The new testing champion!
http://www.nytimes.com/2012/01/27/sports/baseball/tests-on-dustin-richardson-found-5-banned-substances.html
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:18 (twelve years ago) link
can i use this thread to say FREE RYAN BRAUN
― frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Friday, 27 January 2012 16:22 (twelve years ago) link
http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/60/6067/88ID100Z/posters/robert-mankoff-i-m-probably-in-the-minority-but-i-would-ve-loved-to-see-mantle-on-stero--new-yorker-cartoon.jpg
― clemenza, Monday, 20 February 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
Braun won his appeal.
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2012/02/ryan-braun-wins-appeal-will-not-be-suspended.html
― gutta gutta island (s. morris), Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
wonder what the "technicality" is
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link
Wasn't expecting that.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:33 (twelve years ago) link
awesome
― omar little, Thursday, 23 February 2012 22:34 (twelve years ago) link
“Major League Baseball considers the obligations of the Joint Drug Prevention and Treatment Program essential to the integrity of our game, our Clubs and all of the players who take the field. It has always been Major League Baseball’s position that no matter who tests positive, we will exhaust all avenues in pursuit of the appropriate discipline. We have been true to that position in every instance, because baseball fans deserve nothing less.
“As a part of our drug testing program, the Commissioner’s Office and the Players Association agreed to a neutral third party review for instances that are under dispute. While we have always respected that process, Major League Baseball vehemently disagrees with the decision rendered today by arbitrator Shyam Das.”
!
― polyphonic, Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
Interesting local article today about how random testing may not be so random:
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/02/22/testy-issue-for-jays
― clemenza, Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link
"Braun didn't argue evidence of tampering, didn't argue anything about science being wrong but argued protocol had not been followed. A second source confirmed to ESPN investigative reporter Mark Fainaru-Wada that Braun did not dispute the science but rather questioned chain of custody/collection procedure.
According to one of the sources, the collector, after getting Braun's sample, was supposed to take the sample to FedEx/Kinkos for shipping but thought it was closed because it was late on a Saturday. As has occurred in some other instances, the collector took the sample home and kept it in a cool place and possibly refrigerated it. Policy states that the sample is supposed to get to FedEx as soon as possible."
― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:40 (twelve years ago) link
@JordanSchaferWow it's time like this I wish I could speak my mind, but I've learned to just keep my mouth shut n stay on my straight path now.
― polyphonic, Thursday, 23 February 2012 23:57 (twelve years ago) link
I had to remind myself who he was. The system is slapdash at best.
― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
this means MANNY IS INNOCENT
― bnw, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
http://newspaper.li/static/8908c6b8f17988fc2b895915feaf3bf0.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:17 (twelve years ago) link
What was the shape of Schafer's prior path?
― Andy K, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
(Leafy -- right.)
wtf @ collector taking the sample home
― johnny crunch, Friday, 24 February 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link
dude's probably lonely.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 February 2012 03:07 (twelve years ago) link
clemenza - is that the first you'd heard about the epic Bautista testings?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 February 2012 03:18 (twelve years ago) link
Yes--have they been complaining about this for a while? Bypassed me.
― clemenza, Friday, 24 February 2012 03:27 (twelve years ago) link
no, not complaining. but i've been reading about it for here and there for maybe a year now.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 February 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
Kurkjian was just talking about Braun's taint.
― Andy K, Friday, 24 February 2012 04:40 (twelve years ago) link
PEDs 2012: Juice Em Up and Let Em Rip
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 February 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago) link
guess shasta really is gone
― buzza, Friday, 24 February 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link
so if braun has a bad year the test was right. and if he has a good one he is still taking PEDs.
― bnw, Friday, 24 February 2012 06:00 (twelve years ago) link
i haven't seen this before, found this as a comment on a Giants board so it could be common knowledge or.
The big rumor is that Braun was taking a medication to treat genital herpes, that in some form it interfered with the test. It was the cause of his treatment that caused the less than forthcoming responses about specific facts from Braun and others. Who knows the truth, but that’s the rumor.
― Bee OK, Friday, 24 February 2012 06:01 (twelve years ago) link
wait, what happened to Shasta?
― Bee OK, Friday, 24 February 2012 06:02 (twelve years ago) link
pujols had shasta killed when he got out to california. he is buried with the only real copy of albert's birth certificate. rip.
― bnw, Friday, 24 February 2012 06:04 (twelve years ago) link
great, a herpes rumor just when I was going to poke my nose into Braun's taint
― Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 February 2012 06:11 (twelve years ago) link
If a major company wants to throw their case, I'm sure any "independent arbiter" would let them.
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Friday, 24 February 2012 13:17 (twelve years ago) link
That herpes rumor has been around for months over here in Brewerland, but there are now other rumors that the sample tested negative for STDs. Rumors are rumors, as transient as a summer breeze.
― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Friday, 24 February 2012 14:35 (twelve years ago) link
Also, tantalizingly, from player rep Chris Narveson: "Put it this way: This isn’t the first time we’ve had issues with the people [in charge of testing] in Milwaukee. There have been other issues with timing."
― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Friday, 24 February 2012 14:40 (twelve years ago) link
"but there are now other rumors that the sample tested negative for STDs"
I don't think most STD tests are urine-based.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:48 (twelve years ago) link
I'm curious is there actually a public ruling that can be read? Or is this just leaks from MLB and Braun's side?
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 February 2012 16:51 (twelve years ago) link
i would rather people think i was hitting questionable poon than a cheater.
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 24 February 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
but that's just me.
and possibly Braun i guess.
"There have been other issues with timing."
Word to Artie Fufkin.
― Andy K, Friday, 24 February 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
"Kick my ass. As a man, I'm asking you to kick my ass." --Anonymous dude who collects MLB players pee in his Edgar Allan Poe-styled basement
― Display Name (this cannot be changed):, Friday, 24 February 2012 18:18 (twelve years ago) link
yeah when i saw this the first thing i thought of was some random guy hanging out with ryan braun's pee sample for the day
― ciderpress, Friday, 24 February 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
Having fun with Braun's pee samplehttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/HathBrad/INTERNET%20DOWNLOADS/ANIMATED%20GIFS/555587017.gif
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 February 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
does anyone else think maybe that switched up Nyjer Morgan's sample with BRAUNDOs?
― sanskrit, Saturday, 25 February 2012 04:15 (twelve years ago) link
dick pound thinks so
― mookieproof, Saturday, 25 February 2012 04:23 (twelve years ago) link
i did hear ny talk radio for .5 seconds today and heard "clean cut" ryan braun so
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 25 February 2012 04:38 (twelve years ago) link
they were talking about his circumcision
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 25 February 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link
lol otm
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 25 February 2012 04:39 (twelve years ago) link
I think this covers the issue better than anything else I read.
http://espn.go.com/espn/commentary/story/_/page/munson-120224/ryan-braun-ruling-raises-embarrassing-questions-mlb-drug-testing
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:42 (twelve years ago) link
MLB really looks foolish at this point.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:45 (twelve years ago) link
Apparently the full decision will be available to read in a month.
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, 25 February 2012 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Saturday, February 25, 2012 8:45 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
they really do! and instead of sucking it up and vowing to improve the testing process they're acting like a bunch of babies about it.
― call all destroyer, Saturday, 25 February 2012 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
ban morbs for mentioning another sport
― mookieproof, Thursday, 20 February 2014 15:51 (ten years ago) link
Exasperated media published on March 4:
http://www.freep.com/article/20140304/SPORTS02/303040023/detroit-tigers-st-louis-cardinals-jhonny-peralta
Jhonny Peralta isn’t a St. Louis Cardinal because he violated baseball’s drug policy. He’s a Cardinal because he got caught violating that policy.This put the Tigers in a squeeze last season when Peralta was about to be suspended, forcing the team to trade for another shortstop, giving up a valuable prospect — Avisail Garcia — in return.That shortstop, Jose Iglesias, didn’t play Monday when the Cardinals took on the Tigers at Joker Marchant Stadium.But Peralta did, reminding Tigers fans what baseball justice looks like.Cheat. Serve time. Move on. Come back. Blast two homers against the team you hurt. This end result isn’t Peralta’s fault, per se; he’s just navigating the system that employs him.
This put the Tigers in a squeeze last season when Peralta was about to be suspended, forcing the team to trade for another shortstop, giving up a valuable prospect — Avisail Garcia — in return.
That shortstop, Jose Iglesias, didn’t play Monday when the Cardinals took on the Tigers at Joker Marchant Stadium.
But Peralta did, reminding Tigers fans what baseball justice looks like.
Cheat. Serve time. Move on. Come back. Blast two homers against the team you hurt. This end result isn’t Peralta’s fault, per se; he’s just navigating the system that employs him.
BRING THE PAIN!
― Andy K, Tuesday, 4 March 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link
Bosox' butthurtedness on Peralta led to stiffer penalties
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/after-facing-jhonny-peralta-in-alcs-boston-red-sox-fought-to-change-ped-penalties-041014
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 April 2014 18:35 (ten years ago) link
Poor World Champions
― Andy K, Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:49 (ten years ago) link
Two leaders of Major League Baseball's investigations unit are among five employees to leave following last year's drug inquiry that led to suspensions of 14 players....
MLB said Thursday the department is now handling "wide-ranging areas" and "felt compelled to restructure in order to increase the effectiveness and efficiency of its investigative capabilities."
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/10869005/top-mlb-officials-leaving-invstigations-unit-restructuring
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:03 (ten years ago) link
29yo orioles minor leaguer eddie gamboa was suspended 50 games today for 'exogenous testosterone'
which is kind of interesting because he is a knuckleballer
― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 June 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link
Exogenous means it's applied on the outside, ie the surface of the baseball
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 14 June 2014 01:58 (nine years ago) link
what will they think of next
― mookieproof, Saturday, 14 June 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
A knuckleballer who didn't want to have kids, perhaps.
― Andy K, Saturday, 14 June 2014 02:25 (nine years ago) link
xp
(They've probably thought of knuckleballers who don't want to have kids.)
― Andy K, Saturday, 14 June 2014 02:26 (nine years ago) link
the ol' ADD exemption
http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2014/7/23/5930893/cameron-maybin-suspended-padres-amphetamine-add
― son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link
remember when he was a five-tool prospect?
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 July 2014 19:11 (nine years ago) link
http://www.makeandtakes.com/wp-content/uploads/kidscookingtools3.png
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 24 July 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/baseball/tony-la-russa-put-steroid-cheats-baseball-hall-fame-asterisks-article-1.1880787
“I knew our programs in Oakland were 100% clean,” said La Russa, who managed the A’s from 1986-1995. “But we had our suspicions — guys hitting stronger but not working out. I went to Sandy and ownership about this. And they told me flat off, ‘Right of privacy. It’s a collective bargaining issue.’ ”
This guy's supposed to be a genius or something? Sounds more like he got his JD from a Florida school.
― Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 04:21 (nine years ago) link
@JoeGiglioSportsIn order to take down A-Rod, MLB worked with a drug dealer that distributed PEDs to 12-17 yr olds in the Dominican.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link
@jay_jaffeMOAR BIOGENESIS RT @TJQuinnESPN: Two law enf. sources tell me investigation revealed previously unnamed MLB players. Expect more suspension
― Andy K, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
Two most common responses I've gotten on unnamed players are "please be Ortiz" and "please be Jeter."
— T.J. Quinn (@TJQuinnESPN) August 5, 2014
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
Ortiz?!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:04 (nine years ago) link
people've wanted that for years now
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
had no idea... i guess mainly because he's "well liked"?
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:29 (nine years ago) link
did you not follow the price/ortiz stuff at all
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
hits a lot of homers for an old guy, is a boston red sock, has been a boston red sock through all of their annoying incarnations, will probably end up in the hall of fame without really deserving it, is kind of a dick now, never gotten the impression that he's well-liked outside of boston maybe except for ~2004
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
>price/ortiz stuff at all
no idea. i really don't read much baseball outside of scores/stats!
― Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link
It's better that way
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:41 (nine years ago) link
i think it mostly just comes down to people suspecting he's on roids
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
Ortiz was supposedly one of the hundred or so players who tested positive in '03, before there were any penalties for taking PED's. So it wouldn't be Ortiz's first time getting caught (allegedly).
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 22:37 (nine years ago) link
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/mlb/2014/08/05/biogenesis-tony-bosch-more-mlb-names-could-be-leaked/13641293/
"Are drugs ever going to be out of the game? No," Kirk Radomski, the former New York Mets clubhouse attendant who was convicted for distributing steroids in 2007 to baseball players, told USA TODAY Sports."I still get guys calling me, asking me how to get to that next level. There are a lot of guys out there beating the system."There probably are going to be a bunch of guys who are worried now that the feds are involved."
"I still get guys calling me, asking me how to get to that next level. There are a lot of guys out there beating the system.
"There probably are going to be a bunch of guys who are worried now that the feds are involved."
― Andy K, Wednesday, 6 August 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link
Dan Connolly @danconnollysun 4m Waiting on official word but hearing Chris Davis has tested pos for amphetamines. 25 game suspension
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link
now official
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 15:08 (nine years ago) link
The 25 games shall include all regular season games and Postseason games in which the player would have been eligible to play.
and so close to the mendoza line too
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 12 September 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link
wonder when the failed test was, like if it was announced a week ago he'd be back by postseason
― johnny crunch, Friday, 12 September 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link
Assuming he's telling the truth, why wouldn't Davis request an exemption for using Adderall, especially if he's had exemptions in the past? Or maybe that's the whole point (nobody could possibly be so stupid, that is) and he's lying?
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
yeah, kind of weird. anyway, whatever -- everyone pop some greenies
@DBWilson2Buck on whether it's fair to judge Davis' 2013, and really just on life. "What is fair?"
buck makes u think
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 September 2014 16:28 (nine years ago) link
Rodriguez also described how Bosch gave the ballplayer “tips on how to beat MLB’s drug testing,” according to the DEA report.The secret? According to Rodriguez, “Bosch advised him to only use mid-stream urine for MLB drug testing. Bosch told Rodriguez not to use the beginning or the end urine stream.”It worked. A test he took while using the drugs came up negative.
The secret? According to Rodriguez, “Bosch advised him to only use mid-stream urine for MLB drug testing. Bosch told Rodriguez not to use the beginning or the end urine stream.”
It worked. A test he took while using the drugs came up negative.
http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/mlb/article3578762.html
― Andy K, Wednesday, 5 November 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link
This may have some effect:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/12289319/commissioner-rob-manfred-says-hall-fame-voters-surmise-ped-use
― clemenza, Sunday, 8 February 2015 13:36 (nine years ago) link
potentially fit for this thread or is it teh crack again?http://www.latimes.com/sports/sportsnow/la-sp-sn-josh-hamilton-20150224-story.html
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link
Id be happy if it was PEDs and not crack
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link
yeah same
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link
@Ken_Rosenthal 43s43 seconds agoAsked a baseball executive if Hamilton’s discipline was for PEDs. His response: “Worse.” The executive declined to elaborate.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 21:55 (nine years ago) link
was about to post that. hamilton did 9/11. see u in guantanamo josh
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link
PEDs are worse than cocaine
― Bringing the mosh (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link
wait what no what am I sayin I'm drunk
More:
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25081902/angels-josh-hamilton-admits-to-relapse-involving-cocaine
― Andy K, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:18 (nine years ago) link
Damn. How did MLB find out about it if he didn't fail a drug test?
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:48 (nine years ago) link
Apparently he told them...
― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 26 February 2015 13:54 (nine years ago) link
the drug of abuse suspension policy of mlb sort of rubs me the wrong way.
― j.q higgins, Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:32 (nine years ago) link
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/marijuana-and-the-joint-drug-agreement/
this is some Kenny powers shit
As others have noted, the stark differences between the MLB and minor league rules for marijuana use raise the possibility that some minor leaguers could try to openly use marijuana in order to force their teams to promote them to the 40-man roster. While this strategy may not work for ordinary minor leaguers, for top prospects it is not inconceivable that a team would choose to promote a player to the 40-man roster to ensure that the player would only be fined, not suspended, for his marijuana use. Otherwise, the team could see any marijuana-using top prospect sidelined for 50 or more games for a violation of the minor league drug rules.
― johnny crunch, Friday, 6 March 2015 13:18 (nine years ago) link
ervin santana, 80-game suspension
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 April 2015 20:57 (nine years ago) link