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wait what is threads?

I have never seen THE DAY AFTER, either.

We were just talking about all the stuff that scared us when we were kids last night (piranhas, quicksand). The tv was ALWAYS on at my house, so I have no idea how I missed these things. I was freaked by the idea of nuclear war, though.

Dan, is your physical, like, TOMORROW? Or what do you think they're going to do to you that would reveal how much you drink?

Basically, they're doing blood work. I was told not to drink the night before but, given the way things have been going, I am liable to attempt to drink an entire case of beer sometime this weekend (lol while I am on-call). I am avoiding this by avoiding all alcohol altogether. (unfortunately I am, as a side-effect, also avoiding all food altogether; stress, it's what's for dinner)

Well that makes sense. But I'm sorry you're so stressed that you can't eat. I hate it when that happens (seriously - that was me for most of May).

Okay, treadmill plus old Moonlighting episodes awaits. Maybe I will feel less murderous afterward.

<3 to you all, especially Dan and tehresa.

Also I'm sending good thoughts remy's way. AHEM

WE ARE WELL WILTER THANXS FOR ASKING

WUT HAPPENED TO PPLS PRINCE, I MISS THAT GUY??!

i will never leave u

8']

Why am I still awake? I'm going to go do some serious pillow worshipping.

Good night, all.

FIRE!!! FIRE!!!

Has anyone told Remy that he has to make his fuckwant known? If not, Remy you have to make your fuckwant known.

morning

TIME FOR THE SEXING

^^ ban this guy

http://chud.com/nextraimages/snllovitz002.jpg

good morning itr

what shall i do today? i think i might walk all the way round lake merritt.

in the news: kettle brand bbq chips = awesome
hershey's milk choc w/ almonds and toffee chips = awesome
my bf = A++++++ awesome

go to berkeley bowl!

yeah.... i can't go anywhere that's not within walking distance cuz i am afraid of public transport (haven't been on it yet). yes, i know, i am a big baby for not figuring it out on my own, but i have a weird phobia about it :/

we went to berkeley last night, to book-hunt and eat. jordan found me two first edition raymond carver collections. so happy!

RR, I'm not sure I could get on the BART by myself and I've been on it lots of times in the past. And I have no culture shock excuse, really!

MUNI is legitimately a little confusing, but I wouldn't be worried about BART - it is designed for overfed berkeley idiots.

that is little consolation, as i am generally a complete retard when it comes to a lot of things in daily life.

ooh ruby you gotta try spicy thai kettle chips!

guys... should i quit (after i get paid) tonight? i don't have another job yet but i am kind of miserable.

I would say it's preferable to leave once you have something else lined up but if you're anything like me (and you have my sympathies if you are) you'll need the motivation that accompanies unemployment to actively get you looking for something.

if you can afford it/think you'll find something pretty quickly I would say jump. you deserve not to be miserable.

i am actively looking. nothing solid yet, but i also don't want to lead this guy on... because even if i don't have something immediately, i'll want to be out by mid-august, so it's good to give notice, right?

is your notice period a month? then yeah, now would probably be the time to hand it in. and best of luck to yez for the hunt.

my tow interviews this week came to nuffink. i can afford to be unemployed (without touching my savings) for another month.

spicy thai kettle chips!

otm

p.s. three weeks of not working and i am getting PHAT

;_;

I just generally feel crabby and not up to herding the kids into doing what they should be doing this afternoon. Blah.

in order to really get you rocking out with the junk food, we really need to get you into the frozen foods aisle, RR

for example i am eating scrambled eggs and sausage prepackaged by way of aunt jemima and it is RAD

pretty sure these eggs have never touched an actual chicken, which may be the secret to their success

yeah i haven't really explored the frozen foods section yet, may have to do that this weekend.

are you actually a vegan, because a word of warning would be that here in america we can find a way to hide pig fat in just about anything

Looking forward to Pistols at Dawn.

Though I am once again in the proccess of getting un-fat, I am really starting not to give a shit.

I'd rather enjoy a good steak and some potatoes or a polish wiener with a fried egg, bacon, and some cheese on it.

FUCK YEAH

Actually, everything in America is made out of corn and sugar, and a lot of that sugar is corn syrup.

NO, FOR SERIOUS

and corn is often made out of pig fat WHAT IS YOUR POINT

Mmmmmmm corn syrup is a major ingredient in Special K Bars, which I think I have made about 1,000 pans of in the last year. LOVE THEM. I don't care what is in them.

The best stuff that is made out of pig fat is bacon.

1) bacon should replace parsley as a garnish
2) all meats should be wrapped in bacon, including bacon
3) there exists a vendor called BACON FRIED BACON and I am ashamed that I have failed to go every time I've seen them at outdoor events

i share your shame. the state fair will be divided between bacon fried bacon and scotch egg on a stick and drunk

wait

bacon fried bacon sounds like bacon fried HEAVEN

also lol a friend of mine recently ordered a lettuce-based salad that was garnished with arugula in a Boston area restaurant; we all lolled

guys you should tear up raw bacon stripes & put them in with the ground beef next time you make burgers

no i'm not a vegan or vege at all, but bf is so out of respect, i am resisting eating big juicy steak/burger/etc. in front of him, even tho he keeps saying that he doesn't mind at all.

OIC well shit eat the hell out of some meat then yarrrrrr

I have got to find a sitter for the State Fair. I don't want my kids to eat all the bacon fried bacon.

I salute everyone. Hello everyone.

Guys, have I mentioned how this has been on my mind the whole week?

You mentioned it to me, not so much to others around here I don't think.

I haven't been following super closely, did they actually charge the guy they brought in or was he just questioned?