mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

oh yeah also hi guys tomorrow is back-hoe day

go ahead dan or ned, do what you must

i think it was discovered by radiocarbon dating or something. apparently the first dude who came in 1788 did not put the flow on his map and then when la perouse came in 1792 he did so they figured it happened btw 1788 and 1792 and used 1790 as middleground estimate but it turns out the first dude just missed a lot of stuff and it had been there like 400 years or so.

EVERY DAY IS BACK-HOE DAY

it's true.

In fact: EVERY DAY IS BACK-HOE DAY

hi lxy welcome back

hi remy thx!

it's gonna take a couple of days of perspective-gaining to say anything about shanghai. at this point i'm glad to be clean and quiet and having a drink in my own house.

also, i fully support EVERY DAY IS BACK-HOE DAY.

omg Hawaii sounds awesome (minus sunburn and D. Steele. Although trust me when I tell you Jackie Collins is worse and should be arrested for doing those things to the English language)

Took the kids to see a dinner theater show where the cast also waits the tables; the entire cast knew J's name by intermission. She managed to meet and charm them all. It was terrifying.

i am watching pan's labyrinth and trying to smoke as many cigs as possible before my mum gets home.

I AM WATCHING DIRTY HARRY

And his back-hoes?

ts. back hoes vs black hos

new things to be concerned about: why is my penis falling asleep?

not personally, i mean.

Didn't even know that was possible! What was the point of taking anatomy and physiology anyway?

Also, just finished up a review of Mary Roach's book about sex research, Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex, which I highly recommend to you all, because, for one thing, it is very funny.

well, that sounds interesting! i just bought sleep a beer for his bday. i have to leave for work in 8 hours and this is killing me because half of my brain is still enjoying ocean breezes :(

mary roach's other book - stiff: the business of corpses - (or something like that) is also great.

tell me about this mary roach lady.

She's really funny and she doesn't hesitate to, uh, get involved in research herself. Her husband deserves a gold medal.

I loved Stiff, btw.

Apparently she also wrote one about ghosts or something called Spook, but I haven't read that one.

ok this woman is going on my summer reading list

Yes, A. kept walking around the house reading Bonk and laughing and raving about it... meanwhile, I had to read Dimensional Analysis for Meds. Bonk was at therefore at the top of my list!

Good night... time for me to sleeeeeeeeep.

<3 to you all!

night, sara! sleep well!!!

lalo schifrin is such a badass

obviously the only appropriate follow up to watching this movie is to continue drinking and watch the running man

*(lalo schifrin not included)

<3 runnig man

i want to make sure that everyone is aware that the dance sequences in the running man were choreographed by PAULA ABDUL

I didn't know that, but it doesn't surprise me to be brutally honest.

also, had forgotten about mick fleetwood and dweezil zappa in semi-important roles

There are dance sequences in The Running Man? Lord, my memory is shot to hell.

How is that going to even fit in my Netflix queue?

strange fact: dance "the running man" not featured in film "the running man"

i need to go lie down now in order to tell people with construction equipment what to do in 3 hours

xp Well, but you could fix that with a video camera yourself!

Although I guess I don't know that you could fix more than one or two copies. ;_;

'Night John.

I should try sleep again, too. SIGH

LOLLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3201/2648567081_0b66e4084a.jpg

i found snifters, after going to two different dairies - and i got the last; three bags and two fun-sized boxes. unfortunately for itr, these must all go to my lovely jordan, but i have pineapple lumps and perky nanas and milk bottles for the rest of you.

"Mumication is a yearning of the habitual voyeur of what is known as IDIOT THREAD REPOSITORY"

(that's what goes through my head for some reason when I read this thread title)

hey holy crap theres a big hole where my front yard used to be

i am now a hero to the neighborhood children for providing fine construction related hole digging entertainment. my cat, however, is non-plussed.

Congratulations!

I want a geyser of feces to erupt from the pit and coat all the horrified children. Sure, that goes against engineering and physics, but this is Hollywood and I want my magic.

yep, thats going in your FBI file

I stopped reading after "I want a geyser of feces".

NOMINATIONS FOR NEW USERNAMES FOR ILX POSTER "FLUFFY BEAR" IN ORDER TO CREATE EXCITEMENT FOR HIM AND WEAN HIM OFF OF THE PORNO THAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS CONSUMING HIS INTERNET TIME AND KEEPING HIM FROM WALKING OUR HALLOWED HALLS

yep, thats going in your FBI file

-- BLACK BEYONCE, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 8:26 AM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Because they will turn to me for consultation on my big ideas. First, you will need a spiral on-ramp to nowhere. Then you will need a giant truck loaded with identity theft. Do you have an experimental hovering fighter jet? Good, because dude’s gonna jump on it from the collapsing on-ramp to nowhere. You’re welcome, America.