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Hi guys! I just got home from a birthday party for a 5 year old.

Apparently J told her babysitter last night that she wanted an invitation for a makeover to be sent to her. By pterodactyl. I have no idea where these ideas come from.

who is pterodactyl?

i would like an invitation for a makeover.

Yeah, I think she wants a prehistoric animal to deliver a makeover party invitation.

Also, apparently a sophomore in high school's makeup collection is more appealing than mine somehow. ;_;

this makes sense. something exotic and new is always more fun to the kiddies.

thats why meth is product testing so well in the midwest

Kids these days.

actually i think most of the ones around here have moved on to burning tiny pinholes in their brains with salvia

how exactly does that work?

cuz it sounds painful

IT ENTER THROUGH TEH LUNG AND THEN IT PUT THE TINY HOLE IN TEH BRANE WHICH MAEK THEM ASK ME THE SAME QUESTIONS 10000 TIMES

but hey their teeth look great, so its a fair tradeoff

You made that sound strangely like a smokable form of Mad Cow Disease. EW

you can only get mad cow disease from smoking a cow what smoke another cow

how is hoel made?

with figurativedness it is maed

what i am saying here is that there are a bunch of dumb motherfuckers that buy guitars that like to tell me how CRAZY their HALLUCINATIONS are that they get from (pssst smoking the salvia, dude) and as long as they're here which end of the cable goes into the guitar and which goes into the amp,yo?!???!?

oh salvia!!! i kept reading as saliva!!!!!!!! lolol

but yes kids are idiots.

one of them i recognize as a former irritating WICKED KLOWN JUGGALO NINJA dude that used to come in with terrible witekid cornrows until early onset lol male pattern baldness whooops.

Wow.

Also I had not heard of salvia before. It sounds impressively awful.

AND I have to say taht John's customer base sounds very interesting and informative.

sara get jj to link u to some youtube salvia vids you will have a ball

It can't be any worse than my usual Saturday night plans.

actually just start here & follow the yellow brick road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp2V6NXCkE0

I take it back: that was completely depressing.

ha wtf was depressing about that??

It reminded me a lot of taking care of really sick, out of it people in the hospital, tbh.

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dont dont dont watch any more then - but at least that guy was totally voluntarily & sensibly out of it (see duct tape over ignition) & also voluntarily posted that to youtube specifically so we could laugh at it

Yes, the voluntary part of is kind of a double-edged sword for me - but you're right; it's his option, and that is better. I'm just staid and old and I don't get the appeal!

Speaking of depressing, I suppose I should get on my treadmill. ;_; Wow I'd rather be napping.

wow i just had about two hours of phone time discussing this job wherein my advisor essentially yelled at me for taking it and every other person i talked to told me i made the right decision. i think they win.

oh hay guyz i am going to see that puppet pirate rock opera in july if anyone wants to come along!

http://files.datawire.nl/uploads/o8901cyyFFFsz0gM9JcMRQ/qgwbAQlqmiKrCVVJne71PQ/203-_VHN2090.jpg

orange tears

russia, i hate you

t, tell yr advisor dell said he's an idiot

thanks, dell <3 i'm sure she will be thrilled to hear that. i kind of want to tell her myself...

man, now i have a fucking headache.

she is pissed because a) i got this without using her connections/network but rather my own networking/skillz and b) i called and told the guy i'd do it before i got to talk to her (because she is not in the office during the summer and had not yet responded to my messages/emails and i told him i'd get in touch by end of week and it was friday at 4:30 what am i supposed to do?). she would rather i become indigent while 'networking' and waiting for the 'perfect' job to roll along... right. sorry i don't have a husband and/or trust fund to rely on like the rest of my classmates, lady.

sorry bout yr team, dude :(

hello, good morning, congratulations tehresa, commiserations dell.

I basically have no patience for people with their ideals so far up their asses that they don't care what the actual effects on people's lives are. The job sounds fine, and in this economy, having one is a damned good start ffs. Especially if it is in the area you actually WANT to work in!

I mean, seriously, DUH.

Anyway, hugs to dell, OF COURSE. (I do get into my own little rants; sorry)

i got presents! am at the shoe store for my last shift and there were fancy guylian chocolates, a pretty card with a really nice inscription and yellow roses. and i got a card last night from these three guys at the restaurant (one of whom is a priest who i actually made an off-colour joke to the first time he dined there, and then his friend told me he is a priest)

Wow, that's cool on all accounts!

tehresa rules
rubyredd rules
dell rules (sorry but netherlands lol)
sara rules
deeznuts rules
jj rules

no-one else has posted in the past while

i am mother-finf drunk

i posted in the past while.

eeeeeeeeek

estela rules x 10000000 for my sin of omission

i forgive you, ut11, i am quite gracious like that.

your humble servant estela

*bows*

i didn't know you meant 'rules' literally.

estela rules despite your sins

i wish my name were ruud

PEOPLES ROOLS

hestelo

hello!

but also goodbye because i am going out for lunch now.