This guy on the mound right now for the Astros is on some serious Al Hrabsoky/Mike Gonzalez bizarre mound behavior trip:
Sammy Gervacio
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.uniwatchblog.com/2010/04/06/space-cadets/
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:35 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ7yS8RL-Tg
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link
keithlawYeah, that's the problem. Gervacio's wild because he's hurt. I'm sure it has nothing to do with that heinous delivery.
― Andy K, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
this team is going to have a longgggg season. RIP
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 10 April 2010 01:57 (fourteen years ago) link
tHIS tEAM rRRRRRREALLY sUCKS
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link
when i can't think of a joke i just yell eD wAAADE
― rafsan (rahni), Saturday, 10 April 2010 02:28 (fourteen years ago) link
They're knocking Jamie Moyer around today.
― no turkey unless it's a club sandwich (polyphonic), Sunday, 11 April 2010 00:48 (fourteen years ago) link
damn i had them predicted to go 0-162
― ciderpress, Sunday, 11 April 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link
kEEP tHE dREAM aLIVE
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 11 April 2010 14:10 (fourteen years ago) link
we can do this folks
― ciderpress, Sunday, 11 April 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Whatever the Astros did, they did it
― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 12 April 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link
pedro feliz is hitting 3rd
― ciderpress, Saturday, 17 April 2010 17:47 (fourteen years ago) link
cONGRATS tO hUNTER pENCE fOR dRAWING hIS fIRST wALK oF tHE yEAR tONIGHT
― shipley and him (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 01:51 (fourteen years ago) link
u guys expecting them to lose 130 games also counting on Kick-Ass to outgross Avatar.
― kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 04:30 (fourteen years ago) link
fOUR gAME wIN sTREAK
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 22 April 2010 02:46 (fourteen years ago) link
Way to go, Lance.
― Andy K, Saturday, 24 April 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link
oswalt to 'stros: get me the fuck out of here
― mayor jingleberries, Friday, 21 May 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Bourn and pray for walks:
.228/.274/.321
^ Team slash stats
― Andy K, Friday, 21 May 2010 22:38 (fourteen years ago) link
This was weird:
Houston Astros pitcher Roy Oswalt considers his ejection in the third inning of the Nationals 14-4 win Monday as a misunderstanding.Oswalt said he was upset with himself during Josh Willingham's at-bat with one out in the third inning when home plate umpire Bill Hohn thought Oswalt's anger was directed at him and sent Oswalt to the locker room."Got thrown out of the game for saying 'not talking to you,'" Oswalt said to the media after the game. "Never done that before."I was actually upset I missed with a pitch a little bit off the plate and was actually talking to myself on the mound. I wasn't even looking toward his way when I turned around and he's pointing at me saying something about you are going to keep your mouth shut or something. I couldn't really tell what he said and I told him I wasn't talking to him and he kept on talking so I told him again I wasn't talking to him and he threw me out."Home plate umpire Bill Hohn was not available for comment, but first base umpire Gary Darling, the crew chief, spoke on behalf of Hohn in an interview with FOX 26 Sports."He got ejected for showing up the plate umpire," Darling said.It was pointed out to Darling that Oswalt explained to the media that none of his frustration was directed at Hohn."He came off the mound, pointed at (Hohn) with his glove, and got ejected," Darling said.
Oswalt said he was upset with himself during Josh Willingham's at-bat with one out in the third inning when home plate umpire Bill Hohn thought Oswalt's anger was directed at him and sent Oswalt to the locker room.
"Got thrown out of the game for saying 'not talking to you,'" Oswalt said to the media after the game. "Never done that before.
"I was actually upset I missed with a pitch a little bit off the plate and was actually talking to myself on the mound. I wasn't even looking toward his way when I turned around and he's pointing at me saying something about you are going to keep your mouth shut or something. I couldn't really tell what he said and I told him I wasn't talking to him and he kept on talking so I told him again I wasn't talking to him and he threw me out."
Home plate umpire Bill Hohn was not available for comment, but first base umpire Gary Darling, the crew chief, spoke on behalf of Hohn in an interview with FOX 26 Sports.
"He got ejected for showing up the plate umpire," Darling said.
It was pointed out to Darling that Oswalt explained to the media that none of his frustration was directed at Hohn.
"He came off the mound, pointed at (Hohn) with his glove, and got ejected," Darling said.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 13:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://houston.astros.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=10798761
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link
typical texan!
― oreo speed wiggum (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://deadspin.com/5612172/bo-the-bailer-gets-his-spot-blown-up-on-facebook
― johnny crunch, Friday, 13 August 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link
biggest, best storyline of the aSTROS sEASON iMO
― johnny crunch, Friday, 13 August 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link
lolllll
<3 ilb today.
― _▂▅▇█▓▒░◕‿‿◕░▒▓█▇▅▂_ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 13 August 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
thanking u, stros. <3
― My totem animal is a hamburger. (WmC), Friday, 27 August 2010 01:17 (thirteen years ago) link
And a hearty thanks from me too.
― Mark C, Friday, 27 August 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link
this team is going to have a longgggg season. RIP― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, April 9, 2010 6:57 PM (5 months ago)
― ✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, April 9, 2010 6:57 PM (5 months ago)
Astros haven’t had a losing month since May, sweep Phillies and Cardinals over 10 days.
― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 9 September 2010 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Oswalt, Berkman: clubhouse cancers.
― Andy K, Tuesday, 14 September 2010 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
astros have quietly turned into a decent good-pitching light-hitting team since about mid-june
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link
p sure i voted the 70+ wins option in that early season poll but was too scared 2 admit it at the time
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 13:31 (thirteen years ago) link
well they're outplaying their pythag by 8 games in addition to the hitters overperforming in high leverage situations. they're basically having the best possible season you can get out of a .669 OPS offense
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 15 September 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
pitching is fine though
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lb8evwSpJu1qzoxsfo1_500.png
― macaroni rascal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Brett Meyers has 2 of the 3 Houston hits so far today.
― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
h8 the stros
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Friday, 1 April 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Knocking Halladay out in 6 innings is pretty wow...
Just checked and that equals his shortest performance of 2010.
― City of Jorts (Steve Shasta), Friday, 1 April 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
RIP Doc
― Andy K, Friday, 1 April 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
lol astros
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 April 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
waiting for lyon to balk in the winner
― mookieproof, Friday, 1 April 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
whelp
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Lyon looked awful.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link
and that's not even counting how many women he's slapped around today ...
― joyless kunt who afaik contributes nothing but toothless mockery (Eisbaer), Friday, 1 April 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link
jesus!
― got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link
Lousy letdown night for the Mets so far, but that was a LOL DP.
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 May 2011 01:53 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7B4gic1-qU
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Saturday, 14 May 2011 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Finally, a reason to cheer.
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Saturday, 14 May 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
don't let a 3-run lead blind you to the home team in this series being the NL's worst.
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 May 2011 21:12 (thirteen years ago) link
20-year-old pitcher Jordan Lyles debuts tonight (at Wrigley).
― A Chuck Person's Guide to Mark Aguirre (Andy K), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link
closer Melancon is tied for the team lead in wins. it's that bad.
― sanskrit, Friday, 24 June 2011 14:10 (twelve years ago) link