mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

there was also religious and colonial satire thrown in.

i have to do laundry and clean and i so don't wanna!

oh and a bar open throughout the performance.

MMMMMMM pirates and scurvy and satire AND an open bar! The perfect evening!

oh not open bar as in free, but as in "inside the theater and it's ok to leave your seat and go buy a drink in the middle of the show'. still awesome.

Not quite as perfect, but still ^_^

I think I have reached my procrastination limit, and now must get to the workout. SO SAD

i kinda want to get drunk and lie in the sun today, but that is not good cz i have so much workkk

booooooo to working and working out on a sunday. i opted for the drinking thing.

fank you sara for the wishes yesterday :)

Yeah, the working out suxored, but now I'm DONE!

You're welcome for the birthday wishes, Nick. Hope it was a great one!!!

laundry is done, but i don't want to put it away.

IM BATMANG

HOLY SHIT YES

BATMANG I AM HIM

help me batmang

estela, I'm not sure it helps John to feed his delusions.

However, John, if you are really Batmang, please keep us all safe kthxbye

i suppose john "bruce" wayne/batmang is used to this kind of volte-face, this 'you're not him' one minute, then 'keep us all safe' the next.

He can cleverly sort through mixed messages with his giant Batbrain.

i need my own personal batmang/bruce wayne i think. secret power.

Plus $$$$

Not to be crass or anything.

crassness is the lifeblood of itr.

crass on, my bitches. crass on.

i have had a fun fun fun weekend! i love the east bay! it's so beautiful!

STILL BATMANG

HELP ME BATMANG I JUST WATCHED 27 DRESSES

cRANK >>>> 27 DRESSS

You know, the big stumbling block for me with John being Batman is that I've seen the cars he drives.

ROLLING "I'M BATMANG/BATMAN" THREAD

Sara- I went to see WALL-E today. By myself. I loved it! I was the only adult sans kids.

Afternoon all. How are we today?

tired, since I had no weekend

also pissed that I didn't see The Dark Knight due to not having a weekend

it is really hard to quit your job when your boss is STILL AT HIS "COUNTRY" HOUSE on monday when you get in.

where is everybody? i'm bored. and cranky. and it's hot in this office.

hi dere I am on many conference calls today

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

i have a whole day of boredom ahead of me.

Go out and raise a ruckus.

argh now a/c is off bc cleaning lady is vacuuming and apparently you can't have both on at the same time. :(

that would be fun but i don't want to do it on my own :(

i had a FANTASTIC weekend: went to exhibition opening at gallery 1988 in sf on friday, got to meet joe vaux!!!!! and travis louie!!!!! love sf - so freakin beautiful. also rode the subway for the first time in my life.

saturday: went to farmers' market down the road - OMG so freakin awesome!! i love oakland, it's nothing like anyone told me (apart from jordan). went back to sf, bought not-totally-dorky helmet to wear on my almost-mine bike, scouted book stores, watched blades of glory (which i thought was actually incredibly funny).

sunday: hung out in berkeley, more bookstoring, ate my first vege burger at smart alec's... actually really tasty.

RR, that all sounds so awesome. I love the Bay Area. Have you gone into a See's Candies yet? (mmmmmmm See's Candies...)

tehresa - I hope the vaccuuming/no a.c. hell ends soon.

xp Glad you liked Wall-E, airmurchie! I enjoyed it, too.

Dear Dan, I am sorry to hear about your lack of a weekend. You need a different job for sure. P.S. I read the first 4 pages of Uncle Tom's Cabin and it is making me nauseous. I'll continue, but only because I told you I would do it!

a/c is back but boss isn't.

dear lxy jerg and lingbert,

i have reaffirmed my fondness for all of you as of this morning. thank you for sups last night.

haha Sara, four pages into UTC I turned to J031 and said "okay now I want to kill white people"

Did I tell you guys that there was a big fight next door to my house last week? Apparently someone got stabbed (no homocide).

<3 to remy bean: it was a treat to have you and lb over and what a great porch night, huh?

xox
yer pal,
lxy

question: should i start a seattle vs. minneapolis thread in which residents of both cities convince me why i should move there? i need to start planning a move i think. it won't happen for a year or so, but maybe i should start thinking?

also other cities. maybe it should be like "WHERE SHOULD I MOVE?" with a list of criteria

MPLS

because, you know, interesting weather.

xp to Dan - this reminds me of how our bookclub wound up with all kinds of rules. "No books with dead babies in them!" I'm not sure what rule this would be leading to, however. "No books that have nauseating racism?"

Also glad that you weren't stabbed. Someone was stabbed in the house next door? Maybe you should move to MPLS, too. IT'S THE THING TO DO

NO, TZA, COME TO THE WEST COAST!!