2016-2017 Hot Stove

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this year's Qualifying Offer has been set at $17.2 million.

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

i feel like that's a big jump.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:46 (seven years ago) link

it is indeed the largest one-year jump

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 October 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

dammit, i was about to start this thread

*sizzles*

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 04:58 (seven years ago) link

lol

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 3 November 2016 05:30 (seven years ago) link

three-year extension for mike metheny!

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:23 (seven years ago) link

let's just throttle those how do we catch the Cubs conversations right now. jfc

bnw, Thursday, 3 November 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link

That sizzling was the sound of me peeing on the hot stove FUCK

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 16:18 (seven years ago) link

@Phillies
#Phillies have declined the 2017 club options on Ryan Howard and Charlie Morton.

pour one out

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 November 2016 16:32 (seven years ago) link

@alexspeier
Zack Scott named VP of Baseball Research & Development, overseeing team's analytics and systems development.

tricky

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 November 2016 16:44 (seven years ago) link

bad news for the sox, zacks with a k are unreliable and poor decision makers

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 17:10 (seven years ago) link

cards pick up Jaime Garcia's $12 million option for 2017 (he'll almost certainly be traded this offseason)

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 3 November 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

apparently the cards also hired a "quality control coach" which is mystifying everyone: http://www.todaysknuckleball.com/nl/st-louis-cardinals/quality-control-coach-hiring-means-matheny-cardinals/

na (NA), Thursday, 3 November 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

red sox picked up buchholz's $13m option

pitchers, man

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 November 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

@Ken_Rosenthal
Maybin, heading to #Angels, has $9 million club option. First to report #Tigers were working on deal: @beckjason.

Starting CF for starting CF.

Andy K, Thursday, 3 November 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link

Or Victor Alcantara.

Andy K, Thursday, 3 November 2016 23:21 (seven years ago) link

Jay Bruce and Jonathan Lucroy both got their options picked up by the Mets and Rangers.

earlnash, Friday, 4 November 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

torey lovullo is yr new dbacks manager

mookieproof, Friday, 4 November 2016 17:07 (seven years ago) link

@pgammo
Great for Tprey Lovullo; I'f hire Alex Cora as bench coach and sign Carlos Beltran, for many reasons

Andy K, Friday, 4 November 2016 17:24 (seven years ago) link

@JonHeyman
Sources: jeremy hellickson will be receiving the $17.2M qualifying offer today #phillies

mookieproof, Monday, 7 November 2016 16:26 (seven years ago) link

wow

johnny crunch, Monday, 7 November 2016 16:58 (seven years ago) link

lol

qualx, Monday, 7 November 2016 17:53 (seven years ago) link

@Ken_Rosenthal
Craziest prediction I’ve heard so far from a GM: Ivan Nova, five years, $75M.

mookieproof, Monday, 7 November 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

Hellickson?! Why?!?!?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 7 November 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link

he did have 3 war this year

mookieproof, Monday, 7 November 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

i didn't realize how not-bad his 2016 year was. i mean, still not worth 17.5m imho, since i doubt he can repeat that.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 7 November 2016 21:19 (seven years ago) link

starting pitching is so insanely expensive that he doesn't even have to repeat that, really. it's a lot of money but it's only one year.

kinda screws hellickson (insofar as someone being offered $17m can be) tho -- i can imagine someone giving him a longer-term deal but not wanting to give up a first-round pick to do it

mookieproof, Monday, 7 November 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link

ya, he pretty much *has* to accept, or take way less (per year) on a 2-3 year deal I'd imagine.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 7 November 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link

mariners acquire carlos ruiz from the dodgers for vidal nuno

mookieproof, Monday, 7 November 2016 22:15 (seven years ago) link

Last year only 3 players took it: Rasmus, Wieters and Brett Anderson.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 7 November 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

xpost*

Van Horn Street, Monday, 7 November 2016 23:34 (seven years ago) link

Noah Syndergaard not nominated for NL Cy Young is bullshit.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 7 November 2016 23:41 (seven years ago) link

r.a. dickey to the braves

mookieproof, Thursday, 10 November 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

these are not 'nominations' dont fall for MLB's bullshit again

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 10 November 2016 16:08 (seven years ago) link

Matt Stairs, Phillies hitting coach

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 November 2016 04:02 (seven years ago) link

BARTOLO TO THE BARVES

mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:13 (seven years ago) link

@JeffPassan
The Braves have signed two starting pitchers in the last 24 hours. Their combined ages are 85.

mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:19 (seven years ago) link

lmao

johnny crunch, Friday, 11 November 2016 15:22 (seven years ago) link

kendrys to the jays, 3 years/$33m

mookieproof, Friday, 11 November 2016 21:04 (seven years ago) link

Barvolo :(

Andy K, Saturday, 12 November 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

it's okay; he still gets to bat

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 November 2016 02:17 (seven years ago) link

I'd think a couple inning eating starters could help the Braves out pretty well and considering they only have 1 year deals, it's not like it hurts any long team money.

Reds would have been smart to have an innings eater last year and still could use one for next year.

Those starters who every other start can't get through 5 just eats up and exposes a teams bullpen. Colon and Dickey should be able to get 175-200 innings each and keep them in some games.

earlnash, Saturday, 12 November 2016 02:34 (seven years ago) link

fwiw, bartolo has outlasted turner field -- both made their baseball debuts in 1997

mookieproof, Saturday, 12 November 2016 02:41 (seven years ago) link

@JonHeyman
jeremy hellickson accepted the $17.2M qualifying offer

well, yeah

mookieproof, Monday, 14 November 2016 19:11 (seven years ago) link

@JeffPassan
There is increasing sentiment coming out of CBA negotiations that the qualifying-offer system, as we know it, is dying as of next year.

mookieproof, Monday, 14 November 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

Bartolo and RA is a buddy cops film that needs to be made.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 04:14 (seven years ago) link

I think every team is looking into ace Chris Sale

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 15 November 2016 15:26 (seven years ago) link

everyone on twitter was saying Sale to the Braves last night

na (NA), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 15:39 (seven years ago) link

i thought he was going to the Dodgers?

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 15 November 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

Mets 'pen shopping

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 January 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link

@dgoold
BREAKING: #MLB hammers #Cardinals for hack: Must send 2 draft picks to #Astros, pay $2m fine.

mookieproof, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:01 (seven years ago) link

i suggest that we send them the draft picks from rounds #39 and #40 of the 2014 draft

Karl Malone, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:03 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3cNxxYUMAAXQen.jpg:small

mookieproof, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:07 (seven years ago) link

also colby rasmus to tampa 1 year/$5m + incentives

mookieproof, Monday, 30 January 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link

fwiw, chris correa (the cardinals/astros hacker knower of top secret passwords) put out this statement:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3gU15qW8AELgGe.jpg:large

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 02:07 (seven years ago) link

Nolan Ryan was 70 yesterday

13 days til ST

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 13:56 (seven years ago) link

Nationals signed veteran relievers Matt Albers and Joe Nathan.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 February 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link

rockies send eddie butler to the cubs for minor league reliever james farris

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 February 2017 17:34 (seven years ago) link

Cardinals agree to a five-year, $51 million extension with Carlos Martinez.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 February 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

with 2 club options, too. i think it's fantastic, i irrationally love martinez

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2017 17:19 (seven years ago) link

i bet his agent was stoked after martinez said "I want to spend my entire career with the Cardinals" a few weeks ago

Karl Malone, Thursday, 2 February 2017 17:20 (seven years ago) link

Rays are set to sign right-hander Cory Rasmus to a minor league contract, cornering market on Rasmii.

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 February 2017 21:18 (seven years ago) link

@USATODAYmlb
Hal Steinbrenner says Yankees fans love Aroldis Chapman despite DV incident. "Sooner or later we forget, right?"

cool

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2017 21:20 (seven years ago) link

let's see if a Wilpon says something similarly classy about Familia

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 February 2017 21:28 (seven years ago) link

on the guys like richie shaffer who have been waived and claimed multiple times this winter: http://www.si.com/mlb/2017/02/01/waiver-wire-rollins-shaffer-lavarnway

mookieproof, Friday, 3 February 2017 18:15 (seven years ago) link

@Ken_Rosenthal
Source: Sergio Romo to #Dodgers, pending physical.

mookieproof, Monday, 6 February 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link

3 mil ain't bad for the guy.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 February 2017 17:32 (seven years ago) link

napoli to texas

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 18:50 (seven years ago) link

chris carter to the yankees!

mookieproof, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 20:06 (seven years ago) link

Saw a preseason Fantasy guide on the magazine rack today that had Russell Martin on the cover. They may want to rethink their marketing strategy.

clemenza, Tuesday, 7 February 2017 22:23 (seven years ago) link

Just pandering to the Canadian market.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 01:33 (seven years ago) link

I know these publications have multiple covers aimed at specific markets, but still--Russell Martin? There's got to be at least a half-dozen guys you'd want on there ahead of a 34-year-old catcher with a .398 slugging average and iffy health. Even if you do give him some citizenship points.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 05:01 (seven years ago) link

"Guys" meaning "Jays": Donaldson, Sanchez, Tulowitzki, Estrada, Happ, Osuna, Travis, Pillar, Stroman maybe, even Bautista.

clemenza, Wednesday, 8 February 2017 12:33 (seven years ago) link

regardless of Martin's season last year, he's still a face most people will recognize. you throw Estrada or Happ (or even Sanchez, despite how much he's earned it), a lot of people are going to wonder who the fuck they're looking at!

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 8 February 2017 14:42 (seven years ago) link

Brandon Phillips to the Barves.

scattered, smothered, covered, diced and chunked (WilliamC), Sunday, 12 February 2017 14:17 (seven years ago) link

Dodgers sign Chase Utley, Franklin Gutierrez for one year

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 February 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Prince Fielder apparently launching a cooking show called "Fielder's Choice", good for the big fella

frogbs, Monday, 13 February 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link

@BaseballAmerica
Baseball America has been sold to Alliance Baseball LLC, owners of the Omaha Storm Chasers and Richmond Flying Squirrels

mookieproof, Monday, 13 February 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

breaking: completely revamped Baseball America top prospects list includes 46 players from Omaha Storm Chasers and Richmond Flying Squirrels

Karl Malone, Monday, 13 February 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link

i hope Richmond plays the Bullwinkle theme during pitching changes

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 13 February 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link

grady sizemore to the indians!

as a player development advisor

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 February 2017 15:08 (seven years ago) link

adam lind to the nats

na (NA), Tuesday, 14 February 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link

not content with the yankees' arbitration win over dellin betances, randy levine proceeds to shit on the three-time all-star from a great height

mookieproof, Saturday, 18 February 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link

Jered Weaver and his 80-mph fastball to the Padres for one year, three million dollars.

Andy K, Sunday, 19 February 2017 01:45 (seven years ago) link

@euqubud
When the pitch clock hits MLB, does it restart when the pitcher throws the ball or when he gets it back? Asking for Jered Weaver

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 February 2017 01:47 (seven years ago) link

Donaldson's hurt, but supposed to be ready by Opening Day.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/mlb/josh-donaldson-felt-something-calf-misses-1st-full-workout/

Phony selective stat, I know, but I think he's got a chance to be the second third basemen ever with five consecutive seasons of 7.0+ WAR. (Boggs's five seasons are clearly superior, and Schmidt and Matthews just missed much longer streaks.)

clemenza, Sunday, 19 February 2017 21:13 (seven years ago) link

I think there's a thread for old players complaining, but I can't search for it. This is good.

http://joeposnanski.com/the-goose-is-loose/

clemenza, Monday, 20 February 2017 15:41 (seven years ago) link

wieters to nats

mookieproof, Tuesday, 21 February 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link

cardinals sign Adolis Garcia (younger bro of the Barve's Adolis Garcia), a Cuban free agent.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 25 February 2017 02:37 (seven years ago) link

the next generation will be flush with adolii

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 February 2017 02:40 (seven years ago) link

whooops
(younger bro of the Barve's Adolnis Garcia)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 25 February 2017 02:41 (seven years ago) link

mailman fails to deliver : /

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 February 2017 02:43 (seven years ago) link

hey man, my real mailman failed to deliver today and it totally screwed my day up. so basically anything goes tonight

Karl Malone, Saturday, 25 February 2017 02:45 (seven years ago) link

basically anything goes tonight

adolis ~ adonis gifs or gtfo

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 February 2017 02:48 (seven years ago) link

(i don't really mean anything close to gtfo <3)

mookieproof, Saturday, 25 February 2017 02:48 (seven years ago) link

anything goes!

and for me that means the whole bag of munchies is going down

Karl Malone, Saturday, 25 February 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link


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