mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

So cold. Do not understand upstairs neighbors' crazy sounding antics. Do they have heat but not us?

woke up to snow and hangover and work. meh.

hi lxy!

All the people who appear to work for Disney are wearing coats. I didn't realize that 60 degree weather required that. (?!) I have eaten way too much and walked a million miles and gone on lots of rides, which is all fun. What would be better? IF YOU WERE ALL HERE, DAMMIT.

I wish you all great Sat. nights, free from bad Mexican food and Urban Outfitters, ffs. (Wait, was this 4li again? Cuz there are better stories to tell about her.)

(*feels happy about being snarky about person she's never even MET*)

And I quote:

'Here's some food for thought: If you have nude photos of your wife on your cell phone, hang onto it.'

oh arkansas

So much to answer for

So glad I stopped by this thread tonight.

I think.

I'm being annoyed by people who think themselves far more important than they are, am drowning in work and starving. Surely 10:30 is too early for lunch.

it appears as though my entire office has a hangover today.

Um.

Yeah.

car fixed for much less than expected, celebration required, so awesome

NOTE: car still a piece of shit

ew

I dunno, John, that photo you sent looked pretty good:

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2007/04/apocalyptic-car.jpg

Ned, he hasn't driven that thing since 1990.

This is what John drives now: http://www.funk.co.nz/amu/images/ugly-car.jpg

I get it all confused sometimes.

I love some of the more Onion-y things in 'real' news. Headline from the NY Times:

"Budgets Shrink, and Holiday Fares Follow Suit"

Accompanying photo:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/11/25/business/25fares600.jpg

this cheap car fix of course means that i can justify buying more art for my house. next up, the print of the month club from this guy: http://www.danmccarthy.org/news/00.news.html

I like that John is always celebrating something

JON WILLIAMS IS ACROSS THE TABLE FROM ME

Is he well groomed?

not really, but he admits to shaving today. he says his BO smells like soup from walking around drinking espresso.

(he's partially right)

remy i just posted to your tintin thread

Okay which one of you thought it was a good idea to post pictures of John's cars online? Seriously, if you think the cars are crazy, you should meet the driver.

(and you should)

i am so sick of homework. and i think i'm getting sick now. ugh.

A classic middle-school tale.

i am having a really bad day. why is it not acceptable to curl up under one's desk and hide?

xpost, wow, FL trips over nothing.

Tza, who says you can't curl up under yr desk?

One of the student editors left a 12-pack of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale on my chair. Sweet!

So probably gonna happen?:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/11/26/business/media/26musicsub600.jpg

I like how they have neatly arranged themselves from most attractive to least attractive in this photo.

srsly, look at the white guy's face. His forehead is twice as long as it should be. DISTURBING

tyra banks says supermodels must have unusually large foreheads

and we all know tyra banks knows everything, right?

omg i was investigating a list of potential photographers for something at work and one of them was the one that did her 'natural/glam' shoot that she made them all do!

tyra banks says supermodels must have unusually large foreheads

because?

because it makes them beautiful therefore supermodels?

I think she's just trying to make her forehead seem cool. And Iman's. And Rosie Perez's.

look its 5 fingers or you can forget yr modelling career, okay?

i sadly have a 4 finger forehead

More importantly, how many fingers is your NOSE?

ugh if i got a nose job id be ADDING cartilage.

plastic surgeon list so far:

add one finger of forehead.
add moderate amount of nose cartilage

My nose and forehead suit me fine. I've never before considered surgery but as I grow nearer to forty (not there yet but I can see it on the horizon now) I'm starting to think a breast lift might not be so bad. They're nice but just, you know, a little more perky? j/k

Okay this half-day is sucking. I hate CSS-sleuthing. My damn student workers have too many school-obligations to work enough hours to be actually useful. I'm a strategist, not a tactician!

her theory was that you should have 1 really weird feature to make you beautifully 'unique' and not just 'a pretty face'. i think my forehead is like 3.5 ;_;

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=65950

not allowed!
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lxy it was gr8 to see you last nite!!