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http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dn-dodgers-don-mattingly-20151022-story.html

mattingly out

k3vin k., Thursday, 22 October 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link

we all saw that coming, right?

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 22 October 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

so . . . price and greinke to the cubs or just one of them

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 October 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

uuuuuuuuuuugh

guessing just price

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 22 October 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link

I've been (and am) day drinking today at Bobby V's. lol @ dude's phone blowing up when the Mattingly news was announced.

http://i.imgur.com/cWBgXzj.jpg

pandit pran nathalie (sanskrit), Thursday, 22 October 2015 21:11 (eight years ago) link

Favorite mattingly moment: August (?) 2010 against the giants, he fucks up some rule about visiting the pitcher's mound, Bruce bochy calls him on it and he's forced to replace a relief pitcher before he even throws a pitch

brimstead, Thursday, 22 October 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link

torre was still manager in 2010, maybe '11?

curious whether bartolo will try to keep going/anyone will have him next year

mookieproof, Friday, 23 October 2015 00:18 (eight years ago) link

Nah torre had been ejected earlier on the game

brimstead, Friday, 23 October 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link

on = in

brimstead, Friday, 23 October 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link

yea bart shd keep pitching

johnny crunch, Friday, 23 October 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

add "Overwork? Nah man, 140 pitches is cool" joke of your own

http://m.sfgate.com/music/article/Dusty-Baker-I-once-blazed-a-joint-with-Jimi-6582136.php

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 October 2015 15:00 (eight years ago) link

Servais, new Mariners manager. imparfait du verbe servir.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 23 October 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link

soon all managers will be white former catchers with no coaching experience and all general managers will be ivy league dudes in their 30s who were rich enough to spend multiple years as team interns

mookieproof, Friday, 23 October 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link

the marlins have hired the pirates' jim benedict to be their Vice President of Pitching

mookieproof, Friday, 23 October 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link

Vice President...of Pitching?

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Friday, 23 October 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

Gabe Kapler is the front runner for the Dodgers job apparently.. not a bad idea as he's been overseeing all of player development but his managing experience is thin at best - one year at single a for the red sox a couple years ago.. then again thats a year more than most recent hires.

Whats interesting is the entire coaching staff was told they could look for other jobs.. Rick Honeycutt would be a good addition to any team, imo.

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 23 October 2015 21:53 (eight years ago) link

Pittsburgh Pirates ‏@Pirates 10m10 minutes ago
We have acquired RHP Trevor Williams from the @Marlins in exchange for RHP Richard Mitchell. #Pirates

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 October 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

@nickcafardo
It appears former Phillies GM Ruben Amaro Jr will become Red Sox first base coach.

Andy K, Saturday, 24 October 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link

hahahahahaha

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 October 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link

*agonized screaming*

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 25 October 2015 01:40 (eight years ago) link

wtff

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 October 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

that is super weird.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link

whatever, good for him

rap is dad (it's a boy!), Sunday, 25 October 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link

@BillShaikin
Ex-#RedSox GM Ben Cherington hired as ... executive in residence by Columbia University's sports management program.

mookieproof, Monday, 26 October 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

I think it most likely Amaro's rep in baseball circles is much higher than fan or media perception. It could also be that some of those extensions that hobbled the Phil's were pushed by ownership.

earlnash, Monday, 26 October 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

@jonmorosi
Ruben Amaro Jr. is ambidextrous and will throw batting practice for the @RedSox both right- and left-handed. This is outstanding.

mookieproof, Monday, 26 October 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link

https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/source-marlins-hire-don-mattingly-as-manager

(Ambidextrous BP pitcher far more valuable than a GM, obv.)

Andy K, Thursday, 29 October 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link

should we make a separate thread for postseason awards or just dump it here, gold glove finalists being announced rn (def the most meaningless of these awards)

slothroprhymes, Thursday, 29 October 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

might as well start a new thread, since this one will get clogged up with hot stove stuff eventually

1999 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, 29 October 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

mattingly --> marlins

budblack --> nats

andy green --> padres

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 October 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link

Marlins offseason checklist:

1. Hire manager
2. Fire general manager
3. ?

polyphonic, Thursday, 29 October 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link

trade marcel ozuna 'cause loria doesn't like him

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 October 2015 23:43 (eight years ago) link

@Ken_Rosenthal
Sources: #BlueJays’ five-year offer to Anthopoulos gave him right to opt out after one year if relationship with Shapiro was not working.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 October 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

If that's true I'm not sure it changes anything. Ownership either endorses the GM 100 percent or they don't.

NoTimeBeforeTime, Friday, 30 October 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link

In a face-to-face meeting with the senior members of the Jays’ front office, Shapiro said he strongly disagreed with some of the deadline choices that sent prospects out. The initial contract offer to Anthopoulos, according to an official who was briefed on the talks, was a two-year deal, with the second year an option.

It was an insult. By the time Rogers tried to give Anthopoulos a five-year contract, it was already too late.

mookieproof, Friday, 30 October 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link

dusty to the nats!

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link

Good Mets winter already!

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link

saw this on FB yesterday

Dusty: "Nice collection of arms ya got here... Shame if anything wwere to happen to 'em."

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

supposedly they offered bud black a one-year deal lol

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link

i thought everyone was joking about Baker getting hired!

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

we were, the Nats were not.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 16:12 (eight years ago) link

wow. i want to say "rip" to them; but just watch them fluke their way into the WS next year.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

not their Dustiny

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

@Ken_Rosenthal
Sources: #Dodgers have interviewed Dave Roberts for managing job. LAD not close to decision. Roberts expected to move on from SD regardless.

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link

Black and the Nats talked over the next couple days, with proposals and counterproposals exchanged. However, after Black, who had originally sought a three-year deal, didn't quickly accept their next offer and instead apparently countered it -- it is believed the Nats came off the straight one-year offer, and talked about offers with options and buyouts, and may have gotten up to two guaranteed years at some point -- the Nats then turned back to Baker....

The Nats are a first-class organization as far as the players go, but it's somewhat surprising how little they dedicate to manager salaries. This is very likely an ownership stance, but it is certainly odd.

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/writer/jon-heyman/25362028/nats-get-their-man-but-man-oh-man-what-a-soap-opera-it-was

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

yeesh

brimstead, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

FG goes challopsy

http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/dusty-baker-is-not-a-bad-hire/

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 20:56 (eight years ago) link

August Fagerstrom @AugustFG_

Four-year peaks:

Grady Sizemore: 25.8 WAR
Willie Stargell 25.6
Pete Rose 25.4
Tony Gwynn 25.4
Brooks Robinson 25.3

mookieproof, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link

Is this real life
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CS78jTqUAAAchwY.jpg

bnw, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 03:34 (eight years ago) link

deal

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:00 (eight years ago) link

the position will be called "designated baseball player," and each pitcher must have his own DBB, and if a pitcher requires TJ he must get the ligament from his DBB

u kno how that shd go (Will M.), Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:02 (eight years ago) link

when he isn't at bat he can be like the guy in the ska band who only skanks. and if the the pitcher accidentally drops the rosin bag he can pick it up pick it up

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:04 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CZRn7RTUAAAtsej.jpg

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 21 January 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link

Maybe right before each game the DBB can roll a 20-sided die to determine what part of the field he will occupy. also, maybe give him a fishing net.

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link

and drunk goggles

lute bro (brimstead), Thursday, 21 January 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link

If they add the DH they might as well just completely realign MLB, as there really won't be a reason to have two separate leagues.

earlnash, Thursday, 21 January 2016 23:21 (eight years ago) link

Bring on the Rustbelt Division.

Andy K, Friday, 22 January 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link

i support any decision that protects my pure innocent eyes from seeing a pitcher trying to hit a baseball

qualx, Friday, 22 January 2016 06:37 (eight years ago) link

@keithlaw
Cespedes should demand opt-outs after every week of the contract, just to see if the Mets will say yes

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 22 January 2016 19:20 (eight years ago) link

yo to mets, 3-year deal w/ opt-out after one(!)

mookieproof, Saturday, 23 January 2016 04:06 (eight years ago) link

:O :o :O

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 23 January 2016 09:42 (eight years ago) link

"That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 24 January 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

i've never heard of fuckin' STEAMER til 2 weeks ago

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/162668836/nationals-favored-over-mets-to-win-nl-east

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link

"The most likely result on the designated hitter for the foreseeable future is the status quo," Manfred said in an interview with ESPN.com in conjunction with his one-year anniversary as commissioner. "I think the vast majority of clubs in the National League want to stay where they are."

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Monday, 25 January 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

The new Yankees? Meet the Mets

http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/yankees/post/_/id/90946/the-new-yankees-meet-the-mets

Andy K, Tuesday, 26 January 2016 18:55 (eight years ago) link

get back to me when the owners are financially stable and every Italian tourist blocking the subway stairs is wearing the blue & orange.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 00:51 (eight years ago) link

@cmccosky
Al Avila said Kirk Gibson will be base running instructor in spring training. Ausmus invited him.

*Gibson immediately orders spring BP pitcher to throw at Upton*

Andy K, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:01 (eight years ago) link

Yanks probably will be spenders next year as I think Arod, CC and Teixeira contracts will be done.

earlnash, Thursday, 28 January 2016 07:03 (eight years ago) link

fister to astros, 1yr

also

@ToddZolecki
Phillies hire Andy Galdi to oversee baseball analytics department. Spent last 3 years at Google, where he was quantitative analyst 4 YouTube

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:05 (eight years ago) link

the new market inefficiency is charlie bit my finger

Worth Taking from Little Kid (Will M.), Thursday, 28 January 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CaBTvfOUMAEcqd_.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 31 January 2016 04:09 (eight years ago) link

Yankees announce that slugging 1B of the Future Greg Bird will miss the entire 2016 season due to shoulder surgery.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 15:36 (eight years ago) link

@Dodgers
The Dodgers have hired Greg Maddux and Raul Ibanez as special assistants to the president of baseball operations & baseball ops department.

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 20:31 (eight years ago) link

just saw the first 'truck day' story : /

mookieproof, Tuesday, 2 February 2016 22:27 (eight years ago) link

Mets deal Ceciliani to Jays for cash

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link

mostly fives i think

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 2 February 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link

that lower left quadrant should be all in the deepest corner tbh

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 05:22 (eight years ago) link

there needs to be a better way to approach that

qualx, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 06:56 (eight years ago) link

the Indians can't hit a lick. unless they win the division at 81-81 there will be no contending.

mod (brownie), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 12:50 (eight years ago) link

wow the word "nope" points directly to the Milwaukee Brewers nice

frogbs, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 13:26 (eight years ago) link

jonny gomes to japan

mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 February 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link

if u listen to the BP podcast, that raises the question of who MLB's new Gonny Jomes is.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 February 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link

@Marlins
We have re-signed Don Kelly to a Minor League contract with an Invitation to Major League Spring Training. Now 63 players in camp.

Andy K, Thursday, 4 February 2016 02:15 (eight years ago) link

@keithlaw Jan 30
The Dbacks have already traded their 1st pick from 2015, 1st and 4th picks from 2014, and 2nd, 3rd, and 4th picks from 2013.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:56 (eight years ago) link

@Ken_Rosenthal
Source: #Orioles getting Despaigne from #Padres. Cosme heading to SD, per @masnRoch.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2016 19:59 (eight years ago) link

big day for baseball birthdays

rusty kuntz is 61
doug fister is 32

mookieproof, Thursday, 4 February 2016 20:59 (eight years ago) link

I always have to look up Rusty's name to confirm that it's real and then get slightly worried that my work will detect inappropriate use of their computers

Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:02 (eight years ago) link

Ausmus and Matheny prob in all-time top 10

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 4 February 2016 21:42 (eight years ago) link

You don't like necks, Morbs?

Sofialo Ren (Leee), Friday, 5 February 2016 19:26 (eight years ago) link

I guess I'm a Farrell man.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 6 February 2016 05:19 (eight years ago) link

the brisbane bandits have claimed the claxton shield, if you know what i mean

mookieproof, Saturday, 6 February 2016 20:19 (eight years ago) link

i do not.

Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 6 February 2016 21:18 (eight years ago) link

@MannyActa14
Hail to The Chief!! Freddy García just threw his last pitch in pro-baseball. Nice guys don't finish last. 👍🏼 #NiceCareer #CaribbeanSeries

Andy K, Monday, 8 February 2016 02:03 (eight years ago) link

latos to white sox

mookieproof, Tuesday, 9 February 2016 19:07 (eight years ago) link

Clippard to AZ two years, $12.25M

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 10 February 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link


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