mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

Surprise!

Sara, I didn't know you had it in you.

lol you haven't known her as long as some of us

I seem so innocent and kind.

hahahaha Dan

(btw Thursday State Fair DEFINITELY happening)

Awesome! I will re-confirm with my babysitter.

Uh, and prepare to eat CHEESE CURDS

squeak, squeak

I seem so innocent and kind.

Such deceit!

Deceit is my middle name, mon ami.

i went to four nz-equivalent 'proms': the first with my older bro as my date (acceptable in nz, as long as you don't start kissing or seductively dancing together); he got me and my friends completely stoned (we were 15) beforehand, then ditched us about 15mins after we got there, saying he had work early in the morning (it was a lie, he had a big party to go to).

that is a very shocking post if you miss the word "don't" on your first readthrough

NZ really would be a special place...

It seems only appropriate to link this story here:

http://vegasblog.latimes.com/vegas/2008/08/erotic-heritage.html

Did I mention that, after this Saturday, I will have another entry for the minor embarrassments thread?

SPILL WAHT WAHT TELLALL NOW NOW

ned, i saw that bakery place with the name i can't remember how to spell (and i don't want to load this whole thread to see it) azrime...something. i went in but there wasn't anything particularly appealing to me. i might, however, go back sometime and get a vegan chocolate scone for jordan.

INSTEAD i bought little debbie nutty bars! yum! and a whole bunch of stuff to make semi-vegan/vegan burgers with.

What: me dressing up like SPIDERMANG
Where: 3-year-old's birthday party
Why: helping out a desperate friend who ran down the other candidates as follows:

the father - "His dad has to be there! He can't be Spiderman, too!"
best friend - "He offered to do it but he'll be recovering from surgery."
best friend's partner - "Oh god no! He has woman hips."

Basically the only positive I am taking from this is that I don't have woman hips.

PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE PLZ

Also I have learned it is apparently cheaper to buy a Spiderman costume than it is to rent one (???)

it costs a lot to get the semen stains out of the rental spiderman costumes

ow

having the skin on the back of your neck crawl so hard you end up with a flesh mullet: c/d?

hahahahahaha i do what i can

OMG I WANT TO SEE DAN IN A SPIDERMAN COSTUME

John... gah, I'm actually so grossed out that I'm speechless.

I keep thinking of stuff to add to the minor embarrassments thread, but somehow it all seems to mundane next to everyone else's. Ooooh, I threw up on my desk in first grade. Who didn't?

Apparently the costume is my "gift" for doing this.

Maybe I'll wear it to the Fair!

Friend: (to J031) He can wear it for Halloween.
J031: Have you EVER seen either of us dress up for Halloween?
Friend: Well, now you can! You should by a Catwoman costume.
J031: waht

Wow, I would dearly love to have you two come to my door on Halloween dressed that way. My kids would be so excited!

Also TEH ROFFLES.

I fear that a Spiderman costume might be too warm to wear to the Fair, but otherwise I'm all for it.

(I'll be walking behind you... about 500 feet.)

This thread title looks more like an Aphex Twin video every week. That's all. Thanks.

wtf mpls

what have we done to you now?

also, when booze?

Hey gbx. How's school?

John, I think you know the answer to that question, at least for yourself.

woah booze. my old friend. wow.

Sounds like you're having a good night. (?)

I ate a bunch of peanut butter M&Ms, which have got to be as addictive as crack. YUM

i had a lovely evening with mussels and then drinks at w village piano bar where ppl sing along to broadway songs. i realize i do not know any of the words to anything except most of 'on my own' and 'part of your world.' also i think m4rv1n h4ml1sch was there for a while which is funny bc i have spoken to him on the phone many times but was still afraid to go say hi.

I am afraid to think about how many Broadway songs I know. There's no good reason for me to know them.

(Also, tehresa, thanks to you now my morning is going to be full of "when I'm down and I'm feeling bluuuuuue, I close my eyes so I can be with yooooooooouuuuu," which, uh, I wasn't planning. Yesterday it was that version of "Bang Bang" that's at the beginning of Kill Bill, Vol. 1, so at least it's something new for the day...)

PS You should have said "hi!"

oooh that's roseanne cash i think (bang bang)? lovvvvve that. i always wish they had it at karaoke, but htey never do.

i have been investigating and it appears this man looks like him some time ago. most recent photos would indicate it was not him, unless he de-aged somewhat and lost like 50 lbs in the last year.

Is it Roseanne Cash? I have no idea, but I did think, "hmmmm, is there a soundtrack to this that I could by?" by the end of the movie. You'll be horrified to note that I have the Cher version of that song on my iPod.

He could have de-aged and lost 50 pounds in the last year if he had been following Oprah's buddy Dr. Oz's advice. (I watched Oprah for the first time in about 10 years the other day and that was the topic)

the version in Kill Bill is the Nancy Sinatra one.

oh yeah that's what i meant. all the way to work i was like 'wait not roseanne cash that other chick related to a famous dude!'

attn: "Paper Planes" is fucking awesome

also #5 on the Billboard charts

ALL I WANNA DO IS *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
AND A *SHWIP* *KA-CHING*
AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

do you do a little pantomime to it? i have, but usually when i'm half in the bag.

haha practically every time I hear it, yes

xp Thanks for the info, John.

Okay, what is "Paper Planes?" (I can't even go to iTunes to listen to a clip because of my %^&*ing ISP, so just tell me all about it)

it appears to be an MIA song

yup, it is the song that's been getting played during the commercials/trailers for "Pineapple Express"