mom placation was ironing by which mens perrypops in a womansuit is the new child mystericating teats that can taint baconated digestive broads plastercasting gnostically from the great gospel wwjh

WTF?!?

And to think I liked that movie.

well i had an average day today: started packing, cleaning my room, went for coffee with ESTELA...

:-D You lucky duck.

i was a little surprised when she walked into the cafe wearing nothing but white stilettos, a thong, and a hairslide, but i got over it fairly quickly.

For 'surprised' you mean 'strangely aroused,' I assume.

O_o

what is a hairslide?

a hairclip. it's supposed to be a reference to another 'former' ilxor...

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO GET THE JOKE

i was born dumb

anyway. estela is awesome. even more vivacious and entertaining and interesting in real life than she is here.

we also discussed the logistics of a seattle FAP next year.

Wow! Really? (I mean did you really hang out with estela). Hmmmm, how can I arrange to drive all the way to Seattle...

xp Some people have a body double; John has a brain double.

hello, it is true sara! i saw ruby and she is very great and cute and gorgeous and we had a very lovely time, i am so happy to have met her before she left.

so, about that thong.....

sara, our planned hour-long coffee turned into 4 hours, we were having such a good time! and we discovered that we lived (at different times) in the same house!!

estela, no one got the thong/stilettos/hairslide reference :( :(

i know, and now i sound like a tragic freezing cold desperado.

it was so fun to meet you, really truly.

same here! i can't wait till we get to do it again!

i know!

i have to get some sleep now, i have hardly slept for days, have a good last night in wellington!

i love that after all thse months of totally atypical welly weather, tonight has been classic welly: rain, gusting winds... a great send-off! i need to try to get some sleep too, but i'm too wound up! arrrrggghhhhhh

also, guys, estela works as an undercover agent for the australasian branch of the FBI, which is why she remains somewhat of an enigma, but she confided it all in me.

oh SHIT. sorry estela, i forgot i wasn't suppose to tell anyone :(

oh ruby, how could you.

SHOCKING ITR SECRETS: FILM AT 11

FB: STILL A FURRY

I SAID "SHOCKING" AND "SECRETS"

You're going to have to do better than that, Scurvy.

Also, I don't want to see that film. Ever.

It's 11 here and there is no film at all. ;_;

So sad.

I cried ALL NIGHT!

^^^ may be a lie

Ha

Ned, you are laughing at my pain.

You hurt me in my heart. ;_;

OMG FRESH TEARS

hey the thread title broek

oh child scarring teats, where are you

Will the tears never end?

Hi guys,

I go away for the weekend and you haven't even got through 100 posts? I reckon everyone's too jealous of estela and rubes meeting up to actually write anything.

hi mark c! next i have got wilter in my sights.

Hey estela! Are you at work? I have no idea if you work actually. I'm in bed watching bad pop music on TV and catching up on a whole weekend's missed interweb time.

I'd like to meet Wilter too. Good luck, and report back when you do, okay?

no, i'm in wellington with my sister and some friends until wednesday. ruby has now quit wellington and gone to stay with her parents until she leaves for the states. it was really very wonderful to meet her, she is lovely. we said very nice things about itr.

did you & ruby meet for high tea at the top of a tall building?

Yes, she is aces. Do you like NZ? I have heard it's a bit like Britain, only upside down. Can you verify? I was in the south-west of England this weekend and I understand some of it resembles NZ. I am sort of making this up, but either way, there were sheep.

no deeznuts, we drank coffee a few feet above sea level.

mark, i dearly love nz, i am from here originally and some of my family are still here. i still haven't been to britain, so i can't verify anything. we come over here and go to the states quite a lot and then there isn't time to visit anywhere else. but we are planning to go to europe in the next couple of years.

ITR I HAVE AN ANOUNCEMENT....

LXY, JERGINS, REMY, LINGBERT, SARA AND JOHN JUSTEN:

I JUST WENT OUT AND BOUGHT 2.5 KG (5.5 POUNDS) OF NEW ZEALISH JUNK FOOD TO BRING TO THE US SO I CAN SEND IT TO YOU ALL.

PERKY NANAS, JAFFAS, SNIFTERS, PINEAPPLE LUMPS, MILK BOTTLES.

None for me? ;_;

(Admittedly I forgot to ask.)

oh ned, i'll try to spare you some, but you need to email me your address.

i am eating crunchy griffin's chocolate chip biscuits, i had forgotten all about them.

are those like chip's ahoy?