2015 regular season chatter

(fWAR)

did you guys hear Sterling after DiDi's 2 run homer?

"ohhh bursting from the ENN-WHY-CEE comes the Double D's, and they're looking.. gregarious!"

I'm generally a fan of keeping my stomach contents in my stomach so listening to sterling and suzyn is ill-advised

xp pls let that be real

I was one of the masses at yankee stadium today. Sat up in the grandstand. Windy as fuck.

at least the Yanks learned to lose in half the time

now i'll always be able to say: i was there that one day ubaldo jimenez looked like he'd work out

Yordano Ventura stirring up shit with Trout today..

dan uggla had an rbi double today - stopped clocks, etc.

Hechavarria had 3 hits!

there goes your hacking mass team!

Rickie Weeks one-hopping the cutoff man, 12-hopping the catcher.

OK, he three-hopped the catcher, but still.

Years ago:

"Hey Rickie, wanna long-toss?"

"...You know I play second, fool."

"OK, cool."

there goes your hacking mass team!

not really... obv he wasnt gonna have a .450 OPS all year. They have to get hits sometime.

Robinson Cano loses count of the outs, gets caught off third on the night honoring his namesake. tsk tsk

no "metal detectors" at Citi last night, just a kid with a wand

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCwskKeVIAETQr4.jpg

lol

#loltillman

bartolo colon has more wins than the milwaukee brewers

Francona may have left Allen in too long tonight.

i tend to agree

whoa. bryan price ust have been hangry or something. this is just an excerpt of a post-game interview:

...CTR: I don't think you do and I don't know that that's my job.

Bryan Price: Your job is not to sniff out every f****** thing is about the Reds and f****** put it out there for every other f****** guy to hear. It's not your job. You want me to be candid with you? I've been candid with you. I f****** talk to you guys like men, I tell you what the f***'s going on with the team, I tell you how I'm feeling as candidly as I can and then this s***? You've got to watch this f****** s***? I've got to f****** read that on a f****** Tweet on our own people in here that we don't have a f****** player? How the f*** does that benefit the Reds? It doesn't benefit us one f****** bit. God **** we try to go out there and win f****** games and I got to come in here and then you guys f****** blow it all over the f****** place? Who we can play? Who we can't? I'll tell you what you want to know, I'm not going to f****** lie to you. I didn't tell you f****** s***.

CTR: You did not lie to me and I appreciate it.

BP: Ah, f***. I'm just, I'm f****** p****** up a rope in this f****** business. Because everyone has to know everything all the f****** time. That's not my f****** obligation, it's not their obligation. You know why f****** Billy Hamilton didn't f****** play? The other day? Because his f****** finger's hurt and he couldn't hit right-handed comfortably. Right? So that's something that I need to know and no one else needs to know. No one else needs to f****** know it, and all of a sudden it's out there. His f****** fingers are sore. It doesn't benefit us. It wasn't from you, but it doesn't benefit us one bit to f****** announce to the f****** other teams that we're playing to bring in lefties when they need to f****** get Billy out. There's no benefit. So, I'm f******, to be honest with you, I'm f****** sick of this s***. I'm sick of listening to this f****** s***, I'm sick of f****** the f****** second-guessing b*******, you guys can do whatever the f*** you want, but I'll tell you this — I'm not going to f****** tell you everything about this f****** club, because you f****** guys are going to out there and sniff it out anyway. I don't f****** like it one f****** bit. I bend over backwards to be honest and direct with you f****** guys and you stick it right up my f****** a** — and the f****** team's a**. And I'm sick of it. What do you got? If you don't got anything, get out and I'll do this f****** interview with Marty. You don't have anything? Just get out, please.

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/eye-on-baseball/25156624/reds-manager-bryan-price-says-f-word-77-times-in-rant-at-media

You know why f****** Billy Hamilton didn't f****** play? The other day? Because his f****** finger's hurt and he couldn't hit right-handed comfortably. Right? So that's something that I need to know and no one else needs to know. No one else needs to f****** know it, and all of a sudden it's out there. His f****** fingers are sore. It doesn't benefit us.

lol

I know the dodgers had a national game last week but seriously how does the first kershaw vs madbum face off not make it onto national tv? lame

#bestfansinbaseball

After one inning of snowy and bone-chilling play in Detroit, the Yankees lead the Tigers 6-4. Pitches thrown: 87.

What?

Beltrán tripled to deep left center, McCann scored.
Headley tripled to deep right center, Beltrán scored.
Petit intentionally walked.

Well, it "worked."

I laughed at the edgiest lines in Chris Rock's baseball rant on HBO's Real Sports (I wonder how much of their audience even knows who Emmett Till was, though). And Bryant Gumbel is still working!

The production values of that kind of ruined it for me. There's an unironic record scratch punctuating a punchline.

statcast.

despite reading a million things about it, i still don't understand whether or not the new stats will be publicly available (or if they're already publicly available, where i can find them) or if they're just going to be displayed during broadcasts.

specifically i want to check out jordan walden's extension, velocity, and perceived velocity stats to see how much his extra skip adds to his game.

unrelated:

https://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/mlb-pitcher-wrc.png?w=694

Guessing Chase Headley now leads the league in balks alerted to sleeping umpires. Good work, Chase.

Jacoby Ellsbury assisted in that balk alerted. Good work, Jacoby.

vin scully storytelling game in exceptional form during this doyers-evenyears mlb tv free game

was just talking about how buster posey would watch tv in a crouched catcher's position, which seems uncomfortable

last night he mentioned that JFK press secretary Pierre Salinger was related to somebody by marriage... "of course, everyone remembers him"

@pedromoura
A's-Angels is the most American matchup possible in MLB. Combined, they had just six non-Americans on their OD rosters. The Rangers had 15.

Royals-ChiSox rhubarb

Hawk saw it comin', folks.

@dschoenfield
The Kansas City Royals, no longer the little small-market team everyone was rooting for last October.

i found em very irritating last October

but now they're soaring toward Cardinals/Phillies/Stanks territory

http://i.imgur.com/s7myEdH.jpg

royals rn like the band with the corp sellout 2nd album overloaded with radio hits that will be reevaluated as a classic in 20 yrs, as opposed to the breakout critic-adored band with rare crossover potential of last year, how the mighty have fallen

*would-be radio hits

I kinda like most aspects of this new look DGAF royals but also don't dig throwing at people

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