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ok your the biggest (phattest) jew i know, so hopefully you can help me out
a relative i am going to visit soon invited me to Rashashana dinner
i have no idea what that is...it took me a while just to find out how to spell it
i want to make my relative happy by not being a total ignorant ass...
is there anything im supposed to do, or not do?

amamcc, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

just sit and it. its you're not your and its Rosh Hashanna.

big chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

just sit and eat. its you're not your and its Rosh Hashanna.

big chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
Doesn't that holiday have to do with atonement?

Like it's the one day of the year when the jewish nation can clean the slate, so to speak, with YHWH?

BAF, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

yes. god has a big book that says if youve been naughty or nice like santa and he clears out its cache on that day.

howell huser (chaki), Friday, 18 November 2005 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

anyway i hope youre doing good brando!

howell huser (chaki), Saturday, 19 November 2005 04:07 (eighteen years ago) link

two years pass...

can this "church" answer jew question?

carne asada, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Doesn't that holiday have to do with atonement?

Like it's the one day of the year when the jewish nation can clean the slate, so to speak, with YHWH?

-- BAF, Friday, November 18, 2005 8:34 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

That's Yom Kippur.

Rosh Hashana is New Year's Day for the Jews.

You're supposed to celebrate and/or go to a My Bloody Valentine concert on that day.

felicity, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

bring on the jew questions!

The Reverend, Thursday, 19 June 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link

OK, what's up with the foreskin thing?

I am using your worlds, Thursday, 19 June 2008 03:22 (fifteen years ago) link

Under Jewish law circumcision is a mitzva aseh ("positive commandment" to perform an act) and is obligatory for Jewish-born males, and some Jewish male converts. It is only postponed or abrogated in the case of threat to the life or health of the child.[20] It is usually performed by a mohel on the eighth day after birth in a ceremony called a Brit milah (or Bris milah, colloquially simply bris), which means "Covenant of circumcision" in Hebrew. It is considered of such religious importance that the body of an uncircumcised Jewish male will sometimes be circumcised before burial.[21]

Wikipedia, Thursday, 19 June 2008 04:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Y is this nite diffrnt from all other nites?

S-, Thursday, 19 June 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Is "jew" a race or a religion or both, and if both, how does that work exactly?

libcrypt, Thursday, 19 June 2008 06:04 (fifteen years ago) link

On all other nights we eat all kinds of breads and crackers...
Why do we eat only matzoh on Pesach?

Matzoh reminds us that when the Jews left the slavery of Egypt they had no time to bake their bread. They took the raw dough on their journey and baked it in the hot desert sun into hard crackers called matzoh.

On all other nights we eat many kinds of vegetables and herbs....
Why do we eat bitter herbs, maror, at our Seder?

Maror reminds us of the bitter and cruel way the Pharaoh treated the Jewish people when they were slaves in Egypt.

On all other nights we don't usually dip one food into another....
Why do we dip our foods twice tonight?

We dip bitter herbs into Charoset to remind us how hard the Jewish slaves worked in Egypt. The chopped apples and nuts look like the clay used to make the bricks used in building the Pharaoh's buildings.

We dip parsley into salt water. The parsley reminds us that spring is here and new life will grow. The salt water reminds us of the tears of the Jewish slaves.

On all other nights we eat sitting up straight....
Why do we lean on a pillow tonight?

We lean on a pillow to be comfortable and to remind us that once we were slaves, but now we are free.

felicity, Thursday, 19 June 2008 07:37 (fifteen years ago) link

It's a religion as well as an ethnicity. It works pretty controversially, depending who you ask.

felicity, Thursday, 19 June 2008 07:39 (fifteen years ago) link


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