THE MARKELBY MEMORIAL THREAD

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This is the same Jon Williams who goes crying like a mummy's boy to the mods if anyone so much as breathes on his precious board without being vetted by his little friends, is it?
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 7:02 AM. (Mark C) (link)

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

jeez, what is dude's prob?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Jon is the equivalent of graffiti and petty vandalism. It's not the worst thing in the world, a victimles crime maybe, but it makes the place less fun to be, gives it a nasty, antisocial edge, and pisses people off. Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 8:36 AM. (Mark C) (link)

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

WARNING: BELLE AND SEBASTIAN FAN CROSSING

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't want ILE to have to constantly tell off Jon for his latest wankery - I just want him to go away and play somewhere he can be as much of a dick as he likes with no-one getting affected or offended. If this crappy bookmark thing was a first offence, it'd be different but it's not, he ALWAYS does shit like this. He's a spoiled, thoughtless little child.

And YES I'm overreacting but for once, why can't you try and sympathise rather than upbraiding me?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 9:31 AM. (Mark C) (link)

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

CUNT NO LIKE DOORS aka FUN HATER

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

A friend of mine who lives in Devon was impressed about how much green space there was near my flat - until she saw that the *trees* had been tagged. The way her face fell profoundly affected me.

It's a minor, minor irritation on a global scale, but yes, it's a bad thing. What's your take?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 9:34 AM. (Mark C) (link)

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

who ARE you, mr. harvey weinstein

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

dean, when he doesn't wanna get caught

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

since when does dean not wanna get caught? but that explains so much, carry on.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

STFU HSTENCIL U NAZI

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahaha

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread is meant to remember the great man that was Markelby.

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:43 (nineteen years ago) link

logout, log back in

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:45 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.web.apc.org/~ara/Art/nazi_scu.gif

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Jorel shouldn't you be hitting on ilxors who live in other countries?

POST ONE MARKELBY

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

dean, when he doesn't wanna get caught

Hahaha!

Dude, it was so obviously you!

I like that "persona" though, it makes me laugh.

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Why would I not want to get caught? Besides, I didn't even do anything with the account except the "I DID IT" thread which was funny until ruined by ilx jingleberries. But here you go, JOREL ... my old account. Are you happy now, you big ol Markelby?!

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha you're such a dick Jon.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 2:59 AM. (Mark C) (link)

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

ni**a please, i'm not even near the same league of douchebag as ol' baldy head.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Why did you use asterisks? DID YOU NOT WANT TO GET CAUGHT?!?!?! OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

roffle.

oh yeah, i hate markelby too.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

it was short for nissa

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/porl/digitallasagne.jpg

― A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/porl/mightylasagne.jpg

― A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Considering their ethnic origins, and a large part of their linguistic heritage, what is it about the word "pasta" that Americans find so hard?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 11:29 AM. (Mark C) (link)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:30 (nineteen years ago) link

no photoshopping needed

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/meandchristian.jpg

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:32 (nineteen years ago) link

harvey-weinstein persona would be improved if each post would be accompanied by a photo of harvey weinstein chomping a cigar.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

They were originally but I got tired. No dedication. Okay, back to Markelby.

― bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously if anyone ever wonders what the fuck is england's problem take one look at markelby. 'graffiti makes the world less fun' is the dumbest fucking thing i've ever read on ilx. fuck him forever.

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

england's problem!!

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

is he .... a scot?

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

the scots are england's problem!

― j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

markelby is a giant cunt.

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

But cunts have hair!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

is he an actual skinhead?

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i dont know if he even deserves all this attention.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

He is ugly, british and says fuck a lot

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

england's problem is your problem

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Selling England by the Poundstretcher

― GeirRL (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

you know in real life he's a very nice man, not at all like his crazed, maniacal, fun-hating ilx persona.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:41 (nineteen years ago) link

and next you'll be telling us that ken c isn't a douche.

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:44 (nineteen years ago) link

i wouldn't go that far.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:16 (nineteen years ago) link

markelby is QUITE english.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally and RJG OTM. You shouldn't take Mark's comments to heart as much as he does your behaviours. Still I'm playing football (that's SOCCER to you slack-jawed fratsters) with Mark AND Ken this Saturday, and rest assured I will be sure to HACK THE BONE.

― Sven 'Bites Your Legs Guvnor' Basted (blueski), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Is it the little shorts that do it for you, Steve?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

worst football game ever

― charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt, you should come and play. you too Chaki.

― Sven Basted (blueski), Thursday, 31 March 2005 00:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society.

Finally a plot for Terminator 4.

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 31 March 2005 10:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Skipping 130 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Waht does that have to do with this?

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

HUGE ACKMAN = WOLVERINE

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred, bub.

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

DUH WTF JIMMY. L-R, MARKELBY, WOLVERINE. WTF????????????

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i used to snikt up a couple of sentinels and use the resulting wreckage as a sandwich spread between two intact sentinels

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

does that make you want to touch yourself?

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

magneto carlin

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i used to snikt up a couple of sentinels and use the resulting wreckage as a sandwich spread between two intact sentinels

I h8 myself for laughing at this

― Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 12:10 (seventeen years ago) link

don't deny the comics lurve, E-MANG

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/

― JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I look damn good in that bra and panties set.

-- Crimea River (boyincorduro...), May 21st, 2006 3:45 PM.

― gear (gear), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

D4G0

-- Mark C, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:28 PM (21 minutes ago)

And his fellow droid K1K3

-- Mark C, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:29 PM (20 minutes ago)

― and what, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

"The people who have the most sex = the people who have the most personal unhappiness" discuss.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 21st, 2005 10:07 AM.

^^^ Overlooked classic

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/selenster/stampy.gif

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

does that make you want to touch yourself?

still yoga flame comment for all time, this one.

― haitch, Thursday, 26 April 2007 07:02 (seventeen years ago) link

i love markelby

― estela, Thursday, 26 April 2007 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

FLANGE SYRUP MIXED WITH POOS AND WEES FROM A FRESHLY VIRGINA GRAN?
-- GARU G, Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:09 (2 years ago) Link

Is this one trick pony part of the Scottish one-liner massiv?
-- Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:12 (2 years ago) Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 8 July 2007 08:28 (sixteen years ago) link

When eating gummy bears, do you ever take one and bite a part of it off, and take another one and bite the opposite part of it off, then stick them together to create a cruel Frankenstein gummy creature? Cause that's what I'm doing. This one has a white body and a red head, making him look almost Christmas-y.

-- kenan, Friday, July 20, 2007 3:41 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― jaymc, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

FLANGE SYRUP MIXED WITH POOS AND WEES FROM A FRESHLY VIRGINA GRAN?
-- GARU G, Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:09 (2 years ago) Link

never forget

― and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

one trick pony?

― RJG, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:46 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

how is this not in the ile 'greatest' list.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:56 (sixteen years ago) link

the only appreciation thread that should have been nominated = the estela appreciation thread

― ☪, Thursday, 13 September 2007 11:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i didn't know ^@^ had been around so long.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:47 (sixteen years ago) link

do keep up

― ^@^, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

LOL

― Mark C, Friday, 9 November 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Mark C, Internet Shill

I read the script and really enjoyed it. I reckon it'll be good. I suspect the grizzled fun-hating ILZingxors aren't the target audience.

-- Mark C, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:57 (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

I really, really like Moving Wallpaper (I've seen the final 3 eps). Apparently ep 1 takes a while to get going but it quickly improves.

But Simon, nice kneejerk condemnation of an actual innovative idea you don't understand ;)

-- Mark C, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:04 (sixteen years ago) link

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER
-- Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:12 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

lol

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:22 (sixteen years ago) link

http://furniturefarm.co.uk/alisheep/mintsau4.jpg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 21 January 2008 22:12 (sixteen years ago) link

ni**a please, i'm not even near the same league of douchebag as ol' baldy head.

-- hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, March 30, 2005 12:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Why did you use asterisks? DID YOU NOT WANT TO GET CAUGHT?!?!?! OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL

-- bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, March 30, 2005 12:03 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, 21 January 2008 22:13 (sixteen years ago) link

haaa

― s1ocki, Monday, 21 January 2008 22:31 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

the x-men joeks up thread killed me esp---

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER

-- Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:59 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Woah Louis quit with the "Dom's a good dude really" shit. He's not, he's a malicious bitter cock on ILE most of the time and the whole Stockholm Syndrome crap really needs to just end.

Which reminds me - his thread about some poor dude politely asking him for advice is the lowest thing he's done for a while.

-- Mark C, Friday, 1 August 2008 12:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Let go, Dom.

― Pashmina, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Who changed the title of the truth bomb thread?

― David R., Friday, 1 August 2008 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i used to snikt up a couple of sentinels and use the resulting wreckage as a sandwich spread between two intact sentinels

-- and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:40

― am0n, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link

haha this is my favorite non-star trek thread on noize

― and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:35 (fifteen years ago) link

nice, that bear is eating him!

-- cutty (mcutt), Monday, May 16, 2005 6:30 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

REGARDS,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT BEARS

-- caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, May 16, 2005 6:41 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

As such, the score should serve as an opportunity for self-reflection

Fuck you, Harvard.

― Mark C, Sunday, October 19, 2008 5:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― and what, Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

― someone who cares about bears (harbl), Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

― ℵℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜ℘! (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:18 (fifteen years ago) link

two months pass...

I'm not sure I could eat mini-cheddars in the pub if I knew pork scratchings were a viable alternative. Maybe make sandwiches of the latter with the former?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:25 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

is there anything he won't turn into a sandwich

― dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Saturday, 3 January 2009 02:01 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― nro homo (and what), Monday, 2 March 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link

― s1ocki, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

magneto carlin

an embarrassment of lols here

― velko, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

chuck woollenry

― cindy (goole), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society

KEEPIN THE DREAM ALIVE IN THE 09

― Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 08:02 (fifteen years ago) link

http://991.com/gallery_180x180/FreiheitMunchener-Freihe-Keeping-The-Dream-218101-991.jpg

― go back to ur game of Croquette ye posho's (stevie), Monday, 2 March 2009 10:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ we should all go out this weekend and find out

― Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 10:08 (fifteen years ago) link

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