mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

somebody pls to stop me from watching all the international top model series. so far i've watched bntm4 and cntm1.

So in NZ a lolly doesn't have to have a stick?

in which case: life savers, jolly ranchers

JOLLY RANCHERS OTM x100000

should be available in supermarkets, possibly on streetcorners

also, search the wonder what is SOUR PATCH KIDS

no ed, nz lollies don't have to have sticks.

i want a home milk dud dispenser too, i can't tell you how happy i was the day i found them for local sale.

btw rr, if the marquee outside said TRADER JOES, you may have been horribly misled in your quest for gutdestroying american fantasia

xpsot estela, when you lie about milk duds it makes us all a little smaller and windless in our sails

what a scurrilous accusation, i would never lie about milk duds.

oh i see, referents are tricky, i thought you were claiming a home milk dud dispenser rather than a home for milk duds near your home

i was talking about home milk dud dispensers, nearly every house in australia has one, you can ask wilter, the prime minister invented them as a campaign stunt and ordered millions of them to be made during his first week in office and then swore us all to secrecy, he said the usa was too fat already and it would be murderous to unleash them there but that we could have them because we are all so slim and hot.

Home alive!

And John, her name was Lyndie Englund (not sure of the spelling).

(Everyone else, don't worry; we didn't leave the electrodes on FB for long)

Err towards "African-American"; most people don't care but the ones who do will make your life hell.

This is good to know!

There was a every funny Bloom County many years ago where Steve Dallas was trying to teach his mother the various politically correct terms. Great punchline. Very much of it's time I'd say now.

Afro-Am sounds like a great lost airline from the 70's.

Come Super-fly With Us...

when i was a kid it was advertised as old man candy & made me feel very mature when eating them

Those ads always looked like a p43d0 grooming his mark. See youtube for more.

Passed out at John's. Nice to see J & K, but especially Sara who I don't get to see enough. Ended up passing out at about midnight. I feel funny in my swimsuit area.

Passed out at John's. Nice to see J & K, but especially Sara who I don't get to see enough. Ended up passing out at about midnight. I feel funny in my swimsuit area.

I won't send you link that has been forwarded to all of ILX where you get drunkenly 'introduced' to the backhoe dutchmanhumpingexhaustpipe.jpg style.

I have a lovely photo of FB passed out on the couch, with John looming over him in a somewhat disturbing manner. FB, you are sooooo lucky my camera battery was almost dead.

John and K's house is awesome, btw.

I have a lovely photo of FB passed out on the couch, with John looming over him in a somewhat disturbing manner. FB, you are sooooo lucky my camera battery was almost dead.

That sentence has very little in it to comfort FB!!!

That's probably true, but it made me happy, so.

Really, that's the aim of all of BB's sexual abuse; to make Sara happy.

Lollies without sticks, you new zealish are crazy!

xp Well, why not, when it's so easy?

dear itr, i have negative game. case in point:

w/ potential new $girl @ home on sofa, watching tv, a few drinks into last night:

$girl: ... blah, blah, blah ... since i broke up w. that asshole of a boyfrined ...

remy: (spends ten minutes in weird personal hell trying unsuccessfully to will arm around her shoulder, or lean over for kiss)

remy: (ten minutes later) wow, i'm tired. it's bed time. good night!

ps: this is the second time this has happened.

okay so the THIRD time you are in this situation, AT LEAST GIVE HER A HUG

She is talking about her awful ex so that you have an excuse to comfort her; not comforting her is much less chivalrous than comforting her. If you hug her and she turns towards you and tilts back her head for a kiss, KISS HER.

i know! it is ridiculous! perhaps i will belt back a few slugs of whisky tonight before i see her.

I am in total sympathy with remy here, having tried to will myself into initiating kissing people in the past, and omg TERRIFYING.

BUT.

Dan is exactly right. Also, if she is complaining to you about her ex, she must at least like you enough to share that with you, right? Start with the hug, seriously. You shouldn't need more than one slug of whiskey for that!

if you cant do arm over shoulder start with hand on knee

That seems like it would be harder?

Or maybe just more obvious in intent, which is why it sounds trickier.

a hand on the knee is a good toe in the water. as well as being easier to enact and more easily removed than an arm round the shoulder.

If you can rip your shirt off Hulk Hogan style and shout "IT'S TIME FOR SEXING" and that works, you will be the master of the game.

^^^ I think this only works for people who actually bulk up with muscles and turn green when they rip their shirt off, but I could be wrong.

hand on the knee is more easily accessible. less complex positioning/seating proximity to worry about.

i am also in favor of the hand on the hand, and might be able to manage that with less hyperventilating.

tender hand on hand only works if coupled with (somewhat less tender) roar of "TIME FOR SEXING!".

Really, who wouldn't find that charming?

if it would help, you could send me your phone number and i could call and yell "TIME FOR SEXING" at a predetermined time.

How could that NOT help?

John is always so willing to step up to the plate and lend a helping hand for this type of occasion.

his hand would not be wholly welcome

hand on the knee as a first move is pervstyle if not done at perfect time, arm over shoulder is classic & she will understand if shes at all attracted to you

just gotta go for it

you also have to WHISPER 'time for sexing', thats key

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAR

in all seriousness tho the key is to do the arm over shoulder as a hey budddy! kinda thing then see what follows from there

a hey buddy! arm over the shoulder, when executed by yours truly, lord of smoothness, will probably end with me plugging her ear with a misplaced thumb.

Hey, that could have its own charm.

Provided you don't do any permanent damage.

step 1)drink
step 2)have her drink
step 3)say something that makes her laugh
step 4)put your arm around her like she's a bro
step 5)cut a hole in the box

How could she possible miss the message after step 5?

you could always practise with ariane. i have not made it to step 5 yet.

i cant get that bitch out of her goddam living room

sara, if you werent familiar - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

hope that gives you more lolz than the salvia clips

If you can rip your shirt off Hulk Hogan style and shout "IT'S TIME FOR SEXING" and that works

I'm trying to imagine Remy doing this and it is a vision.

a vision of AWESOME