mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

i wish my name were ruud black beyonce

I'd like to hear you going before a judge to change it to THAT.

you are all awesome!!

also i just kicked my friend's ass at scrabble (irl scrabble, not internets) and am feeling really proud!

Oooh, good work! I feel like my internets Scrabble is way better than irl Scrabble. I should play more offline.

First hour or so of The Shining is just as creepy as I remember, btw

i like irl because no one can cheat! and it means you get to hang out with cool people.

I don't get to play it often irl because it's easier to play one turn at a time whenever than it is to spend an hour or two actually playing. But at least the kids are old enough where they don't try to take the tiles anymore. (Not only aggravating, but also CHOKING HAZARDS OMG).

I think I spent a good deal of the 4th of July last summer getting my ass handed to me at irl Scrabble. That may be the last time I played that way!

i like irl cause no one can cheat!

It is true that that is a nice feature.

My online win/loss ratio probably doesn't prove that I don't cheat - merely suggests it. I have learned a LOT from playing a lot of online games, but somehow not enough to not consistently lose to better players (HI DERE and my friend 4ndr3w are way, way better than me).

Basically if it is an online word game, I'm in, but I am not very good. ;_;

i have found that i got a ton better at word twist from repetitive playing. i do not like pathwords, though.

i am watching bring it on now. man, i love this movie.

I watched some of over the top this morning a+++++++++++++++++++

Y'know, after an hour and a half of walking around Chicago and watching drunk types pour out of the bars, I like to relax with a nice BEER IN THE SHOWER.

SRSLY GUYS.

(P.S. First beer of the night, so this is not a Drunk Post)

Also, I am sooooooo bad at Scrabble, it's really embarrassing. I mean, terrible. I don't think I've ever managed to play a word that was more than four letters in my entire Scrabble playing history.

OH HAI have been out of commission due to evilllll lunch on Wednesday. Who knew I could barf my way to a virtual hernia through the joy of dodgy Turkish food?

Ugh! I'm glad you're better suzy!

xp You would get better if you played all the time. It's true with Scrabble. I'm not totally convinced about Word Twist.

i am glad to see that i am not the only vocal proponent of the always awesome BOWER on this board.

oh no suzy! that sounds horrible :( hope you are feeling better!

A bit. I didn't have to wait long at Emergency, there were no drunks in front of me. Had to give up a shift on farmer's market, an art opening and after-dinner of friend, and meeting of expat Dems with Howard Dean today, plus had wanted to go see ILX bnads play (though cheapo barbecue part of prix fixe, did not want after toxic food shock). Bollocks.

Being sick sucks, but it's the worst when you have to miss stuff you wanted to do. Recover quickly!

Okay, Beer In The Shower fans, I am confused. Doesn't warm/hot water get into your beer? Wouldn't Beer In The Bath be more relaxing?

i don't really get it... i've never had the thought to try it, though. but yeah, i think bath would be a+++ but with a glass of wine.

its awesome, you just need a tall shelf/ledge to put it on, also COLD beer HOT shower is key.

this hyar word twist game is much more up my alley than scramble.

yeah i am digging it way more than scramble, pathwords, and scrabulous.

woah i just got 183 points in one round! good letters, that one!

I have no tall shelf in either shower ;_; SO SAD NOW

All this being said, I think it is always important to take nearly scalding showers. Possibly this is because it makes my skin look so bright red and I like to freak A. out a bit.

Hi you guys!

oh hey hi over here too!

hi from the canterbury, where the higgs and i are concluding this stupid euro game

Hi Mark and lxy and remy!

Mark, where have you been?!

Italy for the past week. And (I know this is the lamest thing ever) I have been too intimimadated by the Mollify thread to keep up lately :(

But, yay for a new thread, where I can request all messages with gay abandon!

Also I am REALLY miffed about Italy losing this evening, but, oddly, not as miffed as I expected to be. Meh.

Italy! Whoa!

The sheer number of posts could be intimidating, but hopefully not ITR-ers. Cuz that would be crazy.

I'm entirely clueless about all sports, but sorry that Italy lost (uh... whatever it is that they lost). Sounds like you're not tooooo upset anyway?

hihi everybody hi! what's the haps? how's tricks?

HITR

sadly i am hapless

but not trickless, i bet.

Hi alll

Word up y'all

I have no recollection of posting last night but it seems I did. And some pretty tedious contributions I made at that.

hey wilter howdy-do?

I'm ok. although I'm stressing the fuck out about this job interview i'm having on Wed morning. Have not been to a job interview in over 4 years :/

how are u doin? how's Jergz?

you will be great, wilter!

yes you WILL be great!

i'm doing fine, thanks. working, listening to music, taking lots of breaks.

jergins isn't here so i don't know but i assume and hope he is just dandy.

hi tehrez. what's shakin?

woah my roommate made game hens over beer cans. it was delicious!!

how are you lxy?

guess you already answered that..

woah my roommate made game hens over beer cans.

what does this mean?

you put the cavity of the bird over a can of pbr and then cook it and it gets super moist and delicious!

fancy!!

http://www.greenwayplaza.com/admin/_FileUpload/Drunken-Chicken-Cooker.jpg
like this, but with smaller bird.

and ours were in the oven bc it rained and we couldn't grill.

it's just such a kind of disgusting image, isn't it?

maybe not to meat-eaters, but the idea of a can up that bird is, well....

i'm sure it was a delightful taste treat, though, and how nice of your roommate to cook fancy for you.

they looked like little sumo wrestlers.

yummy