official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

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otm

ian, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I would probably buy a shit that said hipster grifter with that pic

bnw, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago) link

lol more otm then what I meant

bnw, Friday, 1 May 2009 16:42 (fifteen years ago) link

"She's a remarkably charming little girl"

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago) link

in other words, "checkmate", win goes to the grifter

"Together we could rape the universe" (omar little), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

pawned

nah rong (Dr. Phil), Friday, 1 May 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

like your grandmother's silver

bros again on the third day (Lamp), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:02 (fifteen years ago) link

what's it say on her sweatshirt in those pics upthread? "other bitches (something) front"?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:05 (fifteen years ago) link

it says "other bitches scroll up and don't front"

(*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 May 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Hah she's still at large and exploiting her newfound fame. Awesome.

Alex in SF, Friday, 1 May 2009 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link

http://gawker.com/5239095/confirmed-hipster-grifter-in-custody

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

between this video and zach galifinakis's performance last night, I learned that "seacrest out" is a thing.

proxymuzak (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i hav just learned that seacrest out is a thing - tho now that u mention it

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

^serious endtime shit here^

dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:40 (fifteen years ago) link

the terrorists won after all

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 16:43 (fifteen years ago) link

did they really?

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 17:50 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah u didnt hear abt that

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago) link

it got boing boinged

dick having, you know (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 May 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

◄ Boobz

goole, Monday, 4 May 2009 18:11 (fifteen years ago) link

o_O @ the little toe/harbl they put in there

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 4 May 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, clearly whoever made that was torn between laughing and jerking off

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

she's known for steals people's money, hahah... ungggghh let me give her a camel toe

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 4 May 2009 19:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Bet the guy who made that was thinking "can't wait to play dick puppet theater with this. Yeah!

Alex in SF, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link

it's a harbl

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

i bet the guy thought it was kind of funny to make a cardboard cutout with boobs and a harbl

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

boobz

erudite e-scholar (harbl), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

boobz n a harbl

ice cr?m, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ sounds like a Hammer track

the freakish wonder of nature that is "Beat Me" (HI DERE), Monday, 4 May 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

wait what is a harbl? i thought it was short for "hair ball"? is that a term for the vagina now???

ian, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link

oh. wau.

ian, Monday, 4 May 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link

that's not a harbl it's simply a cat's vagina!

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i mean...right?

asplundh tree expert co. (iiiijjjj), Monday, 4 May 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link

i always thought they were cat balls.

stchick (stevie), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 07:53 (fifteen years ago) link

why are you tardbabies so fascinated with some huckster whose face looks like a map of guangdong

i can introduce yall to about a thousand crusties and gutter bitches EXACTLY LIKE HER

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link

including my last gf~

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 09:47 (fifteen years ago) link

How much money did she scam off you? We want to know!

Alex in SF, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ news people saying "hipster grifter"

http://cbs3.com/local/hipster.grifter.Kari.2.1000905.html

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Warhol would have LOVED this chick.

Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link

imagine people on the news saying names like 'pretty boy floyd'

cankles had a gf

loaded forbear (gabbneb), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 13:53 (fifteen years ago) link

point-form zings

s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link

idgi

What funky dudes; I'm voting for them. (cankles), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:10 (fifteen years ago) link

you guys saying "how much did she get you for" every time someone says how ugly she is... really it's not clever

cutty, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

how much did she get u for

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link

ROTFL

richard_lambert, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:19 (fifteen years ago) link

really

cutty, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Warhol would have LOVED this chick.

― Le présent se dégrade, d'abord en histoire, puis en (Michael White), Tuesday, May 5, 2009 1:47 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

she totally proves his prediction that in the future everyone will get a mouth job from a hipster grifter

s1ocki, Tuesday, 5 May 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link


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