mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

Remy, if they want you to do the job instead of other dude then they a) consider you a better bet and b) don't think the other dude is the best choice. If you turn it down then they'd be promoting other dude unwillingly - or of course they'll promote/hire a third party and you'll both miss out.

It will almost always be the case that someone misses out in cases like this. You, however, have clearly earned the promotion by being better at your job than other dude. It's a reward to you, not a slap to the other guy. Turning it down would be cutting off your nose to spite your face.

(though of course it does you credit that you have moral concerns)

what he said. also - how close/friendly are you with the other guy? there may be some discomfort/tension at first, but it will eventually blow over i'd bet.

Remy, if you want it, take it. While it's good that you're such a thoughtful person passing over something that's good for you in that situation is a little too alturistic .

wtf dude, TAKE THE JOB

ALWAYS TAKE THE JOB (unless it involves messy killing) (and even then it depends on the $$$)

For enough money, Dan will engage in messy killing, and also cleaning up after messy killing.

Also, I've been having minor hysterics at my computer reading the "one hundred minor embarrassments" thread. Especially any of it that involves Dan's parents.

So thanks, remy, for starting that one. I'm just sorry I didn't see it when it started!

So last night Ed from London, his girlfriend Erica, my friend Heina and I had a great meal at a Mexican spot near campus. Ask Ed about the flan when you all see him at the end of the month.

Oh and BLACK B and Fluffy Bear are deputized by me to introduce Ed to the wonders of local beer, hooch and other spirits, as he has a deep and abiding interest in these matters depending on where he visits. As one ought to have.

arghhhh boss' neighbor borrows car. leaves note it is in spot that is good til tues am. being that i don't get here til 10, i assume it's in one of the spots that expires at 11:30. went to move it a min ago and it was in a 'no parking 9-10:30 spot' and has a ticket. oooh that's just gonna make his return SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

maybe this will lead him to let me leave before the 2 weeks are up...

but wtf i am not a valet!

go park it somewhere where it's likely to get towed away and you'll be outta there by noon.

lollll. i just talked to the nicest lady in minnesota, though!

i never met a Minnesotan I didn't like.

anyone want to go to my next interview for me? I'm tired of being friendly and engaging and interesting and enthusiastic. None of those attributes are very "me".

"We are looking for a contemptuous asshole here at Scumfuck Insurance."

Hmm, insurance doesn't really do it for me. Are Scumfuck by any chance involved in any other contemptuous fields?

good morning itr

i has to go sit in the social security office of oakland today w/ lots of crazy people for probably several hours. then i have to go to berkeley on my own and hand in a job application.

also: when we got home yesterday there were about 20 police cars and a sealed-off area just one block from where we live. apparently there had been a dude on the loose with a gun.

we're thinking about moving maybe soon

ok all i read there was hand job application...

tehresa!!!!

(i thought of a crass reply but figured i should keep it to myself... ;))

hahaha. sorry. my eyes... they just shot right to it. oh man i missed the police bit. sorry!!!! that is scary :( we had police helicopters and a swat team outside our window once as a guy had tried to shoot a cop at the bodega on the corner. eeeeks!

Good lord you guys are all having serious Mornings.

Glad everyone is still okay...

Ned, I want to hear more about that flan.

(Now how crass is that? Someone talks about a crazed gun-toting nut in their neighborhood and I want to hear about custard.)

mmm flan. i am hungry. there was a chick on my train this morning with a chocolate croissant that i kind of wanted to jump her for. she was eating it so slowly to taunt everyone.

omg chocolate croissant sounds so good right now

mmmm crazed gun-toting nuuuuuuuut.

um, k it is lunch time! hahaha. i am going out for mexican tonight though, so i think it might be a salad day.

flan salad.

The flan is above and beyond description. It was THAT good. Get Ed to try and describe it for you, he might find the words.

SO creamy, caramelly, not in any way gelatinous like bad flan can be, thick, unctuous tasty goodness.

There, what he said.

okay, so flan = creme caramel.

NOMERIFFIC

in other flan-related news, i have received a job offer.

It should be salad day for me but I'm about to go to the taqueria with co-workers. Ate too much yesterday too. will pay for it.

i got an awesome rug~

Regrettably the first thing I thought of was "A toupee?"

xp Congratulations, Nick! I take it that you will be making or selling flan, then.

t(^_^t)

no it's this crazy angela adams rug, she's apparently a vv good designer. it completes my living room!

CONGRATS NICKTOELEVEN

Did I tell you guys about the knife fight that happened in the building next door to us? That was unfun.

yay nick!!

mmm unctuous.

i am eating salad.

knife fite?! nooooo! ppl need to SIMMER DOWN

i'm having this dope maple pecan cereal and green tea. also: a banana

IFANKYOUIFANKYOUALL. COULDNTHAVEDUNNITWIVOUTCHOO.

in my experience, knife fights are bad. which is no experience. so maybe they are good?

congratz nick! is this the job that you don't really want?

also dan: you win - a nextdoor-knifefight totally trumps a block-away man-with-gun.

can you tell i'm putting off going to the social security office

there was a chopped up corpse found in the garbage bin of a liquor store i go to sometimes. but this was awhile ago.

i has an xbox360

wave goodbye, literacy and productivity!

can one of you guys come to the SSO with me? i'm gonna be stuck there for ages and yesterday when i went, it was full of weirdos ;_;

i would gladly go with you if i could! would beat work!

Hmmmm, someone dumped a murdered body on a friend of mine's property (they have a farm outside of Cannon Falls). This was back in 1987 or 88 or so. I still like to give her a hard time about that.

RR, I wish I could go with you. I have to take 4lex to camp and then take J to meet her first grade teacher. GOOD LUCK, YOU'LL DO GREAT

woah sara hardcore!

What are the odds it was done by someone we know? 3-1?