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However, underneath all of the forwarded addresses from all the other forwardees, I spotted this line from the original sender:
HE is the only one that can save this country from the liberals that want him removed from the government. Our great nation will not stand if we delete HIM from all aspects of our government as the atheists want.
You know, I saw this message and thought it was sweet, so I fowarded it tomy son, If I had read it closer I would have SEEN that CONSERVATIVE RHETORICAL BULLSHIT that preceded it. Don't disguise or contort the meaning of Christ with your narrow inhumane views, it makes me sick and I already told you that...don't mix George Bush and Jesus Christ with me..it won't work!
― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Sunday, 26 February 2006 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link
...on the new Beonce single and video?
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago) link
This is a must read - it's short but very informative!
The Muslim religion in the fastest growing religion per capita in the United States, especially in the minority races!!!
Allah or Jesus? by Rick Mathes
Last month I attended my annual training session that's required for maintaining my state prison security clearance. During the training session there was a presentation by three speakers representing the Roman Catholic, Protestant and Muslim faiths, who explained each of their belief systems
I was particularly interested in what the Islamic Imam had! to say. The Imam gave a great presentation of the basics of Islam, complete with a video.
After the presentations, time was provided for questions and answers.
When it was my turn, I directed my question to the Imam and asked: "Please, correct me if I'm wrong, but I understand that most Imams and clerics of Islam have declared a holy jihad [Holy war] against the infidels of the world. And, that by killing an infidel, which is a command to all Muslims, they are assured of a place in heaven. If that's the case, can you give me the definition of an infidel?"
There was no disagreement with my statements and, without hesitation, he replied, "Non-believers!"
I responded, "So, let! me make sure I have this straight. All followers of Allah have been commanded to kill everyone who is not of your faith so they can go to Heaven. Is that correct?"
The ____expression on his face changed from one of authority and command to that of a little boy who had just gotten caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He sheepishly replied, "Yes."
I then stated, "Well, sir, I have a real problem trying to imagine Pope John Paul commanding all Catholics to kill those of your faith or Dr.Stanley ordering Protestants to do the same in order to go to Heaven!"
The Imam was speechless.
I continued, "I also have problem with being your friend when you and your brother clerics are telling your followers to kill me. Let me ask you a question. Would you rather have your Allah who tells you to kill me in order to go to Heaven or my Jesus who tells me to love you because I am going! to Heaven and He wants you to be with me?" You could have heard a pin drop as the Imam hung his head in shame.
Needless to say, the organizers and/or promoters of the 'Diversification' training seminar were not happy with Rick's way of dealing with the Islamic Imam and exposing the truth about the Muslim's beliefs.
I think everyone in the US should be required to read this, but with the liberal justice system, liberal media, and the ACLU, there is no way this will be widely publicized. Please pass this on to all your e-mail contacts.
This is a true story and the author, Rick Mathes, is a well known leader in prison ministry.
― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link
― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 March 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link
because THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT THINK THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS LIBERAL!?!?!
― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link
he also said he's giving a multiple-choice quiz to his students and is including "ludacris" as a choice for a question about a character's name in, like, a faulkner story or something.
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― Adam Rice Lacucaracha (nordicskilla), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link
― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 3 March 2006 18:20 (eighteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfODSPIYwpQ
― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Friday, 3 March 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link
― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: (ex machina), Friday, 3 March 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link
my father just sent this
>Subject: resend>Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2006 09:22:27 -0400>>Guess who I ran into today?
attached is a photo of a road killed rabbit and a smashed easterbasket..
this, he thinks is funny
― bb (bbrz), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 14 April 2006 12:47 (eighteen years ago) link
― bb (bbrz), Friday, 14 April 2006 13:09 (eighteen years ago) link
The first on Takings and Eminent Domain is being debated in the SC Legislature. Contact Bob Leach; District 21 representative, and State Sen. Verne Smith on this:
These two will require separate e-mail messages to be created. Remember to edit the “To” for the right person and to add your name and address (in SC).
J. Verne Smith: SLC@scsenate.org
Bob Leach: RWL@schouse.org
The second topic is the pitiful White House crap on energy
For the Senate, you must fill out their online forms, then just copy/past the text in the message box.
Jim DeMint: http://demint.senate.gov/index.cfm?FuseAction=Contact.Home
Lindsey Graham: http://lgraham.senate.gov/index.cfm?mode=contactformhttp://lgraham.senate.gov/index.cfm?mode=contactform
Now how could this make political action easier?
― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 2 May 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link
Renee and Nnacy, Thanks Renee for the CD of Aimee Mann. It sounds good. The only question I have is whether her backup electric guitars are very loud. The reason I asked this is that when I first turned it on at the same volume as I play my classical CDs it was much too loud. It may be that the level classical and pop music is recorded is different. However, I don't want my ears blasted. I sent this E-Mail to Nancy because she may have seen her, so Nancy, if you've been to her concerts, let me know if her electric guitars are loud.
― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Monday, 5 June 2006 16:16 (eighteen years ago) link
lol. (not wanking, rt. arm is fractured)
― Q('.'Q) (eman), Monday, 5 June 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link
― S- (sgh), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 03:59 (eighteen years ago) link
He didn't call for another week, but sent this email two hours later:
Mesh say the computer prob sounds like overheating and have given me permiss to check inside without affecting the warenty. Lets hope it is just a loose connection.
― caek (caek), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link
― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 18 June 2006 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 19 June 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Monday, 19 June 2006 02:11 (seventeen years ago) link
From: popsSent: Saturday, June 17, 2006 6:22 pm To: @oberlin.edu Cc : Bcc : Subject: Da Honda is Sold, Da Funk is Bought
He sold an old car for scrap metal, then went out and bought Parliament records.
― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 19 June 2006 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link
i gave my dad the Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me DVD for father's day and said "hopefully this isn't representative of our own father-daughter relationship!" LOLZ
― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 19 June 2006 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link
― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 19 June 2006 12:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― trees (treesessplode), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Monday, 19 June 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Monday, 19 June 2006 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 22 June 2006 01:40 (seventeen years ago) link
― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 24 June 2006 03:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― lf (lfam), Saturday, 24 June 2006 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link
This was on the M1ch3lin Racing Calendar for May. I thought you might be interested to know where 4DT spent the raise you never.
Love,
Dad
IS MY DAD M4RISSA!?
― tehresa needs more out of this relationship than she's willing to put in (tehres, Friday, 21 July 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 17 August 2006 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 17 August 2006 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link
― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 17 August 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link
i dont want no surgical spirits on my genitals no matter what u_u
― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link
Love Ya
― fellini-esque-lit-rockist (tehresa), Sunday, 17 September 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link
dadRZA: I paid him $65,000 for a patent invalidity opinion last yeardadRZA: IT'S PAYBACK TIME!!!!!!
― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 7 October 2006 00:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 7 October 2006 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link
>>>Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked>Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico ?" Al>replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter.">>When the waiter came by, Al asked him,"Are there any Mexican Jews?" and the>waiter said, "I don't know?, I'll ask the cooks." He returned from the>kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews.">>Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?">>The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected>answer, "I will check again, Signor" and went back into the kitchen.>While the waiter was away, Sid said,"I find it hard to believe that there>are no Jews in Mexico , Our people are scattered everywhere.">The waiter returned and said "Signor, the head>cook said there is no Mexican>Jews." "Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are>no>Mexican Jews!">>"Signor,I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have is>Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews.">>>>
― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 06:26 (seventeen years ago) link
Arrived at Edisto Island at 5:45, go to the condo just in time for sunset -- all five of us!
CAN U SEE FIFTH PERSON?
HINT: IT IS THE GREEN BOX - THAT IS MY GRANDMOTHER!!!!!! WTF!!??!!?!?
― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link
Subject: Poetic Justice Date: Tue, 6 Nov 2007 22:23:13 -0800
a POEM FROM A VISIONARY BASS PLAYER The day was very subtle, everything was low-key, The sky it was so overcast that you could barely see, And everything slowed down to a slower frequency, The day the bass players took over the world. Well, they came pouring out of symphonies, orchestras and bands, And every other kind of combo that was ever known to man, And although it was spontaneous, you'd think it was quite planned, The day the bass players took over the world. Now one day the bass players, they decided to uprise, They were tired of being sidemen to all those other guys. So they kidnapped the horn section, They put drugs in the drummer's drink, And they tied up all the guitar players With their big ol' flat-wound strings. And on that day the world it was finally set free, All the creatures they hung out together and interacted fretlessly, And the air began to vibrate with such a deep tonality, The day the bass players took over the world. AND, THE RESPONSE, FROM AN ENLIGHTENED GUITAR PLAYER
The day was very noisy, but the sound was oh, so dull
The sky was full of various smokes and the BS detector on full
And the missed frequency harmonic howled a push and pull
The day the bass players tried to take over the world.
They came pouring out of dumpsters and from sleeping in their cars
The porta-potties emptied out behind the roadside bars
They screamed in desperation, waving fingers full of scars
The day all those bass players decided to uprise
Dreaming they could play a tune like all the other guys
They tried to form a band with no horns, guitars, or drum
But all that they could manage was a boring lumpy hum
And on the day the anharmonic discord hit the air
The audiences plugged their ears and hid beneath their chairs
The bassists were oblivious and rumbled on in rage
‘Till the mighy hand of music came and swept them off the stage
And the history of melody begat another page
Now the bassists have returned to their dusty little caves
The dumpsters, cars and porta-potties where they hold their little raves
We call them out from time to time to let them play a thump
For all in all we still enjoy lady’s dancing rump
Now forever we will laugh, every man, woman, boy and girl
At the day the bassists tried to take over the world. arveeparks✧✧✧@earthl✧✧✧.n✧✧ "Music, man, that's where it's at!" There is only one Santa, he lives in the hearts of many. www.arveeparkband.com "Old Guys Rock!" A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song. - Chinese proverb.
― chaki, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link
^ lyrics from Tenacious D part Deux?
― jaxon, Wednesday, 7 November 2007 18:53 (sixteen years ago) link