SAD TIMES CAN SUCK IT LETS ALL BE PARTY AND AWESOME

SLOPPY JOES AND SCOTCH PARTY TO CELEBRATE A FRIENDS GRADUATION - WHEN WE DO IT WE DO IT RIGHT BECAUSE WE ARE PARTY AND AWESOME, SAD TIMES YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO

aw shiiiiiiiit

Ooooh, is it K4t3's graduation? She's awesome & I'm so glad she's done!

Awesome: weekend of mad birthday parties and actual birthdays
Not awesome: getting up tomorrow morning to go proctor exams
(But still awesome: getting paid to watch students take tests while I can read trashy fiction)

YAY!

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Just discovered that my girlfriend has had a sad HI-FIVE deficiency throughout her life, on account of being European. Using this as an excuse to go up top in any mildly nice situation. It's definitely raising the radness level in life.

Work will suck for the next few days but THEN I PAY TOO MUCH FOR BEER AT TARGET STADIUM ON THURSDAY BOOM EAT SCUM SAD TIMES

ALSO JUST GOT DENTAL COVERAGE SO THAT'S KINDA PARTY AND AWESOME RIGHT

GONNA SEE A BALL GAME, GONNA NAME IT EXPENSIVE AS HELL

MY SON IS TWELVE YEARS OLD TODAY, GETTING AN AWESOME NEW BICYCLE AS A PRESENT! VERY AWESOME (EXCEPT HE USED TO BE 4 1/2 POUNDS AND SOMEHOW HE GOT MUCH, MUCH BIGGER, WTF)

51st-trimester height blues can suck it imo, having a 12 yr old son with a new bike sounds AWESOME

Luckily he is my cautious child... so excited to give him his presents! Gotta wait until after school, though. Still, I should probably go to sleep. Just really happy that he's as awesome as he is (which is VERY awesome).

Twelve years ago he was born 6 weeks early and spent his first 21 days of life in a NICU in St. Paul. Now he's finishing 6th grade and pretty sure he got all As in school this quarter... plus he loves to read and I can't keep up with him.

Okay, what is 51st trimester height? I'm too tired to understand anything anymore.

51st trimester height is the size you are when you hit 12, if mu calculations are in any ways correct.

Ah, I see (sort of). He's getting to be almost as tall as me, that is all I know. Which is, admittedly, not very tall.

I'm not ready for him to be any taller, that is for sure!

math is awesome

^^^ I actually agree with that, but would still like to punch some former math teachers.

(Mrs. L1nd!)

MAD BAND REHEARSAL, MAD BEERS, AND MAD WEEKEND PLANS GOT SAD TIMES ON THE RETREAT UP IN THIS BITCH

lol Sara, plz plz plz plz plz videotape yrself beating all unholy shit out of the former Mrs L1nd, aka Ms Psycho Bitch Hosebeast Who Decided It Was Appropriate To Take Out Her Divorce Angst On Kyl3 And Me For No Fucking Good Reason

mrs l1nd does not sound party and awesome

free tickets to foodie festival and outdoor performance of shakespeare at trinity college tomorrow, bbq, WC opener and movies all day sat with friends.

sad times disappearing in rearview mirror iirc

10 MINUTES TO WORK ESCAPE THEN STRAIGHT TO LIQUOR STORE FOR WHO KNOWS BUT GOOD THEN HOME TO PUPPY ALSO STILL NOT SMOKING AND ITS STARTING TO SUCK LESS AND THEN LOUD NOISES KERPOW SAD TIMES MEH

Pretty much no one liked Mrs. L1nd. I suppose divorce would be a terrible thing to go through, but maybe she was just LIKE THAT. </ungenerous assessment>

But yeah, she was not party and be awesome.

darraghmac, I am envying U!!!!

John, I can't believe your puppy isn't smoking yet. What kind of pet owner ARE YOU?

http://shilohshepherds.net/photos/puppies/BB/dec9_smoking.JPG

:D

FYI mrs l1nd was just like that

In her defense, she did only smoke on Smoker's Corner, not while teaching.

Usually.

New hotdate funtimes shagfriend, good music, house to myself and its not a bad thing, listenign to Depeche and M83 and getting my drank on at 4pm on a Sunday ... yeah baby!

Yay!

on the cusp of party and awesome, dudes

DO IT TO IT

Drinking wine between work and going to ballet. Not gonna go so far as awesome but it'll do for now.

Need some of this attitude tbh.

I'm envying tza going to ballet! I would like to take a class again, or just go watch ballet... sigh.

WHAT DO I DRINK TONIGHT BECAUSE ITS GONNA BE SOMETHING AND I AM GOING TO LIKE IT

I suggest "revenge"

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oh man somebody really needs to code in a "suggest revenge" button for ilx

http://www.barnonedrinks.com/newsletter/images/rumple.jpg

(also yeah that stuff is goooood, they have it on tap at my local bar, although not the one that i can zipline to.) xpost to dang

and to you sir i say no.

so disappointed you don't have that stuff on tap at your local bar :(

im sure they have its close gadawful cousin in some sort of multibottle refrigeration unit tho if that assuages your concerns

plus i prefer to either drink my peppermint schnapps out of a paper bag in pint form or with little bits of gold floating in it because i am a hustla

actually i hate all of these things. harrumph

very reassured by your continued access to german schnapps, considerably less so by yr preferred methods of consumption

holy shit dudes, today is my friday and i am not going back to work until 28 june! cottage in michigan near the dunes here i come. bring me some nice weather god. sad times on hiatus for atleast ten days biyatch!

OK YOU WIN THIS ROUND

we are all winners if we be party and awesome, amirite?

OK WE WIN THIS ROUND