you stole my fucking cloudsong

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― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:26 (twenty years ago)

http://niggastolemyyoshi.ytmnd.com/

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

holeeshit

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Okay so I get on the train, I sit in a 3 seater by the window...there are a bunch of other seats open or whatever and this family of 4 comes and 2 of them sit with me and 2 sit next to them in the 2 seater...

Which boggles my mind because they could have easily taken 2 2 seaters and left an open space on the 3 seater with me but no, they had to be jerks....so anyway, this guy gets in and spills his coke all over my pants and shirt....

So I go "what the fuck" not even in a threatening way or anything, just by surprise because my head was facing the other way....

So the guy goes "apologize" and I go "excuse me?" and he goes "apologize for cursing in front of my two kids or I'll get the train conductor to kick you off the train"

And I go "well buddy, maybe if you were paying attention to where you were putting your FUCKING coke, I would have said FUCK in front of your FUCKING children"

At this point the guy is basically in my face and his girl screams "daddy make the stupid boy leave" and I go "yeah, make me leave daddy" and he was like "come on kids, lets get out of here" and as they were walking away the guy tells me to learn some manners.

I see his daughter is holding a harry potter book in her hand I go "tell your daughter that dumbledore dies on page 606" and immediately this like 13 year old girl bursts into tears and soon after her older looking brother did too the dad was speechless and walked away.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

"bro, you don't even know where I live"

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

For some reason I like to put this on in the background.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

http://zangla.ytmnd.com/

― amon (eman), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

http://aprilgetsnailed.ytmnd.com/

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

"just fucking chill down, level a little bit, fucking kick back. we're all cool here alright."

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 04:41 (twenty years ago)

http://elmodied.ytmnd.com/

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

― amon (eman), Sunday, 4 September 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)

hi dere

― don't be jerk, this is china (FE7), Monday, 5 September 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

ha :)

― amon (eman), Monday, 5 September 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

http://lopanclang.ytmnd.com/

My hat is now in the ring

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

http://jandekjem.ytmnd.com/

― Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Friday, 9 September 2005 07:10 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Kate Bush counts to three

GoiterSanchez 2005-10-05 16:10:19
fe7 is one of YTMNDs best... He'she just needs a breakthrough into the top 15

Dr. Hans Reinhardt slaps his forehead

GoiterSanchez 2005-10-05 02:19:33
fe7; you once made a YTMND about daning to autechre (I think) and I adored it! PLEASE bring it back!!!!!!1

Elton John dances

GoiterSanchez 2005-10-05 02:17:14
Should be top 15

― one eye white, one eye black (FE7), Thursday, 6 October 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

the bande à part one is so great

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 6 October 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I LOVE YR YTMND'S FE7!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 6 October 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

http://deburgh.ytmnd.com/

― On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Tuesday, 11 October 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

i need to get on this

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 11 November 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

http://yearoftheowl.ytmnd.com/

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 November 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

http://cockpunch.ytmnd.com/

― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 6 January 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

http://bogus.ytmnd.com/

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:57 (twenty years ago)

http://aharly.ytmnd.com/

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Friday, 6 January 2006 22:59 (twenty years ago)

http://lolgoogle.ytmnd.com/

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Friday, 6 January 2006 23:06 (twenty years ago)

http://andknitting.ytmnd.com/

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 14 January 2006 18:40 (twenty years ago)

http://ajadante.ytmnd.com/

?¿?

― HAKKEBOFFER (eman), Monday, 16 January 2006 15:59 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 January 2006 17:28 (twenty years ago)

you stole my fucking penguin!

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 01:34 (twenty years ago)

14 votes?? must have been in the "up and coming" section for a couple of minutes

― Yawn (Wintermute), Tuesday, 17 January 2006 06:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www2.content.ytmnd.com/

zoom zoom zoom, zoomzoozoom

― Yawn (Wintermute), Friday, 27 January 2006 13:19 (twenty years ago)

my friends are seriously applying the WoW pressure. i get sent screen shots of shit i'm missing.
m.

― msp (mspa), Friday, 27 January 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

i got the same thing for a while, msp. now two of them have quit and another plays every waking moment and doesn't check his voicemail for weeks.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 27 January 2006 17:02 (twenty years ago)

Why not smoke crack instead?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 January 2006 19:36 (twenty years ago)

http://rome.ytmnd.com/

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 27 January 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

http://timetraveler.ytmnd.com/

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Saturday, 28 January 2006 09:24 (twenty years ago)

http://ytmndamacy.ytmnsfw.com/

― A BOLD QUAHOG (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 January 2006 14:25 (twenty years ago)

http://ironicsticker.ytmnd.com/

― HELLFAUCET (FAGZ0RD OF THE LAKES), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 07:41 (twenty years ago)

Where is the N**** Stole My Bike audio from?

― Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Wednesday, 1 February 2006 12:29 (twenty years ago)

http://ping-pong.ytmnd.com/

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Thursday, 9 February 2006 15:25 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

http://iwantthegold1.ytmnd.com/

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 March 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

http://costes.ytmnd.com/
http://techdiffguy.ytmnd.com/
http://whataneyesore.ytmnd.com/

― meth lab for doug flutie (sanskrit), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:10 (twenty years ago)

yikes.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 March 2006 23:16 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

http://shatnerplayboy.ytmnsfw.com/

― jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 10 February 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

the op is still funny as hell

― am0n (am0n), Sunday, 11 February 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

forever FFAAAA

― SÆbästìên (immortalist), Sunday, 11 February 2007 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

seven months pass...

i forgot about ytmnd

― ☪, Thursday, 13 September 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

two years pass...

i just put cloudsong on in the background for a half hour
it's good to do that once every five years.

― forksclovetofu, Saturday, 17 April 2010 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

looooooooool

loved this, yeah, five years ago

― ksh, Saturday, 17 April 2010 03:36 (sixteen years ago)

i love how relatively calm the other dudes are

― ksh, Saturday, 17 April 2010 03:37 (sixteen years ago)

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