BRAGGIN 2007

might be shortly working for a big company again getting six figures and change plus TEN PERCENT SHIFT DIFFERENTIAL just because I'm a night owl

sorry if that's TMI but it's the only thing I have right now that's BRAGGIN material

also I need to change the thread title, no?

I love job interviews where the salary range is like 1/2 of minimum salary. WOW I COULD BE MAKING 70 OR 110 I SHOULD GO! Of course, they never intend to offer anyone the high end

this thread starting to make me want to self-immolate

thank you! all the nonprofit workers wanna punch you two right now!

p.s. i am unbanned </brag> yay :)

ban tehresa

i just ctrl-f'd and realized that the only thing i have had to brag about all year was catching a fish :/

not true! you got own 1br apt!

http://jacksonmisc.com/new07/StephenMegaBassLOL.jpg

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i haven't bragged at all. that is my brag: i brag less than all you fuckin braggarts.

I once lived with a bass fabled to eat nachos.

MORE BRAGGIN: My collarbone is almost healed.

how do i shot getting paid

srsly
recruiter? how do i find one of these?

remy you know I like you mang but the reason you don't brag is because you have the WORST LUCK IN AMERICA

you could brag about surviving all the ridiculous shit you've been through since you enrolled @ college

I work for a "non-profit"

oh crumbs i will never have any money ever

bell_labs: http://kshs.org/people/hers_kansas/graphics/join_usmc_sm.jpg

WHATEVER med skool

if you just put ACTIVE TS/SCI CLEARANCE on the top of your resume and things like "arcsight" "encase forensic" and "snort/tcpdump" at the bottom you will get about 100 phone calls and e-mails per week starting from the minute you post that shit to monster

SNORT DUMP

LET EASTERN MOTORS
PUT YOU IN A CAR TO-DAY

I've been using snort since I was in high school :/

"using" = "using other people's rules"

but I know tcpdump!

The other stuff.... not so much

My band got asked to open for Times New Viking and Psychedelic Horseshit in Chicago on March 08. Not much to brag about, really, but I'm pretty smitten with both groups right now.

who's yr band trip?

the other stuff requires somebody to pay $$$$$$ for licenses so you can play around with it. arcsight & encase are kind of like the SAP/Oracle enterprise shit of the computer security & forensics world

writing snort rules is easy! I wish commercial IDS vendors would build in parsers and compilers to convert snort to whatever their proprietary format is, fucking mcafee

ENTERPRISE SHIT
SPOCK POOP

Psychedelic Horseshit is great but not as awesome as their bassist's side project!! pink reason was TIGHT when they played here

My band is called Cave. I agree with Tombot's assessment about Psych Horseshit and Pink Reason.

i have issues with pink reason.

Got invited to san francisco for weekend to meet with indie label owner and TALK BUSINESS

Honestly, I havent' kept up with computer security products since early college. But I know all sorts of stuff about TCP/IP and UNIX internals now too.

(and lots more about shitty dynamically typed languages)

I've never seen PH or PR live but I've seen TNV a couple times.
Pink Reason has been completely absorbed by Horseshit at this point, he retired the project.

I can live with PR but I really liked Psych H when I saw them!! Like, surprisingly, since I wasn't expecting to based on the name! That was a really fun night.

i saw tnv twice and they didn't do much for me live. like that "need more money 'cause i need more drugs" 7", really catchy.

er, I LIKE that 7".

TNV definitely have some issues with their live thing, but none of that matters when I'm screaming along with the songs. The keyboard player admired my Yamaha SY1, she liked that it was monophonic. It complements a player with limited abilities, like myself.

Psychedelic Horseshit is just a bad joke of a name. I've taken to calling them "Psychedelic Horseblank" when on the air.

NO WEIGHT ON THE STANDING CALF RAISE MACHINE IS ANY MATCH FOR MY HERCULEAN STRBNGTH

I got a brag-in-the-making but I will save it for when it is fully formed.

It's really good though.

well actually you wouldn't appreciate it, probably.

never mind

do carry on

thanks anyway for reading, chaps

william, it was really nothing

good night