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aww

<3

i wanna go! but maybe not for 5 hours.

5 rockin hours

ok then maybe.

if they were SUPER rockin

I would go to Japan for 5 hours, but only if I were on that side of the planet anyway. I spent 2 months recovering from teh virus I caught when I was there in 1996! (Or maybe I caught it on one of the flights...)

Good night you guys. I drank a lot of wine with my sushi and I am pretty sleeeepy now. But happy Saturday anyway!

aww, night sara!
i am booze free today (amazing, innit?)

hey that makes two of us and yeah wow pat on the back to us both

XXX straight edge XXX

not straight edge wine with phone date will not catch 2 month virus YES SUPER DUPER rockin 5 hours

i think i sort of understand that! :D ^_^

this is all you need to know: YES SUPER DUPER

:::::::::)))))))))))

oh and also: wine

hey tehresa, congrats! Plz to get representation for by wife

dear itr

i had an awesome night last night

today the dutch are going to kill russia

truly i am blessed

HLLO I AM AT WARK AND CAME HERE FOR THE FUNNYTIME STUFF BAH WO BIST DU?

OH HAI

Hi guys! I just got home from a birthday party for a 5 year old.

Apparently J told her babysitter last night that she wanted an invitation for a makeover to be sent to her. By pterodactyl. I have no idea where these ideas come from.

who is pterodactyl?

i would like an invitation for a makeover.

Yeah, I think she wants a prehistoric animal to deliver a makeover party invitation.

Also, apparently a sophomore in high school's makeup collection is more appealing than mine somehow. ;_;

this makes sense. something exotic and new is always more fun to the kiddies.

thats why meth is product testing so well in the midwest

Kids these days.

actually i think most of the ones around here have moved on to burning tiny pinholes in their brains with salvia

how exactly does that work?

cuz it sounds painful

IT ENTER THROUGH TEH LUNG AND THEN IT PUT THE TINY HOLE IN TEH BRANE WHICH MAEK THEM ASK ME THE SAME QUESTIONS 10000 TIMES

but hey their teeth look great, so its a fair tradeoff

You made that sound strangely like a smokable form of Mad Cow Disease. EW

you can only get mad cow disease from smoking a cow what smoke another cow

how is hoel made?

with figurativedness it is maed

what i am saying here is that there are a bunch of dumb motherfuckers that buy guitars that like to tell me how CRAZY their HALLUCINATIONS are that they get from (pssst smoking the salvia, dude) and as long as they're here which end of the cable goes into the guitar and which goes into the amp,yo?!???!?

oh salvia!!! i kept reading as saliva!!!!!!!! lolol

but yes kids are idiots.

one of them i recognize as a former irritating WICKED KLOWN JUGGALO NINJA dude that used to come in with terrible witekid cornrows until early onset lol male pattern baldness whooops.

Wow.

Also I had not heard of salvia before. It sounds impressively awful.

AND I have to say taht John's customer base sounds very interesting and informative.

sara get jj to link u to some youtube salvia vids you will have a ball

It can't be any worse than my usual Saturday night plans.

actually just start here & follow the yellow brick road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp2V6NXCkE0

I take it back: that was completely depressing.

ha wtf was depressing about that??

It reminded me a lot of taking care of really sick, out of it people in the hospital, tbh.

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dont dont dont watch any more then - but at least that guy was totally voluntarily & sensibly out of it (see duct tape over ignition) & also voluntarily posted that to youtube specifically so we could laugh at it

Yes, the voluntary part of is kind of a double-edged sword for me - but you're right; it's his option, and that is better. I'm just staid and old and I don't get the appeal!

Speaking of depressing, I suppose I should get on my treadmill. ;_; Wow I'd rather be napping.

wow i just had about two hours of phone time discussing this job wherein my advisor essentially yelled at me for taking it and every other person i talked to told me i made the right decision. i think they win.

oh hay guyz i am going to see that puppet pirate rock opera in july if anyone wants to come along!