WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

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naming yourself or the number 8?

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 June 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

ochocinco

gated community of Mordor (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 June 2010 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I used to work in international student admissions at a university and once got an application from a student in Thailand whose name was D2.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 4 June 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

was he aware that emilio estevez was in him

del griffith, Friday, 4 June 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link

was that really his government name? xp

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

charlie brown once had an acquaintance named 5

he looked kind of like pigpen, only clean

mookieproof, Friday, 4 June 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Isn't Erykah Badu's daughter named Seven?

I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 June 2010 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link

it would only work if it was spelled se7en or 5even or s3v3n

harbl, Friday, 4 June 2010 09:40 (thirteen years ago) link

5even and s3v3n don't work because the numbers only add up to 5 and 6 respectively

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i didn't know they had to add up to anything

harbl, Friday, 4 June 2010 10:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey Dayo - I think D2 was his real name! It was listed as such on the application and all accompanying materials.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

haha I was just joshin xp

enbb that's cool! was just asking because it's quite common in some Asian countries for people to give themselves their own English names which are unrelated to their government names

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, I know. I would say most of our applicants from Asian countries had their real names and then their English names but often those were more along the lines of "Michael" and not D2.

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

was he aware that emilio estevez was in him

― del griffith, Thursday, June 3, 2010 10:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

v nearly snarfed my coffee

johnny crunch, Friday, 4 June 2010 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, me too

Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link

out of filthy cups, you savages

May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Friday, 4 June 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link

it's quite common in some Asian countries for people to give themselves their own English names

This is how I end up doing business with people named things like "Eagle."

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Friday, 4 June 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

r u sure you're not actually doing business with eagles

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Well I've never met the guy so I can't rule it out. But pecking out emails with that scimitar of a beak must be hell on a keyboard.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

my associate taught a class last year with two kids named 'hitler' and 'grenade' who sat next to each other

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Well I've never met the guy so I can't rule it out. But pecking out emails with that scimitar of a beak must be hell on a keyboard.

― the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Friday, June 4, 2010 12:14 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

iPad!

NUDE. MAYNE. (s1ocki), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

it's quite common in some Asian countries for people to give themselves their own English names

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, June 4, 2010 4:17 AM (5 hours ago)

what about Hebrew names? :-P

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

is that a thing

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean, I don't think Daniel is *that* much more ridiculous than *Eagle*...

"[The Hebrew] God has judged me"... okay...?

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

daniel is my government name, Eagle is not the government name of laurel's asian contact I don't think

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Daniel is a good name imo, and so is Eagle... but both are pretty ridiculous is all I'm saying.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but what about 'grenade'?

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

anyway if you read the thread carefully I never even commented specifically on' eagle'. I just mentioned 'hitler' and 'grenade' which I think are self-evidently bad names. (well okay grenade is a pretty kickass name)

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

The point is they are non-name words in our language/culture. I also work with a lot of people who gave themselves real name-y names but uncommon ones, which I find extremely charming, but the words that are not names at all are truly noize.

the soul of the avocado escapes as soon as you open it (Laurel), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, hitler is NAGN no matter what.

i'm pretty much over reading threads carefully btw, it's mostly just skimming while i'm on the phone or the toilet tbqh.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

it goes both ways though, like when western people give themselves asian names that come phonetically close to their western names but don't really mean anything in that language

I know a lot of people here for example whose english names are just the closest name phonetically to their chinese names. like there are a ton of wincy's and winky's because wing sze seems to be a pretty common Chinese name.

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:57 (thirteen years ago) link

also interesting how a lot of korean-americans are named eunice or eugene or euclid or whatever since I think yoo is a pretty common phoneme in korean? names are interesting, what can I say.

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Eagle Names

18 Eagle names that mean eagle for boys, listing Eagle baby names 1-10. Arnold and Arthur are popular names. Acilino, Adler, Aquila, Ari, Arley, Arne, Arnett and Arno are uncommon names. View Eagle baby names for name meanings, search Eagle names for girls, or search other baby names.

Acilino ... "Eagle." ...

Adler ... "Eagle." ...

Aquila ... "Eagle." ... [9]

Ari ... "Lion, eagle." ... [6]

Arley ... Also possibly "rocky meadow" or "eagle meadow" ... [4]

Arne ... "Eagle." ... [3]

Arnett ... "Little eagle." ... [6]

Arno ... "Eagle-wolf." [5]

Arnold ... "Eagle ruler." ... [21]

Arthur ... Arnthor, an Old German name meaning "Thor, the eagle" ... [17]

Arundel ... "Eagle valley." ... [4]

Arvid ... "Eagle tree."

Eagle ...

Early ... "Eagle wood." ... [4]

Ezio ... Possibly a clan name related to the Greek word for "eagle" ...

Griffin ... the Gryphon was a fierce creature with the foreparts of an eagle (hence the hooked nose) and the hindquarters of a lion ... [6]

Harley ... May also possibly mean "rocky meadow" or "eagle meadow" ... [7]

Talon ... From the word that refers to the large claw of a bird of prey such as a hawk or an eagle. [6]

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Popularity of a Name

Eagle is not in the top 1000 names for any year of birth in the last 10 years.
Please enter another name.

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Popularity of the male name Daniel
Year of birth Rank
2009 7
2008 5
2007 5
2006 6
2005 7
2004 7
2003 8
2002 10
2001 9
2000 9
Note: Rank 1 is the most popular, rank 2 is the next most popular, and so forth. Name data are from Social Security card applications for births that occurred in the United States.

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

The thing I like about names using Chinese characters (China, Japan, ?) is that there is a poetry in the characters that adds depth far beyond the sound of the name. Seems more two dimensional then non-Chinese language names.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

it goes both ways though, like when western people give themselves asian names that come phonetically close to their western names but don't really mean anything in that language

― real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, June 4, 2010 9:57 AM (4 minutes ago)

Israel is in Asia iirc.

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, append an east in front of the word 'asian' in that sentence

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

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I have been forks-style since day one (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Early Eagle Wood is NAGN

joygoat, Friday, 4 June 2010 17:06 (thirteen years ago) link

dyao, I'm going to name my first born "港式奶茶". Either that of "KFC Double Down".

_▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

both of those names are pretty poetic

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah im considering selling the naming rights of my baby

max, Friday, 4 June 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

'citimax'

mookieproof, Friday, 4 June 2010 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

also interesting how a lot of korean-americans are named eunice or eugene or euclid or whatever since I think yoo is a pretty common phoneme in korean? names are interesting, what can I say.

I think every Eugenie I've known (can think of 4 off the top of my head) has been from Hong Kong. Does it sound close to something in Cantonese? Just wondering.

(quick spy: first few pages of Google results for Eugenies on Facebook are 80-90% French, a couple of Koreans, and the rest Chinese, though I've no idea what part of China)

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link

have never actually encountered the name 'eugene' yet in HK!

real eyes realize real truffle fries (dyao), Friday, 4 June 2010 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

asian-american with bird-of-prey name:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/10/19/1225788/187806-balloon-boy-falcon-heene.jpg

del griffith, Friday, 4 June 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

But pecking out emails with that scimitar of a beak must be hell on a keyboard.

Duh, they use their talons:

http://i47.tinypic.com/2eb9zx2.jpg

jaymc, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

del griffith, whoever thou art, i am loving your work

fuckd and bombd (r1o natsume), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link


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