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oh damn. :(

can you not change the settings to have it read to you in an interesting voice. such as darth vader, or mr t? :P

Haha, a smooth British accent would make me feel my interweb fuxoring around was actually sophisticated and intellectual.

Fixed stupid assistive technology thing. Thank god.

But you should definitely turn on the smooth British accent.

If my computer talked to me in a British accent, I would probably never get up again.

Id throw mine out the window.

I have a dilemma -> Im getting one of those headaches that Im sure will turn really bad if i dont head it off at the pass with 4 advil. I seem to have left my supply at home though. The dilemma -> Do I tough it out and keep my bitchin parking spot at work or do I save my head but end up parking a mile away?

save my head by getting advil, that is

the headache will last longer than the walk from your parking spot will.

I hate headaches so I'd go get the Advil.

If it's hot in Ark. today, I would deal with the headache. A mile walk in 90-100 weather sounds worse to me. (have you asked other people if they have any?)

Definitely ask around; usually there is someone around with a supply of ibuprofen. Because it does sound too hot to be out walking.

Ask around! I didnt think of that. THX!

also its been cool in AR since the hurricane went over saturday night. 55F at 6am and the high is only 79F.

Dear Canadian Air, Please come down and visit more often, Love XOXO KB

Oooh today is going so much better than yesterday! And it is an amazing afternoon to be eating lunch outside :-). I think the fact that I slept a good 6 hours last night instead of 3 is really helping!

Isnt it weird how you can adjust to different hours of sleep. Like when beats was an infant if I got 4 straight hours i was feeling incredibly refreshed but now if im not getting 8-9 im all OHMYGOD IM SO TIRED

I just remember trying to decide whether to sleep 5 solid hours and wake up in a pool of milk or just take the 3 hour interval and get up and pump and be more comfortable and less damp.

I'm really a wimp now compared to a decade ago.

wow women are a mystery

does that mean we don't even have to try to figure them out? Woop! Thanks Dan :)

I didn't mean that. I like a good mystery. As i make a hasty retreat from previous statements, Dashiell Hammett I salute you.

Too late, girls are closed to you forever.

i have already notified the australian girls' branch.

nz now too.

the pacific islands will know within the hour.

Upper midwest women of the U.S.A. have been alerted. Sorry dude.

I will pour one out for you at the bar tonite, Nick.

Southern women are engaging shutdown processes

At least a gig full in northwest london are now full aware and the centre of a knowledge storm.

northeast corridor has been informed to avoid at all costs.

this is like, terror level red, people.

If my computer talked to me in a British accent, I would probably never get up again.

If you have google talk and a mic this could be arranged.

so tired this morning. ack.

If you have google talk and a mic this could be arranged.

Haha.

Does anyone ever feel their life slipping away? I remember last Friday and the joy of an impending weekend so well. Then the depression comes crashing down on Monday. Now joy rises because it's Thursday but hey. . didn't we just do this?

yeah so... it's thursday and already i am trying to figure out how i am going to make it through the weekend and all i have to get done... and then continue on for another week of it... ugh.

Yes, you and Sara are in a different predicment. :)

im totally getting a life slipping away feeling. im having some crazy hissyfits that occasionally reach panic attack levels about it. if something that has to be done is going to take a few months I freak out thinking about how that time was/is going to be wasted and I’ll never get it back. probably just temporary fallout from having kid and watching her grow so quick and having husband w/ cancer, i guess.

oh yeah, and getting mfing old

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Wow Sunny, I was gone awhile and missed out on the latter. I'm very sorry.

he's fine now but it took some major surgery and 6 months of chemo. i hardly have anything to complain about. it could have been worse and it wasnt me having crazy drugs pumped into me for 5 hours straight every fortnight.

That's good to hear. Still, a lot of stress to endure. Panic attacks totally make stress.

theyre kind of a annoying, i guess. ill think my way out of all this when i get less lazy. still time is passing way too quickly.

god, i know this feeling. i was so stressed about finding work, and i thought getting a job - any job - would ease that stress, but i almost feel worse. every day i wake up and think about how i'm almost 30 and i work in a shitty retail job, have a useless university education, and basically no career prospects. it's extremely depressing, and i feel like i'm running out of time to make any radical changes to the path i'm on.

i'm not particularly ambitious, i don't have huge aspirations for a career, i'd just like a job that i don't hate. technically, my job isn't that bad, and i keep trying to remind myself that i could be doing something way worse, on less pay. but this doesn't seem to be working.

Good lord, I feel that MY LIFE IS SLIPPING AWAY all the time. My son is ten years old and his feet are nearly as big as mine, plus I'm not going to graduate from this program and be able to get a job until I'm 39 and I'm just going further and further into debt.

sunny, PP's cancer story was amazingly honest and scary to read. I do hope he's well. (And if anyone missed that thread, go find it and read it).

RR - hang in there; I feel the same way sometimes.

Mark C - you crack me up.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/09/18/minneapolis.bridge.ap/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

this is like the exact opposite of the Leonard Zakum Bridge experience

My life is not slipping away, then again I am a relaxed vampire.

cool, gimme $11,000

my life is totally slipping away. i'm tired. how to fix?!

let it go, this side of slippage is quite fun.

Well, for the tired part, I'd say a glass of wine and a nap would be a good start...

"The Relaxed Vampire" would have been Anne Rice's greatest novel if she hadn't suddenly gotten Jesus. Alas.