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I like my work computer for having two screens which nicely accomodate my scatty brain.

Go0 g1e bought me (and colleagues) a LOT of drinks last night. For which I was thankful at the time but over the course of today have come to resent them. Sleeeeeeeep.

ShNick (Upt0eleven), Friday, 3 October 2008 16:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Groth said she was unaware of what the character's name meant until a reporter explained it.

"I never heard that word," Groth said. "But I understand exactly what you're saying, and I'm mortified of it."

OKAY WHAT WAS HIS NAME???

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Friday, 3 October 2008 17:36 (fifteen years ago) link

http://bumpshack.com/2008/10/03/mayor-mel-kuhn-wins-drag-queen-contest-in-blackface/

Arkansas City, Kansas mayor Mel Kuhn found himself amid a heap of controversy after dressing in drag and blackface at a fundraiser for CASA (Court Appointed Special Advocates). Mel performed as the character “Smellishis Poon” and actually won the contest. His backup dancers were the “Red Hot Puntangs.”

lololololololol fucker lolololololololol

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/blackface_mayor.jpg

srsly what the hell is wrong with this country (ans: see picture)

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Friday, 3 October 2008 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Jabba the Poon

Ned Raggett, Friday, 3 October 2008 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

no-a thank you

i am the small cat (HI DERE), Friday, 3 October 2008 17:57 (fifteen years ago) link

So many levels of RONG

Sara R-C, Friday, 3 October 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Guys, my brother-in-law advanced to the semis in MPLS!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Friday, 3 October 2008 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link

wait waht semis of what huh?

just makes my strat rage, march and burn the face of the MAN. (John Justen), Saturday, 4 October 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

semis of tmi

estela, Saturday, 4 October 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

MN orch bass principal job

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Saturday, 4 October 2008 00:15 (fifteen years ago) link

that's great, i hope he gets it.

estela, Saturday, 4 October 2008 00:26 (fifteen years ago) link

wow 24 hours! yikes.

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Sunday, 5 October 2008 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link

We are failing in our duties. ;_;

Sara R-C, Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I've had a really nice last two days; so so SO fantastic to have three consecutive days off from school. I don't want to go to bed now, though, because I don't want to admit that I can't avoid Sunday.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 5 October 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link

been building towering bookcases and filling them with all our boxed books :):):):)!!!@@@!@R@$#$@#!

just makes my strat rage, march and burn the face of the MAN. (John Justen), Sunday, 5 October 2008 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

oh that reminds me to do some storage furniture shopping online today!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Sunday, 5 October 2008 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

having enough bookcases turns my "so many books ;_;" into "OMG LALALA BOOOOOOKS!!!!! YAAAAAAAH!!!!"

just makes my strat rage, march and burn the face of the MAN. (John Justen), Sunday, 5 October 2008 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

resigning lease... again... makes me decide i MUST do something to make this apartment more presentable since it's the place i've lived the longest in about 10 years...

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Sunday, 5 October 2008 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha, I've been spending the last few weeks paring down my book collection. (Working for a top level university library + inter-library loan = I don't really buy books any more; meanwhile, having a slew of books around that I mostly don't touch at all makes no sense.)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 October 2008 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Envying all this bookcase/book paring nonsense. I have to keep buying textbooks that I don't even want to read. Damn all your eyes!

Sara R-C, Sunday, 5 October 2008 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG I hate owning books. I ditch em as soon as ive read em

Bright Future (sunny successor), Sunday, 5 October 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

i miss my books. they are all at my parents' house waiting for the day i have enough space to hold them. like that's ever gonna happen! hah!

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 6 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah textbooks SUCK
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highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 6 October 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

My mother suggested that I try reading my assigned text reading when I was having trouble sleeping. I had to explain that if I fell asleep with my med surg book on top of me, I'd likely suffocate. What an embarrassing thing for her to have to explain at my funeral!

Sara R-C, Monday, 6 October 2008 01:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, I kind of like owning books in general and I have a terrible time parting with them, but at the same time I know that my collection is entirely out of hand and that I should not be allowed near a bookstore again, ever.

Sara R-C, Monday, 6 October 2008 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link

sara are you sure that 10min debate clip you were talking about was not just the snl spoof?

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 6 October 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

i can see how it would be hard to differentiate.

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 6 October 2008 02:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes; I found the sketch hilarious, but the 10 minute highlight reel to be somewhat nauseating.

Sara R-C, Monday, 6 October 2008 04:58 (fifteen years ago) link

I would go look for it for you, but I have to go back to (guess what) studying. I apologize for my uselessness.

That being said, there isn't much to be gained by watching the actual debate unless you're suddenly thinking Palin sounds like a great candidate.

Sara R-C, Monday, 6 October 2008 04:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i watched most of it earlier. it was so painful.

highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Monday, 6 October 2008 05:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I was driving while I listened to the last half hour of it. I realized I was accelerating a LOT during her answer about the role of the vice presidency... and slowed down. Good thing I didn't have far to go!

Sara R-C, Monday, 6 October 2008 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Also, I kind of like owning books in general and I have a terrible time parting with them, but at the same time I know that my collection is entirely out of hand and that I should not be allowed near a bookstore again, ever.

Me too. I don't think you can ever own too many books.

Our DJ's better than all these bands (Susan), Monday, 6 October 2008 13:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I like owning books as a physical reading record but I think I prefer sharing them. A book is one of those things that I can give away to someone with confidence that I'm never going to really want it back.

ShNick (Upt0eleven), Monday, 6 October 2008 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

in the last 3 months, i have bought almost as many books as i had to get rid of before moving here - a number that i had accumulated over 10 yrs. between the two of us, jordan and i probably buy about 5 books a week, on average (but he also has a little side business of book-selling).

Sarah Palin isn't dumb, she's post-modern (Rubyredd), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:26 (fifteen years ago) link

we went into SF yesterday, along castro, and some crazy guy started following us and telling us about how the apocalypse was coming.

Sarah Palin isn't dumb, she's post-modern (Rubyredd), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

some call him "crazy", some call him NEWTIMES JESUS

just makes my strat rage, march and burn the face of the MAN. (John Justen), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:30 (fifteen years ago) link

LOLZ

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Great potiential record name too

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:34 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah afterwards jordan said that if the dude had mentioned 'sarah palin' anywhere in his rant he probably would have taken him seriously.

Sarah Palin isn't dumb, she's post-modern (Rubyredd), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

lol, yes that would have given the guy a shocking credibility...

Sara R-C, Monday, 6 October 2008 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

I like owning books as a physical reading record but I think I prefer sharing them. A book is one of those things that I can give away to someone with confidence that I'm never going to really want it back.

OTM. And if I love a book so much I can probably deal with spending £6.99 to buy another copy. Which I'll then lend to someone else, probably.

Mark C, Monday, 6 October 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

it is good to know that kind and generous people like yall are out there, because i can use it to justify my miserly selfish ways

just makes my strat rage, march and burn the face of the MAN. (John Justen), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

in a grand cosmic balance sense

just makes my strat rage, march and burn the face of the MAN. (John Justen), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:51 (fifteen years ago) link

hey guys, is it worth the entire country imploding to support the lolz of VP Palin?

Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

America died for your lolz

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 6 October 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

AS IT SHOULD

Like sicking a little bit of water into my mouth (HI DERE), Monday, 6 October 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Maybe we could keep her around for lolz somehow without her being in politics. Those Katie Couric interviews would be comedy gold if Palin wasn't actually a candidate for high office.

Sara R-C, Monday, 6 October 2008 17:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Okay, so -- please load up photo number seven:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2008/10/06/GA2008100600760.html?hpid=multimedia1&hpv=national

Or there's this, but the first choice is the better one:

http://www.mediafaxfoto.ro/photo_preview.php?photoId=3153665

Ned Raggett, Monday, 6 October 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I'd be envious of that, except I feel like she's going to wind up with back problems.

Sara R-C, Monday, 6 October 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

karl lagerfeld seems to have said something to upset that nice spanish milkmaid woman

some call him "crazy", some call him NEWTIMES JESUS (John Justen), Monday, 6 October 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link


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