mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

i have finally made it home after a very long day. so glad to be here!
how was lib?

libcrypt was way cool, really nice dude.

1. Snowblowers are awesome and this year pretty much necessary
2. I hope that guy was okay, too; good for you for calling 911. I hope your FAP was enjoyable other than that!
3. Yay, tehresa made it home!

j. and j. and lib and his wife = all the roxor. :-)

Ned! Have to solve a California mystery over the hols concerning relatives who owned a giant construction company in LA/OC in early C20, can you help? They built, amongst other things, Huntington Beach Pier.

Wow, J -- glad you guys called 911! Mental image of all these people just driving away as if nothing more than a stuck car not cool, good thing you tried to alert someone and w/o sounding like a hippy, good karma there.. Also sounds like you had a fab birthday. Me, just killing time until Mom gets back from Florida at 1am.

Justine and Jordan were totally great peeps and I was seriously awed by meeting the (in)famous Ned R! A+++ FAP; would fap again!

i'm so jealous of this fap!

Me, too!!!!!

It were great it were.

S., let me get back to you on your question later in the week when I can more readily get hold of people who might know...

Thanks Ned, I'm looking for stuff that happened btwn 1912-1920, hit me up on Facebook as don't want to incur the wrath of the interweb, if you know what I mean! All the stuff is on public records that are ringfenced so genealogy obsessives will pay for the info. We're trying to find out what happened to a family trust.

^^^ suzy has made us all afraid of the genealogy mafia!

fuck the genealogy mafia with beesticks

What's a geneaology mafia? I hope it's not the DAR or somesuch, my gran wouldn't join on principle (I didn't blame her).

I just think it's wrong that I can't check all voter, census or newspaper records to find out WTF happened to my great-grandfather, his father and his uncle.

I think the important question here is "what is a beestick?!"

Oh, that too.

Damn, I'm bored. I've done the shoveling and idiot cold-callers keep phoning my mom's landline and when she is not home, they ask if they can phone tomorrow. Finally I said 'on Christmas Eve?' Use your brain OH WAIT you're in a call centre QED.

"beestick" = "stick with bees on it"

Thanks for that clarification, Daniel.

suzy, being bored is bad. I have no good suggestions other than to hide in a warm bed and read trashy fiction. I would do that myself, except I have articles to read and online "discussion questions" to answer.

I'm still none the wiser as to waht is genealogy mafia.

I'm going Uptown and Downtown momentarily, it's much warmer than it was, but first a little lunch so I don't pig out on the road.

"genealogy mafia" = "something that gets created when Sara misreads one of your posts"

OIC> We'll miss you and Joei when drinking later this week!

Likewise (only when I say "later this week" I mean "tonight" ^_^)

"genealogy mafia" = "something that gets created when Sara decides to make up new organizations that should exist if they don't"

Can I start drinking now, plz?

NO

^^^ v.v. mean

Wow, Christmas makes John MEAN.

as long as i am at work, no one drinks

to give you all an idea of my mood, the last set of customers i had were a mom and her 15 year old daughter, who told me to "go fuck myself" when i asked her if she could put out her grape-scented blunt while she was in the store.

sara - a blunt is a kind of cigar, often used as a marijuana cigarette.

It's good to know that the same spirit of Christmas is embodied in shoppers every year.

(More seriously, UGH, how did you not punch them? Also, I'm boggling over anyone smoking *anything* that is grape-scented. WTF)

I have made a huge mistake in starting to read Charlotte's Web out loud to J. We're getting to the end, and it is REALLY getting to me.

Sara I am now going to eat SOME PIG in salami form perhaps.

Oh, and BONUS ran into Matos in Macy's.

okay, suzy, you make me lol, so THANX

Hey guys. I've been cooking and cleaning non-stop since Friday. Just finished a cheesecake and am going to have a glass of wine and a bite before collapsing.

Tomorrow I'm off to the in-laws and then rushing back home before my family descends like locusts on Thursday.

I hope you're all well and FINISHED WITH SCHOOL

:)

Susan, good luck with all that holiday-ing! I hope you can relax and enjoy a bit. (Glass of wine can't hurt, right?)

My in-laws won't be here until the 28, so I have a bit of time before I panic about the house.

Anyway, travel safely, Susan, and merry Christmas!!!

Holy F'in shit. . .I was just looking at the recipe of the cheesecake I made. Calories per serving: 754

I cannot in good conscience serve this. Jesus. I should have noticed that first.

Ya'll have a good holiday too. Pls stay warm mlps. I worry about you getting buried beneath snow or something.

hello friends.

i am v tired.

susan, just cut slivers!

after todays lovely retail experience, i am going to get stultifyingly drunk. and then i am going to crawl out of bed and do it all again tomorrow. uuuuuggggggghhh

aw, hang in there, man :-\

yuck, sorry you're working retail. I've been super-nice to every retail-worker I've run into lately. You definitely deserve it.

So you're done with school Tza? yay :)

This cake is made with two lbs of cream cheese, heavy whipping cream, crushed oreos and chocolate sauce. Nobody's just going to eat a sliver. . .

thx guys but by owning a store i kind of have to accept that i signed up for this, so you dont have to have too much sympathy really

oh holy shit i didn't even read what you just said about that cake WAU

ok i have started a fire in the fireplace that is splitting the difference between "raging" and "out of control" so things are getting better.

Well you deserve some sympathy for this being the craziest time of the year for your business and for losers smoking fruity blunts in your store.

I wish I had a fireplace. Though I won't discuss the total lack of usefulness for it here or you'll yell at me.

Happy almost holidays?

DUDE JOHN LET'S LIVEBLOG GETTING DRUNK TOGETHER IN DIFFERENT LOCALES

this should be goood

okay one thing I have learned already: don't pour JD in the dark, oops

;_; I think John is already drunk and making out with hot chix, whereas my hot chix is passed out on the couch from getting 6 hours of sleep over the past 2 days ;_;