The Po-Faced Absurdity of DC Comics (picture thread)

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― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Who the hell is the chick with the mutton chops? That can't be Zatanna, can it?

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

It can!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

All "Black Like Lois Lane" jpgs are not required to appear on this thread, BTW.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

It ain't Mary Marvel!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

http://superman.ws/super-sons/lunch.gif
http://www.houseofcomics.com/images/BS02.gif

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Best title of a Lois Lane comic ever, though.

I can't believe that's Zatanna. I thought her look was more or less changeless, barring a hat and a few clothing changes. She looks like Dick Grayson that time when he was a crossdressing DEA agent who came to give Coop a hand!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

She's had at least three costumes.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:43 (nineteen years ago) link

See, by supporting character standards, that may as well be changeless!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Hey, I'm still wearing the same clothes myself.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

WHAT DID I SAY HUCK??!??!!?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:01 (nineteen years ago) link

whoops, I missed the "not" in your post, sorry, David.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:03 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:07 (nineteen years ago) link

ILC's first uberthread flamewar should absolutely be about black Lois Lane.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

It'd be a nice change of pace than other boards getting all cranky about Rob Liefeld or John Byrne or Green Lantern.

BLL is bangin', by the way.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

You know that there's talk of B3y0nc3 playing her in the next movie.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:13 (nineteen years ago) link

BLL?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

nevermind.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I have actually been present during an argument about whether or not BLL's breasts were larger than LWLL's.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:16 (nineteen years ago) link

LWLL?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.studio3d.com/images/For_Sale/supermanredblue.jpg

Lily-white?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:17 (nineteen years ago) link

(Yep.)

Oh man, they totally should have done Superman White/Superman Black!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:18 (nineteen years ago) link

What's the magic Google phrase to fill up this thread? I'm coming up blank!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.bat-hound.com/batgirl/batfam13full.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"batgirl sleeping"! Of course!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.greenarrowfansite.com/resource/pics/kungfu.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

http://superman.ws/tales2/lastPrime/0.gif

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

This is seriously one of the best threads ever.

Where's the Robin butt-munch cover?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link

http://theages.superman.ws/Encyclopaedia/Superboy/lsh-3.jpg

"Pull out his punch cards, Saturn Girl!"

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.titanstower.com/assets/whos%20who/aapanels/early/ttbb54a.jpg

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:52 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.sequentialellison.com/images/gallery/JusticeLeague/jla89_p3.jpg

Ring-a-ding-ding, said the Harlequin Ellis!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 11 June 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG WTF: (not a picture, but the introduction of two new supervillains you'll plotz over)
http://www.dccomics.com/comics/dc_display.html?cm_dc_itemCode=act819&month=September

― Huk-L, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

"they're behind you!"

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 07:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Huk-L, I am going to predict that your link concerns the introduction of SODOM & GOMMORAH (and Andrew's post pretty much cinches that knot). I'm not even gonna click on it, I'm so sure.

Between this & the "Nightcrawler is a demon" / Church of Humanity nonsense during his Uncanny X-Men run, I'm beginning to wonder if C4uck @u5ten (the Action Comics writer) isn't some sort of anti-Xtian freakazoid, or (at the very least) has some ego-sized chip on his shoulder regarding organized Western religion that causes him to vent his spleen in funny books. But, then, if you're naming villians after those 2 cities, then you're inadvertently making SOME comment about the events that took place in those cities, and that seems (to me) to suggest that this move is more of a pro-Xtian fundaMENTALIST move. I hope they have a boy sidekick called Buttplug.

I'm holding out for LOT & HIS WIFE to become regulars in Batman's Rogue Gallery during the PILLAR OF SALT x-over event this Christmas.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Surely their crimewaves are only illegal in certain states?

― Vic Fluro, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Certain states of undress!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link

What happened at Gommorah anyway? Was it taking and driving away?

― Vic Fluro, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:02 (nineteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD HO MY GOD

(NOTE: The previous line does not contain typos)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link

COMING SOON from the creators that brought you Team America ... PONTIUS PILATE, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:07 (nineteen years ago) link

David R., you continue to impress me. Keep this up and you'll be looking at raise before next quarter.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Woo hoo! A quarter raise!

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Superboy shows tough love:
http://superman.ws/tales2/mon-el/1/9.gif

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't leave me in suspense!

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

WHERE IS THE ROBIN BUTT-MUNCH PICTURE??????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link

You mean Chris O'Donnell?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.goldenagebatman.com/bat7a.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 16:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Sweet Jesus.

Huck, you have an almost disturbing ability for finding comics images online, btw.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

(actually, I just did an ILX search for "batman", "robin", "butt" and that image had been posted by Dan himself on the "Superheros Who Might Be Gay" thread. Though it may have appeared earlier. I have...uh, a deep, uh, fascination with comics images, so I guess I do put in the extra effort.)

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/87/400/87_4_099.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a paucity of Sprang-drawn Batman-fighting-alien pics. I'm sad.

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

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NO WAY!!!!! !! Black Lois move over!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Also, more comics cover copy should start with, "Everything happens when..."

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:45 (nineteen years ago) link

and "Don't ask: Just buy it!"

― Huck, Friday, 13 August 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Everything happen when ... BIZARRO MAKE CHICKEN VINDALOO!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:47 (nineteen years ago) link

"RUSHING towards the GREATEST CLIMAX EVER SEEN IN DON RICKLES!"

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"Everything Happens When" should be the title of a comic, like "Marvel Team-Up Starring Spider-Man And," where every issue, you know, the blank had to be filled in. Or "Just Imagine Stan Lee Creating..." for a more recent example.

And ALL major company events should take place in that title, see.

EVERYTHING HAPPENS WHEN ... Bane Breaks Batman's Back!

EVERYTHING HAPPENS WHEN ... The Thunderbolts Are Actually The Masters Of Evil!

EVERYTHING HAPPENS WHEN ... Captain Marvel Dies Of Cancer! No Shit!

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

SPOILER!(?)

EVERYTHING HAPPENS WHEN ... Magneto Is Xorn, And Magneto Dies, And Magneto Isn't Dead, And Xorn Is Real! Yeah, That's The Ticket!

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

And the inter-company crossover of the year:

WHAT IF EVERYTHING HAPPENS

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 13 August 2004 18:59 (nineteen years ago) link

You giys *haven't* read the JIMMY OLSEN ADVENTURES collection yet? For shame. Probably the best thing I've read so far this year. Seriously.

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Saturday, 14 August 2004 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I've got a giant fourth world graphic novel care package coming at me from Amazon, I've already got all the new gods stuff I think, and some of the forever people so it's the Olsen I'm most drooling for.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Sunday, 15 August 2004 07:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"giys". Heh.

I'm a maroon...

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Sunday, 15 August 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

The Olsen stuff is reprinted in color, right?

― Huck, Monday, 16 August 2004 03:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Yup. On nice paper even, unlike the rest of the FOURTH WORLD reprints.

― Matt Maxwell (Matt M.), Monday, 16 August 2004 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

three months pass...

Special (nearly)Xmas Revive:

"Silent Night Of The Batman", as reprinted in DC's Christmas With The Super-Heroes Special(1988)

http://www.geocities.com/spleetle/batman_christmas1.txt
http://www.geocities.com/spleetle/batman_christmas2.txt

Mmm, seasonal.

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:23 (nineteen years ago) link

And here's the cover...

ihttp://www.geocities.com/spleetle/christmas_superheroes.txt

See, they've given Superman a lead present so he can't see what's inside. Ho ho ho.

― Philip Alderman (Phil A), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 10:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Green Arrow must get bows like the rest of us get socks.

― robster (robster), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 11:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Official: batman has now got so big-headed that his head generates it's own gravitational field and is orbited by other people's heads

― Mark C (Markco), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 12:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Is that Alan Davis?

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:35 (nineteen years ago) link

John Byrne.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, so it is. The inking looks a bit like Davis.

― Wooden (Wooden), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, I think it's Byrne inking himself, back before he decided to switch to a pen thicker than his skull. Wonder Girl looks like she's wearing grannie panties.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link

My favourite superhero holidays story is from GLC when a spiteful Guy Gardner spikes the punch on New Years' Ever and the sauced Green Lanterns have to fight giant pink elephants from outerspace that were manifested from their drunk subconsciouses!
http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/3148/200/3148_2_211.jpg

― Huk-L, Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:09 (nineteen years ago) link

(hahahahahaha nothing gets Batman in the ass-kicking mood like glee club rehearsal!)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

"Hrm. Hark the herald angels. Two-Face."

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Revive!

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/1428/400/1428_4_206.jpg

― Amadeo (Amadeo G.), Friday, 18 November 2005 21:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I am laughing out loud here.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/comeon.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Does Green Arrow point his FINGER at her in the next panel?

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 18 November 2005 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

More Robin assery:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5687/624/1600/Batman171-27.jpg

― Amadeo (Amadeo G.), Friday, 18 November 2005 23:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Aaaaand...this blog is golden for these kinds of things. The comments are in spanish, though: http://jotacedt.blogspot.com.

And this one in english!: http://www.dialbforblog.com/

― Amadeo (Amadeo G.), Friday, 18 November 2005 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

flash's expression and pose in that immortality is killing me. he looks so... queeny!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 19 November 2005 01:23 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://www.comics.org/coverview.lasso?id=22606&zoom=4

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Sunday, 27 November 2005 04:31 (eighteen years ago) link

How in God's name does Jimmy get that beard? That's two years growth.

― Vic Fluro (Vic Fluro), Sunday, 27 November 2005 13:12 (eighteen years ago) link

The drugs were so much better in the 60's.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Sunday, 27 November 2005 13:17 (eighteen years ago) link

WE HATE MONEY. SUPERMAN IS A FREAK-OUT.

Hopefully Jimmy Olsen will be seduced by a gang of hyper-hippies during ASS.

― Vic Fluro (Vic Fluro), Sunday, 27 November 2005 13:22 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

OMG!
No wonder it to Lois Lane so long to get him down the aisle.
ihttp://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_I.JPG
http://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_Ia.JPG
http://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_II.JPG
http://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_III.JPG
http://luchins.com/dickery/SUPERMAN07_Gay%20City_IV.JPG

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 23 February 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

That's so on purpose.

― chap who would dare to be completely sober on the internet (chap), Thursday, 23 February 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5924/1009/320/CCI00041.0.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 24 February 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

gaarrahh! love you... must sodomise you, lantern!

― Mark C (Markco), Friday, 24 February 2006 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

"I've found that your other ring is of more use to me, Lantern1"

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 24 February 2006 16:05 (eighteen years ago) link

And if we're going to make assumption about Batman and Green Lantern's sexualities....How about?
ihttp://www.flickr.com/photos/41538495@N00/89853459/in/photostream/

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Friday, 24 February 2006 16:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Does she have an ill-fitting silicone implant, or why is her breast shaped like that?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 26 February 2006 11:01 (eighteen years ago) link

It's the camera - it adds 50% more breast meat.

We need an OMG INDIE BOOBS thread.

― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 26 February 2006 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

It looks like a perfectly normally (big) boob squished by a tight-fitting top to me.

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Sunday, 26 February 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2917/964/400/ww%202.jpg

NOw, this is more than a little fucked up.

― Stone Monkey (Stone Monkey), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually, from the Golden Age Wonder Woman comics I've read, that's pretty tame and normal. There's no WW diatribe about how women should learn to love being tied up.

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/60/9459/640/jltf81aa.jpg

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

that's obviously a man in drag. look at that honker.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Central City Science Quiz!

― 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Thursday, 13 July 2006 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

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