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good night sara<3

HIT ON THE NOSE!! OR GET OUT OF THE WATER!! ---------NOW

words to live by in almost all situations really

john why are you not on my google chat

FIXED

MULTITASKINGING

SCHWARTZHAWG

HAIL THE SCHWARTZHAUGGGGG YES

Morning. How are we all?

blahhh i want to sleep more but have to leave for work in 10 min :(

how are you?

I leave in 30 minutes for work. Blug.

I was supposed to leave 40 minutes ago. Stupid phone.

not so sure i'm down with this job... oops.

i'm still unemployed so, umm, yeah.

yeah at least i put some $$ in the checking account yesterday... but hmmph.

applied for a great job that i am totes do well and had an interview with the recruitment agent yesterday. she was, without question, one of the most vile and vapid individuals i've ever had the misfortune of encountering. knew absolutely nothing about the job and asked me some insultingly pointless questions: why did you take a gap year? (6 years ago); tell me about your GCSEs? (high school - 10 years ago); what do you know about the internet?

MORANMORANMORAN

(btw "totes" is not a word I use unironically but it feels like an itr-ism - just to clarify)

Money and job talk on a FRIDAY MORNING?! Horrors.

Er, I mean, Good morning. And Nick, I do hope you get that job.

Totes.

Sara makes me feel better about things. <3

how are you?

-- tehresa, Friday, 11 July 2008 13:38 (Friday, 11 July 2008 13:38)

Grand. Coming to the end of a stressful day but looking forwards to a quiet drink then home for zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

applied for a great job that i am totes do well and had an interview with the recruitment agent yesterday. she was, without question, one of the most vile and vapid individuals i've ever had the misfortune of encountering. knew absolutely nothing about the job and asked me some insultingly pointless questions: why did you take a gap year? (6 years ago); tell me about your GCSEs? (high school - 10 years ago); what do you know about the internet?

Someone didn't read your CV properly, if at all, before the interview :(

Sara makes me feel better about things. <3

Great that she's going in to nursing then. Obviously it is where she is meant to be.

Aw, you guys <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I promise to keep the big needles safely away from all of you.

ug ug ug i have to change plans and get a 9:40am flight the morning after a GLASGOW WEDDING

that is gonna be one (1x) real bad day

on the plus side, the wedding bands = belle and sebastian, and the 1990s!

i has a iphone 3g

but it still bricked

woah, tracer! what a reception!

If I went to a wedding and the band was Belle & Sebastian, I would be getting so fucking drunk it would be unbelievable.

Also FB EMAIL ME YOUR NUMBER I HAS LOST IT

If I went to a wedding and the band was Belle & Sebastian, I would be getting so fucking drunk it would be unbelievable.

OTM. This would be followed by a drunken violent rage. By the end there would be blood and strips of striped jumpers everywhere as I stand, broken mandolin in hand, panting waiting for the police to arrive. Sorry Tracer, I haven't really gotten the B&S thing. Enjoy it though, very stellar wedding band indeed!

Needless to say Dan and Hyggeligt speak for my craven soul.

ok so partying with hyggeligt

Savage. Dan - get to Glasgow, I'll bring the moonshine. Let's roll.

rock on

What are the accents like in Glasgow? The one time I went to Edinburgh, I could barely understand anyone; it was supermega embarrassing.

Oh dear. They're worse I believe. Still, we'll be drunk. Who needs language when you're hammered? Not I, sir, not I.

HOORAY

I will just communicate via texts.

Apart from texts, Interpretive Dance usually does the trick. That and waving money all ching ching in their face.*

*NB I have not tried this. Also I have no money. It would look odd (and probably upset people) should I try to wave my fist at them with euro coins balanced on the knuckles...

Our travel plans have bored everyone away! I blame you Dan.

i am bored and have a headache and do not want to be at work right now.

Glasgow's great, no accent worries. Just show up and have fun. Am planning on being there again next summer for a bit.

I would like a nap and also could someone please get married so that I can have a wedding to attend? THX

PS Can I come to Glasgow, too?

attending weddings is so $$$$$

i would love nap now pls too. ugh.

Yes, it is. But I have a new dress and nowhere to wear it. Marry yourselves off, stat.

haha pls to find me wealthy man, stat.

Hello ITR, I return after a vacation that turned into a hospital stay! (I'm fine, btw, just an appendicitis scare that turned out to be an unidentified but now almost gone viral thing).

Dilaudid is Fucking Sweet.

are you a wealthy man? tehresa is currently accepting applications.

attending weddings is so $$$$$

An exception to the rule (scroll down a bit)

I have $25.16 in my checking account.

Soz, tez.