I lOVE tHE AStROS!

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Lousy letdown night for the Mets so far, but that was a LOL DP.

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 May 2011 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Finally, a reason to cheer.

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 14 May 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

don't let a 3-run lead blind you to the home team in this series being the NL's worst.

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 May 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

20-year-old pitcher Jordan Lyles debuts tonight (at Wrigley).

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

closer Melancon is tied for the team lead in wins. it's that bad.

sanskrit, Friday, 24 June 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The much anticipated 5-1/2-foot-tall Jose Altuve debuts in the bigs today:

http://blog.chron.com/ultimateastros/2011/07/20/jose-altuve-in-lineup-will-bat-second-in-major-league-debut/

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:18 (twelve years ago) link

jOSE aLTUVE

tupac, bach (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 18:25 (twelve years ago) link

1-for-5, just singled in 9th w/ 2 out in a tie game

joyless shithead (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hahaha, I just bet big on the Astros +1.5 vs. the Diamondbacks (meaning to win I need them to either win the game or lose by one)

8th inning, Astros lead 5-1
9th inning, Astros lead 5-2, feeling like I can't lose, since if the D'Backs do walk-off it would likely be 6-5

D'Backs tie it up in the 9th, then win on a 3-run HR in the 10th

serves me right for betting on the fuckin Astros

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

50 wins or bust

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 12 August 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpgt3fF5ES1qzrxppo1_500.png

sanskrit, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

omg frogs that sucks :/

Mordy, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

i'd be breaking things at that point i think

Mordy, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

I've lost way more than that on a missed extra point in a college game - bet over 78.5 (IIRC) and they wound up at 78 after Nevada botched the XP. So I'm kind of used to the crushing loss in sportsbetting. I went to bed after the top of the 9th figuring it was locked up and had to do a double take when I saw my account balance go down. I'm actually pretty glad that I didn't watch it.

frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 19:16 (twelve years ago) link

SI_JonHeyman Jon Heyman
wandy has been claimed by another team. #astros can trade to that team or pull back

vajayjay batman (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

If they don't ditch that contract they are cray cray

vajayjay batman (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link

supposedly the nats claimed him.. doesnt seem like a bad idea for dc if you ask me

strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

Alex Anthopolous is hosting a press conference at 3:30. Dunno whyfor.

vajayjay batman (polyphonic), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

wELCOME tO tHE AL!

ciderpress, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

It's official?

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link

well it's on peter gammons's twitter, not sure what thats worth these days

ciderpress, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

It must be official if it came from the twitter account behind gems like this and this

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:47 (twelve years ago) link

that second one is a masterpiece.

ciderpress, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

He must be a hoot to edit.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

And...

pgammo Peter Gammons
That is a good thong

pgammo Peter Gammons
And as the sun rises here on Lake Michigan I remember cover 18-yr old Robin Yount's first game

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:42 (twelve years ago) link

Might not be as legit as rantsports.com, but

http://eye-on-baseball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22297882/32677866

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

Predicatron on games lost next year?

citation needed (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:17 (twelve years ago) link

i don't think they're switching in time for 2012 season? probably 2013

ciderpress, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

They'd have to change the 2012 schedule.

A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

I think by then the '62 Mets' record will be safe.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

KISSIMMEE, Fla. — The Astros are “leaning heavily” toward new uniforms to accompany the club’s move to the American League in 2013, owner Jim Crane said Sunday.

I wonder if they're leaning towards garbage bags or just wearing paper bags with eye holes cut out of them instead of caps

wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 27 February 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

morbs what are your thoughts on the Ryan Express?

Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link

J.R. looks like a young Wesley Snipes in that photo.

clemenza, Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link

thoughts about him when? He finally learned to pitch in his Houston days, after all the raw wild power.

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

well, not "finally".

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

Buster_ESPN Buster Olney

Good call by MLB in now allowing the pistol to be put back on the Colt .45 uniforms...

(retro uni controversy)

Literal Facepalms (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

How many days in advance does Bodog have gambling lines? Tempted to copy the bet-$5-against strategy with the Astros, but I'm too lazy to log into Bodog every day.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

I had the same idea.. Stole it from this dude who bet on the pirates to lose every game

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aq0v0bsD6EIDdEo5OUw2WFgwRHlMSFBRMklVNTE2c0E&hl=en#gid=0

wolves in our wounds (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:10 (twelve years ago) link

does Bodog still exist? i thought everyone was arrested.

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 9 March 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

oh, I guess Bovada.fr is the thing now. Same setup.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 9 March 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

DAMN that is a pathetic offense

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 01:22 (twelve years ago) link

Altuve 4-for-5.

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 April 2012 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

Astros are kind of adorable, posting run expectancy numbers on the scoreboard:
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1097492/DSC_0094.JPG

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 02:41 (twelve years ago) link

whoa, that's gotta be a first?

World Congress of Itch (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 May 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

0.00 RUNS EXPECTED
ASTROS HITTING

Since the break, the team from hOuSToN (a city so large that many of us consider the state's largest city to be Dallas) is 1-14 with a 12-game losing streak. They've scored more than four runs twice and have lost both times (13-8, 6-5).

Andy K, Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

they've won two of their last 27

mookieproof, Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:21 (eleven years ago) link


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