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Last night I dreamt my neighbors had started a kitty mexican food restaurant. As in the food was made with kitties.

Bella Swan Song (Susan), Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link

kitties in chef's hats or in the tacos?

Ed, Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

yes

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

CANNIBAL KITTIES

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm going home but here is a cat riding a Roomba

Ed, Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link

poor seƱor don gato

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

As in kitty tostadas. I was. . .disturbed. Yet tried to be a good neighbor and respect their new venture.

Bella Swan Song (Susan), Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

The cat in that clip seems so calm!

Susan, what a funny dream. I can see that, "well, I won't eat there myself, but it is a free country..."

Sara R-C, Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:59 (fifteen years ago) link

i had a friend (from singapore) who had a shirt that had a drawing of a chinese restaurant and a cat and was captioned "goodbye kitty."

;n_n; (tehresa), Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:03 (fifteen years ago) link

I am happy that my dream did not follow stereotype as my neighbors are Mexican.

Bella Swan Song (Susan), Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Even your dreams are multiculturally correct. Well, correct-ish.

Sara R-C, Thursday, 20 November 2008 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Going to Florida tomorrow and wishing you were all meeting me there...

Sara R-C, Friday, 21 November 2008 05:07 (fifteen years ago) link

i wish too!

;n_n; (tehresa), Friday, 21 November 2008 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Florida! jealous.

A friend of ours has invited us over tomorrow night to watch "Ghostbusters" and "NightShift" outside projected on his house. The wind chill is in the 30s. Uh, no.

Bella Swan Song (Susan), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i am especially jealous of florida bc my heat is broken again :( omg cold.

;n_n; (tehresa), Friday, 21 November 2008 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link

oh that's not cool

you know what I mean

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 21 November 2008 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link

:-( for t.

Meanwhile, a subject line in my inbox just now:

"Remy Files An Appeal In Shooting Case"

For a sec I was all worried! (It was Remy Ma as it turned out.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 November 2008 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link

my car told me it was 33F while i was driving to work today. im sure thats nothing for hastings but for we southerners its ZOMFG

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Friday, 21 November 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I've had to step away slowly from the phone line because I'm trying to get something replaced from a retailer when the manufacturer has just gone into receivership, and 30 minutes worth of hold music later, am breathing fire.

Meat ROFL (suzy), Friday, 21 November 2008 17:09 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly apt. situation makes my freeeezing office feel warm!!

;n_n; (tehresa), Friday, 21 November 2008 17:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I had to go to Urban Outfitters just now and by some socks. My feet and legs were freezing.

Bella Swan Song (Susan), Friday, 21 November 2008 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link

urban outfitters have stores? (<-- LOL Arkansan)

i sat at my desk with a huge wool coat on all day

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:22 (fifteen years ago) link

due to exgirlfriend circumstances outside of my control, i once ended up in an urban outfitters store in dublin.

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

she is also the reason that i ate terrible mexican food in dublin

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

ew

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck dublin urban food ouitfitter gorlfriends

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

THAT'S WHAT GOT HIM INTO TROUBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

he's justen man whose
circumstances
went beyond his control

mookieproof, Friday, 21 November 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link

hey you know what is not actually spicy wonderful salsa? cold spaghetti sauce. YOURE WELCOME IRELAND

xpost haha this is why i like you people

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

btw everyone go find the Santogold Top Ranking CD and buy it because it is awesome

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Friday, 21 November 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link

do you guys remember when someone tried to tell the denizens of ITR that you should only eat "ethnic" food in the country of its origin? it still kind of pisses me off.

also, hi y'all. haven't seen you in a while. or rather you haven't seen me.

lxy, Friday, 21 November 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

hi lxy <3

;n_n; (tehresa), Friday, 21 November 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

we here at the ITR would like you to know that we are throwing all our collective weight behind the pro-lxy movement.

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Friday, 21 November 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

aw! why did i ever leave?? xox <3<3<3

lxy, Friday, 21 November 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Yay lxy!

I have seen the Mexican food places in Dublin, and vommed.

urban outfitters have stores?

There is such a store not a hundred yards or so from where I live. Sadly.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 21 November 2008 22:47 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah but you have long hair that flows with the breeze of a million dollar Orange County sunset, so im not suprised

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Friday, 21 November 2008 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

leaving!!!!!!! GOODBYE LONGEST WEEK EVER!

;n_n; (tehresa), Friday, 21 November 2008 22:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I GO DRINKING PLACE BAR TIME

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Saturday, 22 November 2008 01:24 (fifteen years ago) link

oh yeah btw for rubyredd:

http://www.kidrobot.com/prodimages/2067-default-l.jpg

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Saturday, 22 November 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

oh heyyyyyyyyyy we have these already and are maybe getting the LIFE SIZE FULL COLOUR ONES (lol 'life size') if the US dollar gets stronger (they're made in japan, and currently with the way the yen is they'll cost about $650 plus shipping).

i hope you don't pray to jesus with that mouth (Rubyredd), Saturday, 22 November 2008 04:36 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!!!!!!o_O!!!!!!!!!

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Saturday, 22 November 2008 07:19 (fifteen years ago) link

So cold. Do not understand upstairs neighbors' crazy sounding antics. Do they have heat but not us?

jordans-menendi (tehresa), Saturday, 22 November 2008 07:47 (fifteen years ago) link

woke up to snow and hangover and work. meh.

CHARMING LMAO (John Justen), Saturday, 22 November 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

hi lxy!

remy bean, Sunday, 23 November 2008 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link

All the people who appear to work for Disney are wearing coats. I didn't realize that 60 degree weather required that. (?!) I have eaten way too much and walked a million miles and gone on lots of rides, which is all fun. What would be better? IF YOU WERE ALL HERE, DAMMIT.

I wish you all great Sat. nights, free from bad Mexican food and Urban Outfitters, ffs. (Wait, was this 4li again? Cuz there are better stories to tell about her.)

Sara R-C, Sunday, 23 November 2008 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link

(*feels happy about being snarky about person she's never even MET*)

Sara R-C, Sunday, 23 November 2008 02:02 (fifteen years ago) link

oh arkansas

she should look better if she's gonna be a bitch like that (sunny successor), Sunday, 23 November 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

So much to answer for

Ned Raggett, Monday, 24 November 2008 01:53 (fifteen years ago) link

So glad I stopped by this thread tonight.

I think.

Sara R-C, Monday, 24 November 2008 02:04 (fifteen years ago) link


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