I was raped and murdered. Still, look on the bright side.
― All Bunged Up. (Jake Proudlock), Friday, 27 February 2004 11:42 (twenty years ago) link
The bastard lied to me.
― LondonLee (LondonLee), Friday, 27 February 2004 13:25 (twenty years ago) link
Rich people are cool, especially Catholic ones.
― LondonLee (LondonLee), Friday, 27 February 2004 13:27 (twenty years ago) link
Whitney Houston made me do it.
― LondonLee (LondonLee), Friday, 27 February 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago) link
God can be a right bastard sometimes.
― LondonLee (LondonLee), Friday, 27 February 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago) link
Boo, Grover Cleveland. Boo.
― Oddrey, Friday, 27 February 2004 15:30 (twenty years ago) link
Stuff makes other stuff happen.
― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 27 February 2004 16:21 (twenty years ago) link
All revolutions devour their young, especially when they taste like chicken.
― LondonLee (LondonLee), Friday, 27 February 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link
I hate hippies.
― LondonLee (LondonLee), Friday, 27 February 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Øystein H-O (Øystein H-O), Friday, 27 February 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 28 February 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago) link
Kesey takes LSD, makes a commune, gathers followers, uses day-glo, becomes paranoid, burns out. Author tripped out as well.
― iguanadon, Saturday, 28 February 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago) link
New York New York, big city of dreams, and everything in New York ain't always what it seems. (Like, for instance, I'm a Republican)
― spittle (spittle), Saturday, 28 February 2004 06:14 (twenty years ago) link
I read this book. Because Tyler read this book.
― PuzzleMonkey, Saturday, 28 February 2004 09:27 (twenty years ago) link
Whoooo oooo! Quaint little girl scares the crap out of grown up readers.
― PuzzleMonkey, Saturday, 28 February 2004 09:33 (twenty years ago) link
Heroin eyeball. Razor. Control fuck. Is.
― PuzzleMonkey, Saturday, 28 February 2004 09:34 (twenty years ago) link
Hey, man, that's like, only 9 words :)
The I Robot summary was one of the most spot on in the whole list.
― PuzzleMonkey, Saturday, 28 February 2004 09:39 (twenty years ago) link
Three guys get obsessed and die proving that conspiracy theories are the new opium for the masses.
― tully, Saturday, 28 February 2004 12:17 (twenty years ago) link
Benji's golf balls fell by Caddy, laughing, as her underwear stained and so the son in time stills as a hat drifts another Southern weight pushed through the servants, the father, the oaks.
― Joseph Brodsky, Saturday, 28 February 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link
A poor, depressing town. A bunch of pathetic folks tell their problems to a deaf man. Deaf man kills himself to be rid of them.
― Timothy Klein, Saturday, 28 February 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link
//
My Colorful Career Fixing Things Up for a Bunch of Unappreciative Nitwits.
― Tom Chalkley, Saturday, 28 February 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link
Let's go kill some people. Now they're killing us. We better kill more people. Now let's kill each other.
― mcdowell, Saturday, 28 February 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago) link
Slothrop gets it on where rockets fall, hops Channel, wanders wasted Europe. Stuff happens. Bleicher launches V-2 complete with sex slave. Good bye Los Angeles?
― palinode, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link
Ender's a vicious little boy, but it's not his fault. Ender learns to make people work together. Ender wins. By the way, Wiggins rule Earth.
― Afgn Caap, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link
The looney bin is better than prison. Everyone should rebel. Electroshock bites, but fishing's cool. Crap, Ratched won. Sometimes death's the only escape from suckage.
― Afgn Caap, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago) link
Here's some savants. Here's some vagabonds. Look, they're sort of connected! I'll tell you about it later.
― Neal Shrader, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Timmeh!, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:23 (twenty years ago) link
(Midnight's Children - Salman Rushdie)
― Chris Conroy, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago) link
― 235w103, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:28 (twenty years ago) link
― 235w103, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago) link
Quicksilver - Neal Stephenson
Here's some savants. Here's some vagabonds. Look, they're sort of connected! I'll tell you about it after I finish meticulously detailing the entire 17th century.
― Neal Shrader, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago) link
I'm fucked up. There are lots of drugs(1) America is addicted to pleasure. Lookout, handicapped(2) quebecois!
(1) ie, meperedine hyrdochloride, Dalmane, Stelazine.(2) they played with trains.
― colin, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link
Vogon poetry is awful, perspective even worse. Earth is mostly harmless. Don't panic, but remember your towel. The answer to life, universe, and everything? 42.
― edverb, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:39 (twenty years ago) link
Trains are great. Too bad human beings screw them up so bad. Now, you'll have to excuse me while I step on your face. Commie.
― Neal Shrader, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:42 (twenty years ago) link
Guy wants to go to Africa. Has to fetch this Kurtz fellow. Africa is fucking crazy but not as crazy as Kurtz. Narrator: namesless twit.
― Zachatollah, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:48 (twenty years ago) link
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
- http://www.jokeemail.com/tv/tv1.htm
― Ooga Booga, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago) link
I will not fear plans within plans to swallow spice worms in a dry throat.
― freedom tickler, Saturday, 28 February 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link
(Quixote) - I am a chivalric knight! (Sancho) No, I'm afraid you are delusional. (Quixote) Well, fine. I'll just die.
― brad thomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago) link
(Ishmael) Where is that damn whale? (everyone else) You're crazy! (Ishmael) Ah, there it is.
― brad thomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago) link
You had sex with your Mom. No, I didn't. Oh, wait...yes I did. Crap.
― brad thomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago) link
(George) Try not to act dumb. (Lennie) Okay. oh, crap. (George) Bam!
― brad thomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago) link
― bradthomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:19 (twenty years ago) link
Jesus, look at all the vampires on my lawn. I'll just hang out here until they eventually kill me.
― bradthomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link
42.
― brad thomas, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link
Absinthe, whores, fuck, cunt, whores, VD, absinthe, Paris, absinthe, whores, pubic hair, absinthe, what? whores, whores, boredom, let's go fuck some whores, absinthe.
― josh schulman, Saturday, 28 February 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link
I can't seem to finish my next book, but I still teach kids to write anyway. Adultery creates, and eventually solves, all of my problems.
― ipe, Sunday, 29 February 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago) link
Rand's the dragon. Now, here's Lamgwin, Reene, Selande, Carlinya, Wil, Lir, Darlin, Melaine, Gedwin, Renaille, Bela and Else. Are they important? Read and Find Out.
― Afgn Caap, Sunday, 29 February 2004 00:36 (twenty years ago) link
The colonists' diseases ravaged the natives as those back home annihilated themselves. "Who wants a hot dog?" Where are the Martians, Daddy? In the pool.
― trvolk, Sunday, 29 February 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago) link
I'm Pip. Who's my benefactor. Is she Havisham? No, the ex-con. I love Estella. She uses me for twisted games. Life's easier when you're poor.
― Afgn Caap, Sunday, 29 February 2004 01:01 (twenty years ago) link