mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

WAS ONLY OWNER OF XX CHROMOSOMES IN GROUP.

Should have gone in drag...

That would be pretty severe drag!

Well, he has a good start with the hair anyway. All he needs is a curling iron and some hairspray and his coiffure would be golden.

also: breasts, a vagina

I thought the point of being in drag was that you didn't start with those things.

Perhaps I am even more naieve than I thought.

If the issue we're trying to solve is another person with XX, just dragging it up won't get us there.

Also: fundamental chromosome reboot

45 of 'em are XX ffs, what more do you want?

Somehow this got all algebra and computery on me.

Ned, you can borrow my lipstick if you need some. I've got plenty.

Too kind.

is it naptime yet?

It's always naptime somewhere. That is my philosophy.

Ned - berry shade or do you prefer something more pink and girly?

45 of 'em are XX ffs, what more do you want?

I think I just hurt myself from stifling hooting laughter.

Should have been my initial response to Suzy!

xp Don't worry, Dan... the pain will end as soon as you lose consciousness.

(Q@#*%&@

i just found out that some virus scanner has prevented every email i sent today from actually being sent.

ASD:LKGJSA:DLKGJ

Can you work around it? How frustrating!

I am still having ISP problems. I can get to Netflix, but I can't see my queue. I can see Facebook, but all I get is what you'd see if you were on an iPhone (or similar) and I can't update or do anything. Half the blogs I read are unreachable. And the geniuses at deskmedia don't have an estimate for when they are going to fix this. (so yeah, if it's still "we don't know" by tomorrow, I'm going to have to change ISPs, email addresses... argh.)

So we can still hate on computers today, apparently!

tehresa, it's like you're stuck in Final Destination, but instead of being stalked by Death you're being stalked by Workplace Dissatisfaction

Dan, I challenge you to create and market that as a video game. It's brilliant!

Oooh, and tehresa can star, kind of like Lara Kroft.

BTW my unplayed facebook word twist games are all due to the return of the problem i was having before at home where i can't type in the words and have to click them in in order, which might make my scores in the game w/tehresa seem less like i have had a sudden cerebral hemmorage.

so yeah COMPUTERS FUK EM BAH

Argh, that sucks.

Also, HELLO. Good to know you survived the weekend!

my most recent netflix prompted me to go on a frenzy of queueing 90's era ultra-violent kung fu moovvvees

THK YOU "STORY OF RICKY-OH"

xpost yah the weekend was full of free formal dinners and crap due to relatives (not mine) in from out of town. it was awesome - next time you TCers want to go blow a ton of cash, Pazza Luna in STPL is awesome good, esp the trad mozarella/tomato salad YAAAAAAOOOOOWWWWWWWW!

there is a name for it, but it is in italian, and i am not

should i start an ITR thread devoted to the endless stream of odd movies i (or we(me and you people(if you want)(or not))if you feel interested) feel compelled to watch due to netflix y/n

y

mmmmmm, fresh mozzarella and tomatoes sooooo yummy. ENVYING

You could start that thread. The next movie I'm getting is a documentary called Ballet Russes. I certainly wouldn't be watching if it were not for Neflix, as I would have never heard of it.

Of course the only reason I know that that one is what is coming is that they emailed me with the information since I CAN'T SEE MY QUEUE. (*still bitter*)

ok i will do this later. capsule reviews. excitement for all. no one will ever read it, but it prevents blog proliferation, like zebra mussells and blue green algae

Isn't that a caprese salad? (also known as a FUCKING AWESOME salad).

love that shit

(To clarify, I was talking about the mussels and algae.)

xp found poem!

Dan - is that what that's called? LOVE IT. With fresh basil plz

Well, I do like the mussels... but those need garlic butter.

american basil doesn't taste as good as nz basil, tho: it's more sort of chemical-y tasting.

My friend Stripey makes a wonderful caprese salad for various parties. I must learn the secret, because it is a cut above all other variants I've had.

xpost RR HOW DARE YOU MOCK YOUR NEW COUNTRY'S BASIL

Really? (We can grow multiple kinds here, you know...) xp

well, i had some fresh stuff from trader joe's - which even looked totally different, the leaves were really big - and i had some on brushetta at a restaurant on the weekend.

trader joes is a house of lies when it comes to the supposed quality of its products

xpost YES CAPRESE YES YES

Hmmmm. We grow it in our backyard, in pots on our patio, but I don't know what to say it looks like... we get the seeds through Burpee.

You're in SF, so probably the restaurants are good, but some places do make bruschetta that should be tossed out rather than eaten.

I have never been to Trader Joe's. ;_;

Another cultural experience I have been DENIED

i don't really like it much, altho a lot of there stuff is super cheap.

THEIR

nommmm caprese. esp good when you are in tuscany and lunching al fresco and they give you an egg sized ball of mozz to go w/ the fresh yummy tomatoes and basil. drooool

also ys i wld like this laura crofting i wonder can i also look like angie jolie if this happens?

Dan can make anything happen through the Computer Magic.

But can Lara Crufts balance a flip-flop on her head?? UMM NO

tehresa 1 - A Jol - 0

jol out

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