Obama's turning to negative campaigning as a means of embracing Hil's tactics is like when your girlfriend is always throwing stuff at you in arguments but you're cool and collected but one day you snap and chuck a lamp and quite possibly you sleep on the curb that night.
-- nickalicious, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 8:23 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:02 (sixteen years ago) link
truthbomb.jpg http://blog.honeyee.com/pointblank/archives/images/number%20%231%20truth%20bomb.jpg
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link
ACTUALLY that's called #1truthbomb.jpg
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:14 (sixteen years ago) link
supermodel butt
― get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago) link
any number of tyra.gifs here
― get bent, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:06 (sixteen years ago) link
uh? http://www.eyegazingparties.com/
― Kerm, Thursday, 6 March 2008 08:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Boys often like crazy girls when they first meet them but then later the boys gets tired of all the craziness and shout jeeringly at the girls that they are crazy. -- estela (estelaisale...) (webmail), July 10th, 2003 1:16 AM. (estela) (later)
― gbx, Thursday, 6 March 2008 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link
lol @ New Yorkers.
― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Anyone who got past 0:15 is insane.
-- HI DERE, Thursday, March 6, 2008 9:03 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Thursday, 6 March 2008 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
I've had enough experiences with smart and crazy to want to go through rollercoaster again. Unfortunately, those are the sort of people I tend to end up with anyway, whether or not I'm trying to avoid them. Often you can't tell crazy from non-crazy before you've been with them long enough to form an emotional bond, and after that it's harder to break off, especially if the craziness is sort of intertwined with the stuff that makes her appealing. Besides, the last relationship I had with a definitely non-crazy girl ended partially because I found her too vanilla. Why can't I meet an interesting, cool person who'd also be totally sane?
-- Tuomas, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:42 (14 minutes ago) Link
― and what, Saturday, 8 March 2008 14:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Look, up above! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's my balls! (Yeah) J-Zone a-k-a Captain Backslap Celph Titled the motherfuckin' Rubix Cupid Come on
Super-nigga J-Zone in the sky with a fur cape Enemy of the state, in '98 I dropped the gold tape Hoes wantin' my presents got nothin' but more laughter Bitch, the fact that it's Christmas is no factor Unknown to famous, my Rolodex got a long list of hoes, like the Chinatown White Pages Only yellow nigga, always runnin' his mouth Eatin' pussy, lookin' like Pac-Man, but don't fuck with a spouse Ladies, I drove 'em crazy, 'cause I gave 'em more head But pigeons are shittin' on me 'cause I threw 'em no bread Bum bitches beg me not to perform 'cause I'm offendin' 'em
Please, don't do it! I said I'm no gentleman!
She left, about to cry too, what, you forgotten? I was raised on 2 Live Crew, my attitude is rotten Zone and Celph are guaranteed Like your bitch gainin' 55 pounds after you marry the G
Yo, me and Zone cake heavily, breakin' cheddar with cheese graters With an HK ??? that stretch 3 acres Sniper maneuvers, I'm on some heavy metal shit Find me at Lollapalooza with a bazooka Any bitch 14 and up, you know I'm fuckin' that Get my rocks off, watchin' fat girls do jumpin' jacks I really stay on top of my game when I'm at 'Cause I'm fuckin' your wife missionary style on a Twister mat
MC's hate us Bleach don't fade us Ball on a bunch of ??? hoes don't date us Zone and Celph Titled rippin' over the beat Come to your crib, take a leak, piss all over the seat You're 2-bit like Atari, ???, Commodore You're sorry, with a weak show, what the fuck you rhymin' for? What sort of nonsense is this? Eat a dick up Cock-cocksuckers, cock-cocksuckers
We APR finance careers 'Cause we give it to you now, and you're payin' for the next 3 years My ex called me the Pipe-long Kid 'Cause I got a dick size reminiscent of the Whitestone Bridge Sissies talk all tough, takin' "Thug-agra" by the case Celph stomped a hole in your cheek, and everybody call your ass Ma$e And on your face you'll fall flat For ballin' out your league like Kobe with a baseball bat, ya bitch
Oh, shit, yo, Celph What are you doing with that cannon, man? Make sure you think twice before you use it
No doubt Zone, I always do
Once when I load it, and once when I fire it (gunshot)
Real gangstas don't say much, we talk with our hands And keep a surplus of Ziploc bags and rubberbands ???, you see me load the clip in the gun? You'd better kill that crip walk and start doin' a crip run I'm 6'1", 240 pounds, enough to cause fractures Extort pussies in the game, it's gonna cost rappers From now on, call me Reverend Get-Right I got a thing for female journalists, I like the bitch tight Cookin' crack in a rotisserie oven, hickory smokin' In the projects with a bulldozer, picture me rollin', nigga I went to private school, attended church and said my prayers Now I'm takin' trips to hell, and God, I love it there Settin' the new fashion trends, who else? You look nice in that body bag, shoot yourself Black Sabbath performer, come see me on Sunday And witness how I'm lightin' up Broadway with my gunplay
― and what, Saturday, 8 March 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
every thread on ILX about a new "indie" band or movie should start with the wikipedia article on the narcissism of small differences
-- max, Monday, January 28, 2008 12:16 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 March 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago) link
plus i hate all the sex-music metaphors ppl say all the time...like "the decemberists is like having a wank in the hall closet, the meters are like fucking in a cheap hotel room"...it just seems lazy anyway and the whole thing is just a way for dudes to suggest that they are real freaky cats in teh sack, check it out ladeez...
also a big fan of: "shit like this can't rock a dance floor" by dudes that sit in front of computers all the time and never go out.
-- M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 5:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Saturday, 8 March 2008 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link
a double hit, even if the second one is kind of cliche
― deej, Saturday, 8 March 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Actually being completely honest, I think the best porn would just be some hot girls looking like they just got out of bed preparing a full 5-course meal in a big kitchen but wearing just thongs and no tops.
-- TOMBOT, Monday, December 22, 2003 5:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Monday, 10 March 2008 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Taking Sides: Mary Jane Girls versus Jesus and Mary Chain
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 16 March 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought lurker indie vote would be strong enough to keep it competitive
― deej, Monday, 17 March 2008 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link
"if things start getting hairy, keep your lies simple. you dress em up, you mess em up."
good advice from FOX sitcom lolol
― tehresa, Saturday, 22 March 2008 00:21 (sixteen years ago) link
what is needed, for the larger booty, is a little elastic to lift and display. jeans should put that out there like a delicious pair of cupcakes, no flattening or minimizing about it!
-- bell_labs, Friday, March 21, 2008 10:25 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:50 (sixteen years ago) link
good response when asked if you read harry potter:
oh is that that kids book wheres theres like magic and then everything turns out ok in the end?
-- jhøshea, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 4:21 PM (21 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link
thumbs down
― deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
lol u madd
― and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
im not the one starting threads whining about people liking things i dont
― deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I Can't Believe It's Not Butthurt
― banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
ok ok i get the annoyance at these people but honestly, making a big deal of how you're NOT into harry potter isnt much better
-- s1ocki, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 12:11 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link
make 'harry potter' a variable = mass applications
― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:33 (sixteen years ago) link
don't worry, i think harry potter will survive this bullying. perhaps by casting some "spell".
― omar little, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link
im starting a thread about ppl bugging me about shit i dont care about, big deej aka the harry potter stan
― and what, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link
nice job getting all save-a-wizard tho
beavis and butthurt
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 25 March 2008 17:35 (sixteen years ago) link
lol im bugging you? in the future ill refrain from saying they are 'trash but not in a bad way' about anything you hate
― deej, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:58 (sixteen years ago) link
both of you are arguing about harry potter on the internet.
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:06 (sixteen years ago) link
-- forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:06 (9 minutes ago) Link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Just wait, some shit about Yu-Gi-Oh cards is about to pop off next.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:18 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_in_frenzy_about_little
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link
i meant to put that in the actual thread, but uh... yeah. it's funny.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link
this is like that time abbott made a thread to celebrate the fact that she doesnt watch l o s t
― chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Remember that time you started that thread about how abbot likes to celebrate many thing in threads that she starts?
― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i dont think "celebrate" is the right word.
― chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link
abbott threads
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link
she was nuts.
― chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link
looooools at onion link
― banriquit, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link
if i was abbotts bf i would be like 'yo baby get off the computer and lets make out'
-- chaki, Monday, November 19, 2007 9:45 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:37 (sixteen years ago) link
i stand by that statement.
― chaki, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I figured Mr. Que was posting it as a truth bomb
― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
shoulda posted it in posts very much in character
― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 20:58 (sixteen years ago) link
girls who like rap are kinda overrated
-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:56 (29 minutes ago) Link
you get a good one & its the best shit ever but most of em are boho headwrap chicks or white girls who smoke too much
-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:57 (28 minutes ago)
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 15:27 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, you're British? I'll forgive your completely warped perspective on the popularity of an American band, then.
-- Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 12:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago) link
ahaha
― deej, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:45 (sixteen years ago) link
which thread?
― DG, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link