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just a ref to that timeless soto zing

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 04:57 (ten years ago) link

tryhard repartee rather than just ill considered larfs

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 04:58 (ten years ago) link

i can't find the original zing

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:04 (ten years ago) link

the aspirant drollness in contradistinction to yr common or garden ilx larfs

MONSTER TARANTULA VS. RABBIT

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:50 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(hahahahahaha I successfully avoided posting that for a good 75 minutes)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hehehehe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 21:51 (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:11 (ten years ago) link

hehehe

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:31 (ten years ago) link

thank u for clarifying nakhchivan

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 16:34 (ten years ago) link

eric h. clink!s like all the time. god i am so bored

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:05 (ten years ago) link

threads that effortlessly summarize

Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

what

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

summarize WHAT?!?!?!

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

how outrageous, so droll etc oh my god all living things must someday die

Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

hehehehe

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link

fend off the braying void w/ quippery

Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link

"neigh" the whinnying void

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:10 (ten years ago) link

maybe they just like that sound, clink!

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link

Jake G. can use his quippery on me anytime, amirite

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

who is that

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:14 (ten years ago) link

oh gyllenhaal

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:15 (ten years ago) link

shirtless boyss in filumss

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:15 (ten years ago) link

he is v. fetching even though he is a frequent subject of clink! posts

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:17 (ten years ago) link

clink! seems to be a time-honored mode of socializing among homosexuals. i enjoy and respect it even when fourth-rate because i am just not very good at it and when i make a successful clink! irl i'm quite embarrassingly proud of myself.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link

eric h. clink!s like all the time. god i am so bored

― mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:05 (12 minutes ago)

why do gay americans like to pretend they are characters in british upper class novels of the 1930's

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link

lol xp

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link

a good clink! is totally admirable

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link

there is a corner of america where evelyn waugh never died

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link

that corner is here c.f. every thursday night and sunday afternoon at club try-angles

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link

where downton abbey is always on in the "parlor"

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link

if you were really trying to be british you'd spell it with the u tbf *clink!*

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link

oopsie

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link

oopsie woopsies full points imago full points

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:33 (ten years ago) link

ta-ra!

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link

are clinks and zings /
different things?

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:34 (ten years ago) link

clinks are generally self-congratulatory

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link

this meretricious glassware is ever so coarse, one would even be inclined to think one's hosts nouveau riche! dear boy, these horrid champagne flutes are fit for nothing but being crushed underfoot at a hebrew wedding! why, if i may be permitted to agree with you! still, if someone else is paying it would be most infra dig to raise such matters at table....very much a case of 'drink up' good sirs!

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:37 (ten years ago) link

there 'gales a veteran of the despicient roundelay!

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link

in order to have a good clink! you need to use words your audience actually knows

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:41 (ten years ago) link

why, the merest classical education would avail you of every facilifaction!

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link

not even google appears to know despicient, damn

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link

I know greek where it counts, darling

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link

the... bedroom? clink!

Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:43 (ten years ago) link

always with the erotic ironware, that one!

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

hehehe

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link

what a gas

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:47 (ten years ago) link

mordy you must try these "hot links" (sausages)

clink!

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

u can't see me right now but i am pursing my lips and making a chortling sound like "hmm, hmm, hmm" in roguish appreciation

Mordy, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:49 (ten years ago) link

lj, your attempts at clink! suffer from being too imaginative. You need to rely on well-known tropes and constructions. They need to feel as effortless as raising a glass.

sarahell, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:52 (ten years ago) link

keep your vitrotulence, lady, I'm for my own passage!

pecker shrivellage (imago), Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:55 (ten years ago) link

stop stifling clink! prodigies

mattresslessness, Thursday, 30 October 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

that doesn't really work does it

clouds, Monday, 3 November 2014 04:50 (nine years ago) link

i mean i appreciate leave her to heaven largely for the integrity and beauty of its form as well.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 3:30 PM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I appreciated it for drowning an annoying child.

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, November 5, 2014 4:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's wonderful for both reasons!

― Nhex, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 4:22 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:23 (nine years ago) link

3rd post is extraneous, but the 2nd, of course, is a well-formed clink!

sarahell, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:22 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUol7oQ2leE

mattresslessness, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:59 (nine years ago) link

Countdown to the death of "the death of Cinema" articles.

― Bobby Ken Doll (Eric H.), Monday, 26 November 2012 16:20 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

individual meta dater (wins), Sunday, 9 November 2014 19:26 (nine years ago) link

per Sarah's suggestion of outing our own occasional clink!s, the above kind of nested hilarity is something I have indulged in

individual meta dater (wins), Sunday, 9 November 2014 19:28 (nine years ago) link

eg I once had a fb status "comments about how Christmas ads are getting earlier every year are getting earlier every year" oh the wit

individual meta dater (wins), Sunday, 9 November 2014 19:29 (nine years ago) link

What about people who say: "I don't own a television, because I always watch tv programs on my computer, or occasionally my phone, so there's no real point in my owing yet another screen, unless it's so I can say I own a television, so as to avoid annoying all you thin-skinned folks who find this mere fact of my television non-ownership irritating."

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, November 10, 2014 9:03 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they need to speak in shorter sentences

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 10, 2014 9:08 AM (19 minutes ago)

sarahell, Monday, 10 November 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link

i remember being extremely put off by alexander pope when i studied him in college.

― Treeship, Sunday, November 16, 2014 8:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That's ok. People who met Alexander Pope irl were often put off by him, too.

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Sunday, November 16, 2014 8:29 PM (Yesterday)

the HegeMony Mony Chant thread in the Most Read Threads List (sarahell), Monday, 17 November 2014 10:37 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

there's sadness behind those eyes

― shower cretin (brownie), Friday, September 12, 2014 7:18 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Must be a Cleveland sports fan.

― Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Friday, September 12, 2014 11:11 AM (2 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(曇り) (clouds), Friday, 5 December 2014 18:09 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

lol

thomas cishetty (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

i had two glasses of different nebbiolos last night

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link

were they dope

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

i want to hear the gab about nebbiolos

example (crüt), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:07 (nine years ago) link

they were dope, one was sparkling, the other was a rose

there was lots of gabbing while i had said nebbiolos

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

in fact, i ordered the nebbiolos specifically because it was a gabby night out

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

there's a nice italian term vino di meditazione that would describe a good nebbiolo from piedmont, perhaps a suitable wine for nebb to drink of an evening if he still hasn't found a forum to replace ilx in his heart

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Saturday, 14 February 2015 21:34 (nine years ago) link

evening standard hack fay maschler is a bit of a maven for the clink aesthetic

To my surprise, my companion says: “I like Harrods the way I like the zoo. They both try to make the incongruous seem normal.”

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Monday, 16 February 2015 00:29 (nine years ago) link

Finally the huge spaceship with its very numerous and highly qualified crew arrived on Arret, the planet so far and so similar to our Earth...... Surely there would be something to learn. In fact there were, contrary to other sectors, large differences with respect to Earth. The vines had similar although obviously wore different names. L'oloibben, l' arebrab, l 'otteclod were typical of the north west of a nation very similar to Italy, the Ailati.

http://www.acquabuona.it/2009/06/il-pianeta-al-contrario/

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Monday, 23 February 2015 23:49 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

Reminds me of my exchange with a student last Thursday who wondered why she'd gotten a C+ on a paper.

She: But I wrote about [an impressive topic].

Me: Great. Go back and write that paper."

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 9, 2016 11:32 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Laertiades (imago), Wednesday, 9 March 2016 11:36 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

haha. there's some absolute gold on Facebook.

― piscesx, Saturday, 14 May 2016 13:26 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fool's Gold!

― But... could you imagine a formation in your lemonade? Ho! (Turrican), Saturday, 14 May 2016 13:38 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:11 (eight years ago) link

wrong thread :-/

a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 14 May 2016 16:13 (eight years ago) link

more of a clunk than a clink

sarahell, Saturday, 14 May 2016 18:57 (eight years ago) link

yeah my bad

a mom shaped pom (wins), Saturday, 14 May 2016 19:02 (eight years ago) link

the difference between u and i ...

sarahell, Saturday, 14 May 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link


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