GUYS WHO WEAR COLOGNE ARE FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS

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i'm sitting in the library and this fucking idiot reeks. giving me a headache.

guys from cologne: still cool.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

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cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.irobotnik.com/content/images/kompakt.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

dj ungle fever red light district vol III gets one 303funk

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

when i stayed at the station hostel in koln a couple years ago, they were playing dwayne sodehberk on the decks when i checked in

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

i hate cologne. smell like a human.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 18 April 2005 18:53 (nineteen years ago) link

GOTTI!

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I sometimes wear cologne and I haven't fucked a douchebag in eons.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/60/53/88/86/0060538886620_215X215.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Cologne has a purpose though. What is the purpose of the Army Hat on non-veterans? Tell me that, hipsters.
what is the purpose? the purpose of cologne is strictly limited to europeans who don't shower.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

hahhaha roffle nice one dean.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Sexual purposes.
I guess the same could apply to the army hat. But that doesn't really work, does it?
for somebody, maybe. i think they're dumb myself, but what do i know...

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

what is the army hat? and what kind of sexual purpose does smelling like a douchebag serve, douchebag?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

the army hat covers up the gaja scent!

kephm (kephm), Monday, 18 April 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

This is the law school parallel to Remy's screenwriting thread.
http://www.russianlegacy.com/catalog/images/hats/SH025.jpg
budenovka red army hat?

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 18 April 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

ohhh, it's this! as seen on lindsaylohanshegotsomebigasstitties
http://www.shopkitson.com/images/products/FreshHatweb.jpg

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 18 April 2005 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Similar to that, although possibly with less sequines.
i used to wear an army hat in 1986, sometimes a boonie hat. fuck a hipster.

kephm (kephm), Monday, 18 April 2005 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i think that army hat would look good on adam with his A shoes!
ihttp://www.voodooshoes.com/IMAGES/shoimages/ACUP/EXPANDACUP0524012.gif

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 18 April 2005 20:10 (nineteen years ago) link

roffles holy shit

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 18 April 2005 23:09 (nineteen years ago) link

haha, I like New York!

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 April 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

HEY BITCHBOY! TAKE THE FUCKING CONDOM OFF YOUR HEAD!

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 April 2005 23:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Sexual purposes.

i believe my natural smell/pheremones have more "sexual purposes" than motherfuckin COOL WATER.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 18 April 2005 23:18 (nineteen years ago) link

cutty OTMFM.

cologne is for guidos, fratboys, and used car dealers.

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 18 April 2005 23:24 (nineteen years ago) link

what about a nice feminine body spray? what if i want to smell like honeydew?

Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Monday, 18 April 2005 23:38 (nineteen years ago) link

see that guidos comment, honeydew

that internet guy who likes to post when he's not positive he's welcome (deangul, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I knew there was a reason I turned on the radio, heard the new Coldplay single, and realized there should be a whole genre called "music for douchebags."

daria g (daria g), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 02:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think I've ever worn cologne!

Samuel Glickstein (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Too much smell-good.

queenbee (queenbee), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 15:24 (nineteen years ago) link

DEUTSCHBAGGES FROM COLOGNE

Amon (eman), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:02 (nineteen years ago) link

cologne is for guidos, fratboys, and used car dealers.

-- gygax! (gygax0...), April 19th, 2005 5:24 PM. (gygax!) (later) (admin)

Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

the worst is cancer patients who wear perfume to mask the smell of chemo and biological breakdown, the two aromas intermingling. nothing makes me sicker to my stomach.

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

gygax otm (rip)

sleep, Saturday, 1 March 2008 07:38 (sixteen years ago) link

there are some good ones, you gotta really know your head from your ass though

roxymuzak, Sunday, 2 March 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

cutty wears girl jeans and talks about hair products which is slightly higher on the douche chill meter than cologne wearers.

chaki, Sunday, 2 March 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

there are some good ones, you gotta really know your head from your ass though

-- roxymuzak, Sunday, March 2, 2008 2:42 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

deej, Sunday, 2 March 2008 22:55 (sixteen years ago) link

that jack cole post was a guaranteed threadkiller

El Tomboto, Sunday, 2 March 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link

what the fuck chaki!

cutty, Monday, 3 March 2008 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link

i wear egoiste platinum

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 3 March 2008 01:10 (sixteen years ago) link

the new BUTT magazine has the Tom Ford frgrance for men ad: two male hands aggressively pulling apart two muscular, slightly hairy male buttocks. the tom ford fragrance bottle is positioned right over the butthole.

elmo argonaut, Monday, 3 March 2008 01:18 (sixteen years ago) link

it is quite a visual masterpiece, although it does tend to imply that tom ford's signature fragrance has notes of spunk, sweat, santorum.

elmo argonaut, Monday, 3 March 2008 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.slantmagazine.com/images/blog/camp/newscentsation.jpg

hetero version

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 3 March 2008 01:25 (sixteen years ago) link

tom ford is pretty lame though

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 3 March 2008 01:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Do not want cooky.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:24 (sixteen years ago) link

the clothes will smell like febreeze, which stinks. imho.

lauren, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link

ah, that is what i expected :(

bell_labs, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

i guess i need to take a bunch of stuff to the dry cleaner this week.

bell_labs, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:31 (sixteen years ago) link

It gets smoke out ok.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:36 (sixteen years ago) link

What I really need to know is whether dry cleaning ACTUALLY removes skin oils and shed cells that might be carrying bacteria. Washing does it with detergent & agitation, but dry cleaning involves neither of those. Otherwise I'll just hand-wash the bulk of my dry-cleanables.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i avoid reeking like a douchebag by spraying into the hallway and then strutting through the perfume mist like a runway model

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link

this is tough to confess. i HATE cologne. but i own some sort of? one time going to academy i stopped at http://www.cbihateperfume.com/CBperfumeindex.html
and got a small container of moist earth. smells like the forest!

sanskrit, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

dry cleaning seems like a crock. i hand wash what i can, but you can't really handwash a suit jacket, yknow?

bell_labs, Monday, 3 March 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link

What I really need to know is whether dry cleaning ACTUALLY removes skin oils and shed cells that might be carrying bacteria. Washing does it with detergent & agitation, but dry cleaning involves neither of those. Otherwise I'll just hand-wash the bulk of my dry-cleanables.

-- Laurel, Monday, March 3, 2008 10:45 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Br1tta says she dry cleaned a blouse she bought that had BO and it had BO after :(

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:02 (sixteen years ago) link

I know, labs. Thinking I might gently soak & rub the cuffs and collars of suit jackets in a mild Woolite sl'n and then just take to dry cleaner to be pressed/steamed? Ugh work I do not need.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, Jon, that's what I was worried about, I have had same thing happen. Maybe quality of cleaning job varies by establishment, though? Quality of pressing and presentation sure does.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:09 (sixteen years ago) link

the drycleaners on my street are so expensive. at least $5 an item. so i haven't gotten anything drycleaned in months and months. do you know of a cheaper place in prospect height l? i have a garment steamer but it does nothing for the smell.

bell_labs, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Surely Lauren or Steve Shasta will come by with some sensible advice.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:13 (sixteen years ago) link

I used to go to the nice one on corner of Vanderbilt and Park. Not cheap. Places along Washington Ave were cheaper but also the work was highly questionable, still smelled, badly pressed, sleeves not stuffed with tissue for storage, etc.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i dontr buy dry cleaning....i think the careful handwash/soak is the way to go...

course if some of us gave up certain habits, it'd help on that end...

i like some of the chris brosius stuff, but i think he may just be a dick, which has held me back from buying a bottle of something that smells like an old english library, whiskey, and tobacco...my ladyfriend has some of his things that i thinkk are subtle and decent..

that said i passed older couple on my walk home this am and littereally gagged due to the cloud of smell about them...

bb, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

i kinda like when people wear distinct or offbeat fragrances; in the summer my boyfriend wears a fragrance by demeter that smells of fresh-cut grass.

the only designer fragrance i find remotely appealing is armani code, but generally i tend to think smelling clean >>> smelling pretty

elmo argonaut, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:42 (sixteen years ago) link

when i was making scented candles, i would sometimes get off work and people would ask me what scent i was wearing. I AM WEARING SMELLY WAX, PPL.

elmo argonaut, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

drycleaning is a necessary evil for me as i have no desire to attempt to handwash and dry wool, silk, or finicky vintage fabrics. i'd rather spend the money than risk ruining things.

lauren, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link

I need to quit smoking people.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

i handwash silk, cashmere and acrylic all the time with cold water and woolite. wool is a pain though. heavy sweaters and suits with linings i would not attempt to do at home.

bell_labs, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link

as im hosting easter ina few weeks, i need to do something about how my apt/office now just smells of a winter of food, sloth, and cigarettes...and since i have to run over to downtown w.berg im sincerely thinking about some c brosius home spray...

and opening all the windows before i leave

yeah..coats and goodamned suits require this crap called drycleaning

bb, Monday, 3 March 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link

armani code

i use this when i do use cologne

and yeah its the spray in the air/walk thru technique that keeps you from reeking

deej, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i think its called armani code black

deej, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

Isn't perfume supposed to be bad for clothing? I don't walk through it for that reason, also b/c it's supposed to be activated/enhanced by yr body temp and on my hair is not the place for that. Dab on wrists/in pits.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I wash heavy sweaters at home and dry on a rack. Have wanted some of those flat drying screens to block things to shape on but I can't store any more stuff. Maybe next apartment.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

i walk thru it after drying off from shower, before putting on clothes
and the problem w/ cologne generally is too many people are concerned w/ activating/enhancing it and it ends up smelling strong and really very gross

deej, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

So it couldn't just be that they're wearing too much? Good to know.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

theres that too

deej, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4821/frag013837169aaabxa0.jpg

carne asada, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

most guys who would be in to that dont need it

deej, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I've had a bunch of the Demeter scents but the prob is that they're colognes, suspended in alcohol and with not much scent compound in them. Wear off after like an hour, which when I'm getting ready for a 12-hour day isn't really enough.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

most guys who would be in to that dont need itwould be better off actually wearing deodorant

bell_labs, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

LALS

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

bell labs dealer has b.o.

deej, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Don't you mean boyfriend?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

how to get campfire scent out of coats? i cannot dry clean every time i decide to go to u pool but even w/ febreeze this scent is overpowering my bedroom.

tehresa, Monday, 3 March 2008 19:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Hang it out the window in a breeze.

Laurel, Monday, 3 March 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

JW SMOKES PEOPLE?!?!?

El Tomboto, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

my bo is delicious btw

El Tomboto, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

i wear Tom's Of Maine Woodspice deodorant. wifee sticks head in armpits cause it smells so good.

jaxon, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

btw campfire smoke smell the next day in your clothes is delicious

sanskrit, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:14 (sixteen years ago) link

it just makes me wanna drink bourbon but instead i have to go to class hah!
i washed my hair w/ dr. bronner's and i think there's still a little smoke smell left!

tehresa, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

campfire cologne plz

deej, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

this reminds me that i need bourbon, dr. bronners, weed and a photo of tombot

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

hah i have only the first 2 :(

tehresa, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

this reminds me that i need bourbon, dr. bronners, weed and a photo of tombot

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, March 3, 2008 8:34 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i didn't know you practiced voodoo!

latebloomer, Monday, 3 March 2008 20:50 (sixteen years ago) link

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sexyDancer, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:01 (sixteen years ago) link

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sexyDancer, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:02 (sixteen years ago) link


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