mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

i will not be sleeping much 2nite

me either

BROS IN DELIRIUM!!!!!

hey me either but that is mostly due to videogames and tying one on in preparation for HOLIDAY RETAIL GAAAAAAHHH

i just put on a pot of coffee

attempted to purchase "new old formula" schlitz tonight but it was $10 a 12 pack. WTF SCHLITZ U KRAZY

I think John should be forced to take the biochem test, do tza's project, and write these interventions for breastfeeding assistance for new moms for me.

I'm sure the three of us would be happy to deal with the store for him in exchange.

I'm frankly boggling over the notion of "new old formula" schlitz.

i mean, improving your cheap shitty beer only works if it remains cheap. i suspect some Grain Belt Premium style shenanigans here.

i will totally work the store in exchange for project doing because i have worked xmas retail including arguing with a woman over the guitar strings she was buying for her son/the fact that she was a bitch and cut in line

I have had xmas customers throw pantyhose at me. Also, one guy at the bookstore really seemed to want to come behind the counter and kill me because he didn't like how long it was taking me to give him his $2.11 back for the remaindered Peggy Noonan book he was returning.

WHY DOES MY BOOK NOT ADDRESS PROPER LATCHING OFF AS WELL AS PROPER LATCHING ON?! ffs, if you just pull the baby off your breast, you're TOTALLY going to get sore and bleeding nipples. DUH

best is when people wanted a discount on a shopworn book because "it's a gift"

xp ugh

if only mr miyagi had taught daniel-san those procedures

^^^weirdest La Leche League educational film idea ever

argh, I just wound up changing my intervention plan, but that really annoys me that the book doesn't address that, especially since I took care of a woman who had just that problem.

lol my gluestick is purple appparently it is for kids

srsly when it is 1:12 am and you are saying 'oh shit i lost my toilet!' to yourself, that is a bad sign!!!!!

also a bad sign is when you compile a binary with debugging code for an incredibly pissed-off client in the UK and it completely breaks your search interface and there doesn't seem to be anything you can do about it

omg nooooo

they're going to be at work in like 30 minutes and I have nothing for them

good news: i found my toilet

ugh I hate sending "sorry guys, I failed" emails

Wait, shouldn't you be sleeping by now, Dan?

Also, anyone who doesn't understand "yeah, the computer got the best of me this time" is basically not human.

THE COMPUTERS ALWAYS WIN PEOPLE

also I'm concerned about tehresa and her gluestick.

yes actually I should be sleeping and not writing shitty VB code but this is my life now

I have sunk so low that I AM WATCHING CARSON DALY AND FINDING IT FUNNY (altho some mitigation can be found in his first guest being Aisha Tyler)

lol he keeps saying "The Cure" because they're going to be on tomorrow and the crowd is predictably losing their shit

lol I luv Aisha Tyler

I had a hysterical laugh attack the other night watching an ad for Valkyrie, so I feel your pain. Although I guess trying to kill Hitler might be funnier than Carson Daly... I don't even know who that is.

i just realized i have no idea how to do a section drawing for things other than plain walls. oops.

Dan, you need to get a job here in MN so that you can freeze miserably with us and laugh at stupid stuff in closer proximity.

tza, you should come, too. Purple gluesticks welcome.

Yikes, tza. I am feeling entirely absurd because I have written 34 pages about a patient who was essentially healthy; she just had a baby.

Okay, second draft complete; time to pass out for at least 8 hours.

I hope the rest of you are snug in your warm beds!

nah i just took a nap

jerk.

i am still trying to figure out section drawing oops.

i mean, it was a two hour nap from midnight to 2am, it's not like shit is hunky dory

do you get to come home and sleep after the test?

oh def! it's the last thing i have this semester ^_^

is this paper it for you?

it's not a paper, it's a hueg design project (conceive performance space, design it, draft the plans for it, program 1st 3 months, etc). i just finished the drafting, now i have to find fixtures/upholstery/write up the stuff to go with it ;_;

also i have to go to work and then go to class tomorrow night to present it and then come home and do 1 last hw assignment because apparently the prof whose final we did last night is a big giant jerk.

>:(

i hate my life so much right now!

why am i still looking for light fixtures :(

I can't believe you still have so much work Tza. Next week is xmas, that's just wrong.

Drank a little too much at the holiday party last night. Talked waay too much (although our director was drunk too so maybe she doesn't remember). And today I have three meetings. That's definitely WRONG.

I'm in MININOPLACE. A poodle is staring at me, trying to anticipate my next move.

I imagine it wants you to go for food. Hope there's some in reach.

oh man, my hour long dept-head mtg this afternoon has been extended to two hours (which means past my normal leaving-time) and it will involve touring some new facilities. Which means hiking around.

I want to bang my throbbing head on the desk.

you know what else is wrong, sara? the people in the year below me had a MUCH easier schedule this year and did not get hit with the lolhueg history final + accounting final back to back like we did. also they are done. i checked the calendar, and this does not line up with when i finished last year. i want some money back or something.

ok i am going to make 0 sense until i sleep again (because that 5-8 stint really just didn't do it for me) and if anyone gives me attitude at work today i might snap. how to breathe?

Don't even TRY to be a nice person, you will just seem punchy and sleep-deprived.

BTW did not get back to my mom's house in Mpls until gone 1.30 last night, due to Philadelphia airport shenanigans with my connecting flight (I should have been back at 9.45). Was supposed to be 3 hours layover, which would have been fine because it gave enough time for 1) pointless trip through security, AIRSIDE and 2) cheese steak. Suffice to say many new and arcane forms of delay exhibited by US Airways.

Also, can I haz PLEASE and THANK YOU from US airport security folks? Everywhere else seems to be able to manage that.

oh god that was awful

i hate you for being done!!!!!
but congrats!!