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that really dsn't work unless you precede it with his "adam schefter is an illiterate swampthing"

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

dude, "Fake Morbius OTM" is the closest you've ever come to accomplishing the zing, please do not ruin it now, you elderly skanker.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:44 (seventeen years ago) link

shut it "schef," you prematurely sclerotic banshee

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

FAKE MORBIUS OTM

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

GHOST RIDER OTM

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

OFFBOARD POOL ON SCHEFTER-TOMBO7 DIVORCE DATE OTM

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

OFFBOARD E-MAILS FROM MORBIUS FRIENDS ASKING ME WHY MORBIUS ALWAYS OFF MEDICATIONS OTM

ANYWAY TOM AND I HAVE A PRETTY OPEN RELATIONSHIP NO NEED FOR DIVORCE BUT YOU AIN'T MY TYPE HONEY ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

SHAVE 12 YEARS OFF AND GROW A COCK AND MAYBE THEN WE CAN TALK WHORE

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

wow that got ugly pretty quick! impressive!

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

zing!

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

hmm, there are too many morbii on the noize board.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

~~too many~~ not enough

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

TOM AND I HAVE A PRETTY OPEN RELATIONSHIP

how late do ya stay open?

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

new fake Dr Morbius is spicy.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought comma Morbs said "shave 12 years off cock". This is something I wouldn't have expected of Period Morbs or Morbs Period.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i have no idea which one is fake and which one is real at this point :D

YOU ARE ALL REAL MORBIUS TO ME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon please ban these twerps.

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

no, you already did that one. maybe do the one where you accuse him of being mr. popularity?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

i wonder if pete ever found his uh shirt.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

really, the bitch can't read.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

pete can read, i've seen him do it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

women can't read folks. that's just science.

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

if only we were all admins

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Dude do you really think he'd be the first Dr Morbius to get banned???

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Then I could be Mr. Popular.

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

pete isn't a woman, either. jesus dudes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Shut it "schef".

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

I have no idea why everyone is fighting.

― jessie monster, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Laurel and tehresa are better huggers. ;)
Dr Morbius on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 5:08 PM (4 minutes ago)

Bitches are dumb as fuck though but what else is new.
Dr Morbius, on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 5:10 PM (2 minutes ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even know WHO is fighting.

― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Jon please!

― Dr Morbius,, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

night night larry

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

who is larry?!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

The Stooge with the curly hair.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, my cousin.

Balki on [i]Wednesday, March 7, 2007 5:18 PM (1 infinity ago)

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahahahaha

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

TOE ROCK
HE IS
MAAADE
OUT OF ROOOOCKS
HE IS
MADE OUTTA ROCKS
HE IS
MADE FROM ROOOOCKS
DOCTOR ROCKTOE ROCK! (toot toot)
DOCTOR ROCKTOE ROCK! (toot toot)
DOCTOR ROCKTOE ROOOOOOOCK

TOMBOT on Wednesday, March 7, 2007 5:11 PM (Yesterday)

― stevie, Thursday, 8 March 2007 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

also you have to say scotty came back and killed aguilera with this

"It's pretty pathetic that she would do a song like this.

"I worked on half of her last CD and sold her millions of copies. Obviously, she cares more than I do that I didn't do this album.

"But I can't blame her, with an album full of fillers, over-singing and lame Vegas-like cabaret music."

painfully otm.

r|t|c on Saturday, March 3, 2007 7:17 PM

yeah Storch is right, but you're totally missing the point that she dissed him with a JAZZY INTERLUDE...that's like one step away from setting his soul afire with a slanderous mambo.

Alex in Baltimore on Saturday, March 3, 2007

― and what, Thursday, 8 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread

― nickalicious, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread also

― sleep, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://content.yieldmanager.edgesuite.net/atoms/eb/72/eb7211d5b90ab2a45236cc562f677a00.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 9 March 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

not a waitress but i think the girl in the looks-like-a-first-date couple across from me and phil two at chai in williamsburg (thanks for dinner phil! soooo good!) was peepin' me the whole time. her date looked like another richie hawtin dweeb, so no wonder. i ain't no spring chicken but i got HAIR and i'm not afraid of showing my BABY BLUE EYES instead of keeping them locked behind nerdburgular glasses.

hstencil (hstencil) on Wednesday, 27 April 2005 03:36 (1 year ago)

― jeff, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

haaa

― sleep, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:32 (seventeen years ago) link

was peepin' me the whole time.

"That guy is staring at me!"

― JW, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:37 (seventeen years ago) link

lol

― and what, Friday, 9 March 2007 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

nate patrin bait?

― JW, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:11 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.myspace.com/mctanuki

"The World's First Furry Nerdcore Rapper"

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

arghahahahahahaha

― nickalicious, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

when will we have our first furry US president is what i wanna know

― latebloomer, Friday, 9 March 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago) link

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