― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago) link
virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue. virtue.virtue. virture. virtue. virtue. virtue.
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link
I'm stupid, I'm smart, I'm wicked smart, I'm wicked wicked smart, I'm stupid again. And I have a mouse called Algernon.
― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago) link
Eh...
― SRH (Skrik), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago) link
Sloth or entropy? Who can tell, really?
― otto, Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link
Otto - that is the most brilliant thing I've read today.
^_^
― BabyBuddha (BabyBuddha), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link
My retarded brother's castration may have had something to do with my bastard daughter, another brother's suicide, or another brother's general assholishness. Or maybe not.
― DanielTheHead, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 02:15 (twenty years ago) link
Jurgis immigrates with family,marries,jobkidskids diewife cheatsJurgis beatsprisonwife diesson diesruns awayreturnsprisonturns socialist
― saline, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago) link
Yuppies whine about how tough their lives are.
― August (August), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 02:38 (twenty years ago) link
War is hell, but we can't shoot soldiers who go crazy anymore, so let them write poems instead.
― August (August), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago) link
― rotten shark meat, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago) link
Posh dandy tries matchmaking, wins enemies; beatings loom. Thank goodness for the fish-eating servant!
― Ann Sterzinger (Ann Sterzinger), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago) link
~The Hearing Trumpet, by Leonora Carrington
― Jorge, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago) link
― ccccccc, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago) link
I just realized this is an anagram of Tyrone Slothrop.
― o. nate (onate), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:10 (twenty years ago) link
Disgruntled children misunderstanding their senile parents. Oh yeah, talking turds.
― learned, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago) link
Asshole, Come to africa where i can purge cash and make factual mistakes before i drown at some point, i haven't worked this out properly.
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 11:09 (twenty years ago) link
Conspiracy theories are a load of bollocks. Or are they?
― SRH (Skrik), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:53 (twenty years ago) link
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.
― SRH (Skrik), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Ike Stephenson (Ike Stephenson), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link
Upwardly mobile whore inspires man to get job. Wife leaves, dies; brother dies; kid leaves with whore. Man breaks leg.
― BPG, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link
"Are you the detective Paul Auster?" No, but I'll pretend I am. Actually I write detective novels, and now I'm pretending to be a detective! Later I get to meet the real Auster, who isn't a detective at all but the author of this post.
― Paul Auster, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago) link
Little guys go to a lot of trouble to get rid of stolen jewelry.
― BPG, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link
Three men infatuated with one beautiful woman. Guy she ends up with is too good for her.
― Vermont Girl (Vermont Girl), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link
Boy meets girl, boy imprisons girl, girl withers away. Boy meets girl...
― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago) link
Apocalypse Now but with Brahms instead of The Doors.
― BPG, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago) link
"Is the grass greener on the other side? It must be. Oh, it isn't. Time to die."
― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago) link
"Being in World War II was so bad that now I hallucinate about aliens and time travel."
― BPG, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago) link
Rural tart gets mixed up with local bounder. Dad is constantly pissed. Too upbeat? OK, I'll add a dead baby and a murder. Stonehenge. Hanging.
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago) link
Ok - I'm cheating. That's every John Grisham novel.
― BabyBuddha (BabyBuddha), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago) link
― SRH (Skrik), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Cupie (Cupie), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Cupie (Cupie), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago) link
― chillythekid, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago) link
Boy loves girl. "I'm too original for you," sniffs girl. Girl proves originality by marrying gold-digging asshole. First boy stalks girl.
― Phil Christman, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago) link
"You're an idiot," says Rogozhin. "Yes," smiles Myshkin. "I'm going to mistreat a woman now," says Rogozhin. "Unhand her, you beast!" says Myshkin. His brain fries.
I also had a prof in college who liked to summarize all of Soviet Social Realism this way:Boy meets tractor. Boy and tractor fall in love. Boy and tractor live happily ever after.
― Phil Christman, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago) link
Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung by Lester Bangs
WHOOP! Benzedrine's great Romilar's cheaper! NGK ZRRRRZSSST Noise is primal actfact of funky/tragic pullulation (cf. Velvets, 1965) ZAP! OK, what was I talking about?
― Phil Christman, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Cali, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Art Linkletter, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link
I think therefore I am...but that's it, baby.
― Not That Chuck, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago) link
A frenzy of drugs and sex, somewhat like a frat house, only in the near future.
― loveisreal, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:34 (twenty years ago) link
She's a man, baby! Or is s/he?
― tl (tom), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:42 (twenty years ago) link
Being young is better than being old. Marriage sucks. Men are assholes.
― Chris Jay, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link
Dostoyevsky "Notes From Underground"
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago) link
The Magus by John Fowles (9/10ths of this, Foreigner)
― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago) link
Batleby the Scrivener
― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link
Get there before the hair.
― el kabong, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago) link
If there's grass on the field, then play ball.
― el kabong, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago) link
War, hate, disease, famine, poverty, anger, rioting, rape, crime, theft, terrorism, racism, sexism, homophobia, drug addiction, fear and I got laid last night. Thouroghruly worthwhile.
― Rob Wright A.K.A. Ned the viking, Saturday, 18 March 2006 12:27 (eighteen years ago) link
Don't bother reading this, just pinch yourself and chop onions till you cry.
― Rob Wright A.K.A. Ned the viking, Saturday, 18 March 2006 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link
― Brita, Tuesday, 4 April 2006 07:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― frodo baggins, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 06:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― hispam, Friday, 28 April 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link
Everything in this book is a total lie, but it's still true for the psychological reasons I say it is. Or maybe I'm just crazy.
― UnknownWarrior33 (unknownwarrior33), Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:01 (eighteen years ago) link
We fell in love with them and now the two of us want to escape. I'm glad I found her. Society is evil.
― UnknownWarrior33 (unknownwarrior33), Sunday, 14 May 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link
Consider Phlebas
Intergalactic Mind-fuck in which main character does a fair bit of lots of things
― David James Cruse (Day In Day out Day In Day Out), Monday, 26 June 2006 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link
Admiral sails ...Victorean charlatan composes ...70's reporter ...Publisher ...Future clone escapes ...postapocalyptic civilization sucks like all... tolitarian oppression... is institutionalized... exposes corporate malfeasance... music... pacific
― Camiel (Camiel), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 13:11 (seventeen years ago) link
Young, unattractive black girl wants to have blue eyes in order to look prettier. Prays to God every day. Gets nailed by her father instead.
― Al Harris (Spotter), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link
THOSE WHO DARE...TRIP THEIR BALLS OFF. THOSE WHO DON'T, LIVE WITH ONLY THE ONE REALITY OF CONSCIENCE.
― David James Cruse (Day In Day out Day In Day Out), Friday, 13 October 2006 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Gremlins(the movie)RTFM.
― lattegrappa, Sunday, 26 September 2010 09:15 (thirteen years ago) link