mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

nick, i hope your interview went well despite post!

Okay, I'm happier now that I'm done with the boring stuff. Now I can work on stuff for my dad and listen to random podcasts yay!

new bar in STPL? pretty awesome, mostly due to $3 pints of Kirin Ichiban wooooooooot!

OH HEY WHO IS TAHT DUDE I AM THE BATMANG WHAT

Good night all and sleep well!

Although I expect BATMANG is out fighting crime and all that.

Just read the BATMANG thread. You are all mental.

Morning all.

I would like to express my apologies for last night's unpleasant, expletive-laden tirade. Such epithets do not belong around here.

I also read the BATMANG this morning. That thread has restorative properties.

I always wondered who's this Ed guy.

-- Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 24 July 2008 21:49 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

So have I.

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You can't go wong with Senior Wong.

i finished my coffee but i am still sleepy :(

WHAT IS UP ITR? TALK TO ME, GOOSE!

HOW WWERE THE ACCIDERNTS?

OMG I LAUGHED SO MUCH (i hope i was supposed to i think i was). IT WAS FUN but then the band after was rly bad so we went home.

yeah, i think so? last time i saw them i laughed a lot. but that's b/c ZR was playing his guitar & screaming on the floor and there were some people there that had never seen that sort of thing before and looked shocked and left.

it was this great juxtaposition btw zr lolz and this guy to the side of the stage that had this mustache that made him look VERY VERY SERIOUS. i could not control my laughter every time i saw him.

So anyway guys tomorrow afternoon I am overseeing Elvis Telecom's wedding. No, really.

overseeing?

woah rly? CONGRATS ET

yes, CONGRATS!!

but srsly, ned are you like, the wedding planner? do you get a headset? will you call out moves to the waiters?

plz to shop ned in http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f7/NickAndJess/846212The-Wedding-Planner-Video-Rel.jpg

hahahahahahahahahahaha

i think he would sub for j-lo quite perfectly.

can you tell i'm bored?????

i have been sitting here since 10. the phone has rung twice. both times it was my boss calling to see if anyone called.

Hahaha to all this.

The official legal bit of the marriage is separate from this, this is the 'get everyone together for good food and drink' part. I'm reading the vows to ET's blushing bride and a friend of hers is reading the other part to ET, etc. etc. I was a bit of a last-minute stand-in -- I'd long been invited to the wedding itself but ET dropped me a line last week going "Hey! Can you do this?"

this sounds neat!

I ain't complaining! Rehearsal dinner tonight.

I so want to see photos of this. (NED, what are you going to *wear*?!)

would it be bad if i started watching tv on hulu?

NED, what are you going to *wear*?!

What, for the wedding? Same formal outfit I wore in that one other wedding photo of mine that was the default photo of me for a while. Tried and true.

the one with the purple tie?

yes, yes it would. i just wasted an hour reading wikipedia articles on sex acts.

and that is a better alternative?

i just wish i had an hour back.

though i have decided that writing wikipedia articles is kinda like participating in a blind orgy.

the one with the purple tie?

Precisely. And it IS purple.

So perfect.

Nice. I, however, could NOT pull off a purple tie.

No, dear, but you have your own special qualities.

You look great alseep on a couch with a blanket over your head, for example.

I really need to get those photographs online.

Just reread over the stuff I'm reading at the wedding -- very mushy, and that's a compliment! Among other things I get to break out the Shakespeare.

Which is kinda funny since I just added the Shakespeare app for the iPhone. Maybe I should read it from that!

There's a Shakespeare app for the iPhone? Good lord.

Very nice reading you get to do!

I had to read something at my SIL's wedding; it was some bit of Rilke, I think. I have basically blocked it out. Yours sounds much better!

rilke's nice!

I wish I could remember what it was, specifically. I'm sure I thought it was fine... I just don't have a clue now!

It was a *tiny* wedding; I think there were only about 10 people there. Just immediate family. They had my husband make cheesecakes for dessert.

Awwww I was hoping ned had got a priesting licence and was going to officiate.

Actually I do have one from some years back but it's never been put into practice.

strangely, no one ever asks me to read anything at their wedding. it is as if i can not be trusted.

"...I now pronounce you BATMANG AND OTHER BATMANG!"

"i now pronounce me drunk"