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can't decide if my favourite sign off is

"regards, SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE"

"One day you'll feel very very sorry for yourself. I hate you so much."

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link

You're the least comprehensible person onr thris whowele fuckinmffreg bodfvarvd.r

― Alex in LA (deangulberry), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/lynskey/selfimportanttoryshitbag.jpg

― A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:01 (nineteen years ago) link

his email address is totally manly!

― absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:21 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www12.brinkster.com/whodaman/donatello.jpg

― absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:54 (nineteen years ago) link

this is my favorite:

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 4 April 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Tagging trees is kind of a bit knobhead-ish though isn't it? I mean what kind of fucking l@ym0r would tag a tree!?

seriously if anyone ever wonders what the fuck is england's problem take one look at markelby.

Haha blount england's "problem" = we think we are hot shit when actually we are ~~hot~~ shit.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link

...which is kind of not markelby's "problem" even if you think markelby has/is a "problem" which I don't really.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Pashmina - did you read the quotes upthread?

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Remy, it's only a fucking bulletin board, just ignore it if it annoys you!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I mean nothing he's ever written is anything like as bad as that anonymous knobhead who had a go at dan perry the other day, right?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

or something like that, anyway.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

You're right. And I haven't had any run-in w. him. But I have even less tolerance for the half-shadowed passive-aggressive personal snipery than I do for direct confrontation!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

After all this time, the only thing I've absolutely no tolerance for is anonymous sniping. That's the only thing that boils my piss.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago) link

ok, i'm going to go home & play with my wiard synthesiser now.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago) link

this is the best = does that make you want to touch yourself?

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

haha

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:01 (nineteen years ago) link

that is good.

― SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:12 (nineteen years ago) link

thanks!

― does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

I keep thinking of Vanessa's cameo in the Crime episode of Brasseye.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 08:50 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm the old lady whose head you stove in with a loose wardrobe... i'm marvin gaye, SHOT by his own father.

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 10:27 (nineteen years ago) link

"I.....hate.....you"

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

ROFFLE

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

From a "hilarious" old ile meta fight thread:

People on ILX seem to forget, or just don't agree with, the fact that being a cunt on a message board DOES mean people will think you're a cunt even if you're Mother fucking Theresa in real life. If trife wants to insult people for no better reason than it gives his shitty little existence some kind of focus, then he's welcome to masturbate furiously over the inevitable replies if that's what does it for him.
-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 19th, 2003 7:54 AM. (Mark C)

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ladies and gentleman i give you...irony
-- ... (charltonlid...), September 19th, 2003 8:23 AM. (gareth)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM.

― Amon (eman), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link

AAAAAAAARGGGH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link

JESUS CHRIST

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

bad thread to click on when I'm trying to EAT

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

ARGH!!!!! What is that from?

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:58 (nineteen years ago) link

it's taken from some ILE thread on licking your fingers after eating crackers or something. i was so disgusted by that post but couldn't think of how to reply so i put it here for posterity. what a dirtbagh.

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:47 (nineteen years ago) link

god, out of all the ridiculous shit he's said, the pringles thing is the fucking worst

― MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.glastonberrygrove.net/mythos/images/garmonbz.gif

― MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:53 (nineteen years ago) link

"You waste. You little man."

indeed.

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Pringles thing sounds kinda cool.

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Sucking your fingers after eating crisps C/D

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I like to chew up food items and then spit them into other food items, which I then eat. If you don't do this, then you're a tiresome little man. Enjoy living in ignorance and waste, you scumbag.

― gargleby (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm roffling, dean!

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:42 (nineteen years ago) link

héhé , was it Rousseau or Fourrier that proposed that kids should be put in charge of collecting garbage in the cities, since they are naturally drawn to play with trash?

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.garbage-house.com/blogimages/article2799.jpg

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

rofls!

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 21 April 2005 07:05 (nineteen years ago) link

was it Rousseau or Fourrier

you tell me, smartypants.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 April 2005 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

searching for this is, I am afraid, is the intellectual equivalent of a "google whack". what book do I have that contains a reference to that obscure idea? oh life goes on

np that one version of _The Modern Dance_ played live at some concert tchi tchi t'chah ah haha mmh hmm wwwwo! ho! hooo!

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link

im robbling at dean's creamed corn pic

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I am/was/saw Windom Earle

― efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Friday, 22 April 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I agree. That terrible, terrible cunt. I'm glad he's dead.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), March 30th, 2005.

you hit a nerve because you hate yourself and all of us. You are speaking obscenely offensive shit about a woman who is truly, genuinely evil and you seem to enjoy it. That makes you worse than her. You fucking clueless loser.

p.s. SARCASM JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT, GIVE IT UP BOY
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 29th, 2004.

No it wasn't. You're a dick, he's a cunt - get mutual, yo.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), January 27th, 2004.

Vernon Kaye isn't fit to suck the cock of Hitler's rancid corpse. The only person worse than him in the whole world is that desperate June cunt.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), August 9th, 2004.

― efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Friday, 22 April 2005 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

get mutual!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 April 2005 05:10 (nineteen years ago) link

dean yr new name rules

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 22 April 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

well, he might be right about vernon kaye and june!

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 22 April 2005 07:31 (nineteen years ago) link

face it, Mark C is way better than Diouf

― $V£N! (blueski), Friday, 22 April 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link

no one is better than dioufy, soft lad

markelby is going to be in ny next week, i wonder if he will meet his admirers

― charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

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