1. "First, writing in all caps is a sign that what you are about to read really contains nothing of value. Why did you write like that? Were you actually shouting at the screen while you were writing?"
WHEN WAS I WRITING ANYTHING? I THOUGHT THIS WAS CALLED TYPING. NOT ONLY DID YOU GET THIS WRONG, BUT YOU GOT IT WRONG *THREE TIMES* IN ONE PARAGRAPH!! TREMEND BRAH, KEEP UP LE SPLENDID WORK!
― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 04:20 (twenty-one years ago)