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because they are in love

PROVED BY BOOZE SCIENCE (John Justen), Saturday, 13 September 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

or siamese twins

PROVED BY BOOZE SCIENCE (John Justen), Saturday, 13 September 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

hopefully not both

PROVED BY BOOZE SCIENCE (John Justen), Saturday, 13 September 2008 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i did not see the interview but on extra the body language analyst said the palin's clenched fists revealed a lot about her. exactly what, they did not say.

how do i shot sleeping? i was awake until 7 last night. i think i will go purchase sleep aids tonight.

tehresa, Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link

RED WINE

CHENG AND ENG PALIN BOOK TOUR (John Justen), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

i tried that thursday night it did not work.

tehresa, Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

FAILED BY BOOZE SCIENCE

tehresa, Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Booze science is more of an art

lol (HI DERE), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Booze science demands serious dedication and study. The correct answer would have been more red wine.

CHENG AND ENG PALIN BOOK TOUR (John Justen), Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i ran out.

tehresa, Saturday, 13 September 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

that hardly seems like boozes fault

CHENG AND ENG PALIN BOOK TOUR (John Justen), Saturday, 13 September 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

I am going to sleep for, like, 11 hours tonight. This class is kicking my butt.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i am not remotely close to finishing my homework yet but i think that melatonin and a pillow are in my future instead of the birthday party i planned on attending :(

tehresa, Sunday, 14 September 2008 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Treadmill + Dexter + SNL tonight. I'm not reading a word of homework. I have FOUR quizzes and an exam next week.

STOP THE INSANITY

Sara R-C, Sunday, 14 September 2008 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link

Q: Anyone hear from Sam yet?

aimurchie, Sunday, 14 September 2008 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link

I am officially a grumpy old lady. Sleep aid + what was almost sleep interrupted by loudness of revellers in. backyard. :-<

tehresa, Sunday, 14 September 2008 05:00 (fifteen years ago) link

&reg; = ® just FYI.

==つ~~~(o)(o) (libcrypt), Sunday, 14 September 2008 05:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh god someone help me they are singing along to 'the piano man'

tehresa, Sunday, 14 September 2008 05:25 (fifteen years ago) link

xp Sam is usually not around on weekends; hopefully she's okay.

tehresa, what is funny about that is that Billy Joel doesn't even like that song.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 14 September 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link

(why do I know Billy Joel trivia? Let's not examine this too closely...)

Sara R-C, Sunday, 14 September 2008 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Was the hurricane set to affect Austin at all? FYI everyone I know in Houston seems to be without power but aok!

tehresa, Sunday, 14 September 2008 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

AWEOMSOME TECHDOOMMETAL SHOW TONIGHT!!!!!1!!1111!!!!

CHENG AND ENG PALIN BOOK TOUR (John Justen), Sunday, 14 September 2008 07:57 (fifteen years ago) link

thx libcrypt also new username A+++++

CHENG AND ENG PALIN BOOK TOUR (John Justen), Sunday, 14 September 2008 08:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I am drowning in a med surg textbook.

Sara R-C, Sunday, 14 September 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

HELLO ITR!!!

i am still in chicago: i have been to the chicago diner, the millenium park, and i have seen a chipmunk, a toad, a rabbit and an enormous bean. and i bought a bunch of books.

oh now i get it duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (Rubyredd), Sunday, 14 September 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

DUMPED :(

remy bean, Sunday, 14 September 2008 23:40 (fifteen years ago) link

awww :(

tehresa, Sunday, 14 September 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

no sleep in brooklyn

mookieproof, Monday, 15 September 2008 03:53 (fifteen years ago) link

oh no i am contagious!!!!

i am scared to take melatonin tonight bc tomorrow is first day of newjob.

tehresa, Monday, 15 September 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Not sleeping here, although reading about hypertension should be putting me out...

I hope your first day at your new job is awesome, tza. RR - Chicago sounds awesome! remy... I didn't know you were seeing anyone? You'll find someone better.

Sara R-C, Monday, 15 September 2008 05:06 (fifteen years ago) link

I have managed to ween myself of the melatonin post jetlag. So happy to be sleeping properly again.

Drinking Island is inside every one of us (Ed), Monday, 15 September 2008 09:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Morning Ed. Morning everyone. I kept the tache, though the girl who thinks I hurt women says I should "thin it out". Any ideas how?

Mark C, Monday, 15 September 2008 10:15 (fifteen years ago) link

tweezers?

This sounds like a crazy suggestion and I don't think this girl should be trusted. You need to get it long enough so that it gets soft enough for smooching and as an optional extra, grow out the ends for waxing and twirling villainously.

Drinking Island is inside every one of us (Ed), Monday, 15 September 2008 10:26 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, i am disinclined to trust this girl as well. i am also a wholehearted supporter of villainous 'tache twirling.

ShNick (Upt0eleven), Monday, 15 September 2008 10:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Who is this chick who's so intrested in your facial hair. I only like the villainous types from afar.

Good luck, Tza!

Why do weekends depress me so?

Hated like a city cop (Susan), Monday, 15 September 2008 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

thanks!

i am really hoping to not pass out mid-day after only 3 hours sleep. considering sacrificing homework tonight for some sleep aids and shut eye.

tehresa, Monday, 15 September 2008 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Try one of those five-hour energy shots. I'm curious to see how they work.

Argh, I need to use the restroom but there's a guy cleaning it.

I have three new student workers to schedule and give assignments to. But I'm trying to figure out how to give them each enough work to do yet still leave some for myself.

Hated like a city cop (Susan), Monday, 15 September 2008 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link

you should send them to link to ilx. that'll slow em down.

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 15 September 2008 13:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha! good idea.

Yeah they are really fast. Damn kids *shakes fist*. Part of my job is to ready them to be developers in the "real world" so I do need to hammer it in their heads that productivity must be a carefully measured out.

Hated like a city cop (Susan), Monday, 15 September 2008 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Friend jealousy - stupid or stupid?

One of my good friends has left the working stiff life (which is how we met) for full-time grad school. She is now super-busy which cuts into the friend time we have but she is also made a new friend at school.

I can't help but feel jealous and sad b/c this new girl is way cooler than me and also gets to spend more time with my friend than me. Also said friend is moving to LA when she's done so it feels like our friendship has a time limit now.

:(

Hated like a city cop (Susan), Monday, 15 September 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Friend jealousy is probably silly, but I think also kind of normal. Having student workers is a huge pain if you don't have tons of excess work.

I continue to have no life. This weekend I will finally have a school-free weekend! CANNOT WAIT.

Sara R-C, Monday, 15 September 2008 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

;fjl;fmnel;wmflw;amwea. (aka, tired at work)

Ned Raggett, Monday, 15 September 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

woo-hoo I think I've fixed the search-term highlighting bugs we had in our application

lol (HI DERE), Monday, 15 September 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

</gibberishtoanyonewhodoesn'tworkwithme>

lol (HI DERE), Monday, 15 September 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

First day went ok! I have never felt so low level! But at least my menial tasks included transcribing some really cool interviews. And... I get to work opening night. :-)

That is... If I don't die of lack of sleep before then. Now to stay awake for class tonight...

tehresa, Monday, 15 September 2008 22:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i am back from chicago after an arduous plane ride. chicago style pizza gets a huge thumbs up from me.

also: jordan's whole family LOVES me ;)

I WILL FUCK U UP (Rubyredd), Monday, 15 September 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

good! and why wouldn't they

osi-dosi (jergins), Monday, 15 September 2008 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

you didn't tell them about your new username, did you?

osi-dosi (jergins), Monday, 15 September 2008 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

i failed to mention that, although i kept getting the giggles every time jordan's mum said 'fuck' - she doesn't look like the kind of woman who would swear at all!

one of his aunties had trouble understanding my accent which was a little anxiety-inducing. the best part was watching jordan get all cooey and mushy over his brand new niece - esp because he's been so blase about the whole thing before now.

I WILL FUCK U UP (Rubyredd), Monday, 15 September 2008 23:04 (fifteen years ago) link

did you see much of the city? got any compare and contrast, sf vs chi, for us?

osi-dosi (jergins), Monday, 15 September 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link


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