a noizer."

thanks dude, i get alot of downvoters who are like "UH I DON'T GET IT"

but you know, that's just cause they listen to ICP and Twizted

JUGGALOS FO LYFE

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Tuesday, 28 March 2006 06:36 (eighteen years ago) link

From: w1ck3dr00ts@gm41l.com
Subject: Re: RMA Repair Request
Date: March 29, 2006 10:59:13 PM EST
To: mcu77@m4c.c0m

MC,

Our Repair Dept. has received your damaged unit, and have yet to
inspect it and forward us an estimate on the repairs. We will notify
you once we hear from them.

Take Care,

W1ck3d R00ts

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I like the UPS guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it!

― shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Thursday, 30 March 2006 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link

V.I.P. RAPEZILLA

― account settings (account), Thursday, 30 March 2006 04:37 (eighteen years ago) link

i love how the company uses 1337

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Thursday, 30 March 2006 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

a bathing vapezilla

― haitch (haitch), Thursday, 30 March 2006 10:52 (eighteen years ago) link

WICK3D R00TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 30 March 2006 12:32 (eighteen years ago) link

the company does not use 1337

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

but that would be fun, wouldnt it

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

"repair dept" = two stoned crunchies in a hazy garage

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 30 March 2006 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

"forward us an estimate"

― chillaxing damsel on box art (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 March 2006 12:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"We will notify you once we hear from them."

He dropped acid a few days ago and ran off into the wilderness, we haven't seen him since.

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Thursday, 30 March 2006 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

From: w1ck3dr00ts@gm41l.com
Subject: Re: RMA Repair Request
Date: April 5, 2006 1:08:54 AM EDT
To: mcu77@m4c.c0m

MC,

Our Repair Dept. has inspected your unit. Upon arrival, the unit was
inoperable because the glass component was completely shattered inside
the chassis. We do not know if you want to file a claim with the
carrier or not. It is up to you. Please advise.

If you do not wish to proceed with the insurance claim and would like
us to repair the unit, the cost for the repair is $55, which includes
the parts to be replaced (heating element, borosilicate glass, mesh
screen, rivets) and return shipping costs. Please let us know whether
you would like us to charge your credit card on file or how you wish
to submit payment. You will be emailed a tracking # once the repair
is complete and the unit ships.

Take Care,

W1ck3d R00ts

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 04:40 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I had knocked my vapezilla over and had repair service done also. Back on the vapezilla tip now and wont smoke again.

― Robert The Man (Medical Rob Schneider), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 10:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I nearly cry laughing everytime I see the term 'V.I.P. RAPEZILLA'.

― NEUBROMANCER (haitch), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 11:19 (seventeen years ago) link

love this thread

― XD (eman), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 11:26 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

what happened with this? W1ck3d R00ts holla back

― am0n, Monday, 10 December 2007 07:06 (sixteen years ago) link

funny you ask cause its being repaired again right now. they fix it but it takes them stoners 4eva.

― cutty, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 10:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't sweat the technique

― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 11 December 2007 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

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