BRAGGIN 2007

my v minor bragging of today is that my 'work' involves reading a pretty entertaining and easy-to-read book about food delicacies! and world travel!

i am going floating up in hyalite with pals and beers and sunshine, suckaz!

Hm I skipped olive oil, added about 2/3 of a jalepeno but it's not as hot as I thought it wd be. Plus chopped scallion instead of onion. Not enough parsley in garden to deal with, maybe a tiny bit of cilantro was called for just for complexity...? I did add tomato, it's good color.

Been driving detroit leaning

I think this one of my fave lines in a song.

guacamole needs good salt & also a bit of garlic or sweet onion. i like to really overload the lemon or lime or add a bit of zest bc the whole fixture loses most of its brightness over the time it's gotta sit in the 'fridge to blend properly. and there's really nothing worse than dead-dull guac.

mayo in guac waht
also i usually put in onions and garlic and don't use oil; all you reallly need is lemon, much salt, pepper

sitting on a deck two blocks from the beach with a couple of dogs, a few beers, and good tunes while the only person i've ever loved is inside fixing me dinner and singing along.

i'm stopping right now to smell the roses.

later gators.

2 avocados
salt & pepper
juice of 1/2 lime
chopped & seeded jalapeno
dash tabasco
minced garlic OR onion
chopped cilantro (controversial)

^^mash it up nice

Yeah, okay, that's exactly what I did! Will add a bit more seasoning and finish it off for dinner.

yes seasoning time is key! if it goes brownish a little lemon or lime may brighten it up (as rrrobyn said).

i like tomatoes in my guac, not too many though. also garlic.

my brother gave parker posey a painting i did of her years ago. now i live in her house! i love parker!

i was gonna go see parker's new movie tonight! but i'm going tomorrow instead.

you live in parker posey's house???

i wish! no, i mean part of me via my canvas will live in her house. unless she puts me in the garage.

or the garbage.

synedoche gets me every time

that is neat!!

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1155/751884298_65d0414cb8_o.jpg

haha awesome!

She seems... enthusiastic?

that's pretty awesome scott, kudos!

hahahahaha terrific!

A+++++

I love the eyes in that painting

1) hot chick facebookin me and im not interested

-- max, Thursday, June 28, 2007 9:36 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

this has turned into more of a CIO situation than a BRAGGIN situation

STOP BRAGGING.

haha.

Maybe you should hang out with that chick once so you can add her to your "facebook"

i have a grillfiend, i'm pretty sure?

Say that with some conviction, Jordan m'boy.

PS: Congrats!

Thx. Lack of conviction = "would you say I'm your...boyfriend?" talk was answered with "oh, i hate that term, don't you???". But all other signs point to boyfriend.

Ask her to go steady.

oh the "I hate that term" line is so bullshit. TELL HER TO STOP PLAYING IT COOL AND START SNUGGLING.

I am getting crazy texts. Also I has date.

Jessie 80808080

congrats jordan

Just wielded the nu-ILX temporary banhammer for the first time. I AM MIGHTY.

pretty date from north jersey who eats pork

i is unbanned?

YAY I IS UNBANNED!!!

who banned you anyway? what's with all the banning?

jon did because he had centipedes in his vagina that day and i called him on it.

miss thing is so sensitive. hopefully eye-majik mellowed him out for awhile.

maybe i could use a blowjob

hint hint

tell it to the date, if you can remember what she looks like ;)

pretty date from north jersey who eats pork

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, July 9, 2007 8:25 PM (Yesterday)

Is this code for Italian as opposed to Jewish?

you had your chance:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1070/756141037_c0310d64df_o.jpg

harumph

im givin pkr yyur number skott cuzz she wants tro thank u personnally

Hurting I think she may just be a bad jew but how can I tell?

Also dan you need to pimp yr nyc area shows more. :(