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on the plus side, the wedding bands = belle and sebastian, and the 1990s!

Tracer Hand, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i has a iphone 3g

but it still bricked

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link

woah, tracer! what a reception!

tehresa, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link

If I went to a wedding and the band was Belle & Sebastian, I would be getting so fucking drunk it would be unbelievable.

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Also FB EMAIL ME YOUR NUMBER I HAS LOST IT

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

If I went to a wedding and the band was Belle & Sebastian, I would be getting so fucking drunk it would be unbelievable.

OTM. This would be followed by a drunken violent rage. By the end there would be blood and strips of striped jumpers everywhere as I stand, broken mandolin in hand, panting waiting for the police to arrive. Sorry Tracer, I haven't really gotten the B&S thing. Enjoy it though, very stellar wedding band indeed!

hyggeligt, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Needless to say Dan and Hyggeligt speak for my craven soul.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

ok so partying with hyggeligt

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Savage. Dan - get to Glasgow, I'll bring the moonshine. Let's roll.

hyggeligt, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

rock on

What are the accents like in Glasgow? The one time I went to Edinburgh, I could barely understand anyone; it was supermega embarrassing.

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh dear. They're worse I believe. Still, we'll be drunk. Who needs language when you're hammered? Not I, sir, not I.

hyggeligt, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

HOORAY

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

I will just communicate via texts.

HI DERE, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

Apart from texts, Interpretive Dance usually does the trick. That and waving money all ching ching in their face.*

*NB I have not tried this. Also I have no money. It would look odd (and probably upset people) should I try to wave my fist at them with euro coins balanced on the knuckles...

hyggeligt, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Our travel plans have bored everyone away! I blame you Dan.

hyggeligt, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:37 (fifteen years ago) link

i am bored and have a headache and do not want to be at work right now.

tehresa, Friday, 11 July 2008 16:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Glasgow's great, no accent worries. Just show up and have fun. Am planning on being there again next summer for a bit.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 July 2008 18:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I would like a nap and also could someone please get married so that I can have a wedding to attend? THX

PS Can I come to Glasgow, too?

Sara R-C, Friday, 11 July 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

attending weddings is so $$$$$

i would love nap now pls too. ugh.

tehresa, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes, it is. But I have a new dress and nowhere to wear it. Marry yourselves off, stat.

Sara R-C, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

haha pls to find me wealthy man, stat.

tehresa, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Hello ITR, I return after a vacation that turned into a hospital stay! (I'm fine, btw, just an appendicitis scare that turned out to be an unidentified but now almost gone viral thing).

Dilaudid is Fucking Sweet.

en i see kay, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

are you a wealthy man? tehresa is currently accepting applications.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link

attending weddings is so $$$$$

An exception to the rule (scroll down a bit)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I have $25.16 in my checking account.

Soz, tez.

en i see kay, Friday, 11 July 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

aw man, it could have been so sweet.

hope you are feeling better!!!

tehresa, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:01 (fifteen years ago) link

imma go rediscover happy hour :D

tehresa, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link

imma "awww" lots over ned's friends' wedding pics. and then remind myself that i have a cold cold heart of stone that does not respond to such triggers. and watch kill bill 2.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link

attending weddings is so $$$$$

I have two this month :(

One is in France though so :)

hyggeligt, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Sigh. I am going to go to Northfield and try to not spend money ever again.

So, so, SO sad.

Sara R-C, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

try to avoid the tornados

remy bean, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

tornado fluffy bear

remy bean, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

I will avoid both tornadoes and Fluffy Bear, at least for the next few days. After that, I'm making no promises.

Sara R-C, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I did promise I'd teach FB to crochet, after all.

Sara R-C, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

if you have the choice, run towards the tornado

BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

are you sure he doesn't think you are teaching him how to crotch it? you know how much trouble he has sounding out unfamiliar words

BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link

and his nigh-erotic fondness for dull large-gauge needles.

remy bean, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

did he say "that sounds good" or "sounding good!" in response to you offer of tutelage?

BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK IN MY OFFICE IS BEEPING LIKE THAT

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

SHUT UP PLEASE BEEP-TRON

El Tomboto, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe it's a poorly-designed bomb designed to be defused and distract you from your main objective.

remy bean, Friday, 11 July 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

hello itr. did i offend anyone the other night when i was v. drunk? sorry ;_;

mookieproof, Friday, 11 July 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.fantasyprops.com/gallery/images/collar06.jpg

xpost

BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 11 July 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link

being v. drunk means never having to say you're sorry

BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 11 July 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Woah what you did mookie? You should come have happy hour with me. No one else is here yet so I'm nerd with phone in bar but get I am have beers and the week is over so yay!

tehresa, Friday, 11 July 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

still at work, so i guess i'm having sad hour ;_;

BLACK BEYONCE, Friday, 11 July 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

itr is drunkproof, we are unfazeable, unflappable and we never reproach, also we like a show.

estela, Friday, 11 July 2008 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

Estela's word is truth.

tehresa, Friday, 11 July 2008 22:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure FB knew what I was talking about, but maybe I should clarify, you know, just in case. xp

My exciting Friday night plans: reading my book, knitting, getting ready to start driving home...

Sara R-C, Friday, 11 July 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

i need a new book. i predicted the ending of that danielle steel 'novel' like 20 pages in.

tehresa, Saturday, 12 July 2008 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link


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