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Raise a ruckus.

These guys clearly don't know how to fix the problem, but the trouble I'm having is twofold: 1. I don't want to change my email address because it's a huge pain and 2. I feel kind of sorry for the morons. Objectively I know that I'm paying them for a product I'm not getting, but I want to give them the chance to fix it. But at a certain point, very soon, I'm going to have to just move to a different provider because I need full internet access for school.

need moar banter. i can not stay awake. checking in "i dreamed a dream" right now and i kind of just want to go do that.

Okay, here is something random:

I had a dream last night that I went to a movie theater to see West Side Story. However, the film kept being stopped so that people could act out portions of it in the theater. One of the people in the theater was Tim Conway (is he even alive anymore?!). Tim started acting out part of it, but then got very irritable and quit, claiming that he "owned the copyright on this part," and then he stalked out.

I feel sure that, somehow, this is a commentary on the McCain campaign.

wark is wark is wark is wark is wark is wark

Okay I am trying to get rid of some of the junk and clutter in our house. I just discovered a treasure, though. Shrinky Dinks!

The problem is that now I want to stop decluttering and play with the Shrinky Dinks, too.

HEY GUYS MY FRIDAY PLANS WENT FROM "ATTEND BACKYARD PARTY IN OH" TO "SIT IN AN AIRPORT ON THE INTERNET" so middle fingers to all of you.

We still love you, Dan. And if you were here, you could totally make Shrinky Dinks with us.

Get home safe, okay?

I think I'm gonna get home DANGEROUS

You'll feel better after you get to vent to J031 in person. (At least that is how it works for me...)

wtf are shrinky diks?

!!!!!!!o_O!!!!!!!

you poor deprived soul

oh lol, wait, i'm just old

woah did not even notice the typo there LOL

hahaha

Shrinky Dinks are this weird, easy art project where you make designs in colored pencil or marker on the Shrinky Dink material, cut it out, and then bake it up so that it shrinks - and gets thicker and harder.

(I'm sorry, but I'm cracking up at my own description here).

You can make little earrings or key chains or whatever out of them.

woah.

shrinky dinks will keep your family together

Also, sometimes they kind of curl up while you bake them, which is a vast disappointment to everyone concerned. Usually it's just one or two that do that, though.

whoa, tza, those are some hardcore detailed Shrinky Dinks they are showing

interesting that they make this claim of keeping families together yet the father is mysteriously absent from the video.

i am going to yell at my mother for not letting us have those when we were kids!

It's not too late; you can probably still buy them for yourself now!

I think we got ours through the Chinaberry catalog/website.

But still, go ahead and yell. Then report back.

That looks like the kind of wholesome activity I no longer engage in as much as perhaps I should. I would like to shrink more and drink less.

I do still with lego though.

My husband is a Lego fanatic. If my ISP ever starts working properly again (or I switch), I'll post a picture of him making the Star Wars Star Destroyer. It is going to be enormous. I have no clue where we're going to put it.

The only appropriate thing to do is to sell your children and use the vacated space as a display venue for the Star Destroyer.

where is wilter

where is lxy

where is N.I.C.K.

xp I don't think that would be enough space.

lxy's on an island

Think outside the BOX Sara. He has clearly made a lot of sacrifices and gone to a great deal of effort to build a star destroyer that will only please and benefit you and surely cause your home to appreciate in value. You owe him.

An island?!

Nick, you are right. I can probably look forward to living in the Star Destroyer. Although I hope we don't actually, you know, destroy any stars. A person has to draw the line somewhere.

hi ruby, et al. yes it's true, i am on an island.

lxy is it a secret island or can you tell us where it is geographically/metaphorically located

thank god for free-movie websites or i might have been eaten alive by boredom the last 4 days. i am currently watching juno.

I liked Juno a lot. (I love Alison Janney and I adore Jason Bateman, so that was a good start.)

lxy, are you on Paradise Island? With Wonder Woman? I always wanted to go there.

bainbridge?

juliet on lost is from bainbridge, yet another reason to love that island

however that's not where i am

so mysterious

i stayed on bainbridge the 1 time i went to seattle. vv pretty. v nice view!

the sea, oh the sea is the gradh geal mo croide
long may it stay between england and me
it's a sure guarantee that some hour we'll be free
oh, thank god we're surrounded by water

hahahahahahaha hello soooooo drunk hi kids hi

My evening -- 88 drummers, loud Japanese feedback, omelettes.

My evening involved far fewer drummers. MOI = JALOUSE.

Haha. (I am cruel.)

Out of sheer bitterness and spite I hereby declare it my mission to search out and experience 89 drummers.

Results 1 - 5 of 5 for "89 drummers". (0.20 seconds)

well that was easier than expected.

omg I kayaked from 56th st to the statue of liberty and back and now I am so exhausted! Have to go to south bk for some concert involving African music and Ligeti's son. I am going to fall asleep!!

I took a nap from 11 am to 1 pm. I am officially ridiculous.